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Presidents Day

Just a little special video, that I know will touch the hearts of you all.

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by Godzilla

submitted March 30th 2008

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10 years ago
What does a moth shitting in a flower have to do with Presidents Day?
10 years ago
Everything.
10 years ago
you are gay godzilla. very gay
10 years ago
I'm not going out with you, so give it up.
10 years ago
Ooops.
10 years ago
Wow, and a reply violation. Must be bed time.
10 years ago
Nice recovery.
10 years ago
Apathy, what the fuck were you doing? ...or trying to do?
10 years ago
Today I learned how to cut and paste.

I also learned to do it someplace else so I don't do something amazingly stupid like hit the post button. I worried about the BanHammer all day at work. My tummy hurts.
10 years ago
*Pukes*
10 years ago
HEEEYYY watch out.... Im dry heaving over here.
10 years ago
Good thing god was watching over us on 9/11 or else we might have never had an excuse to invade Iraq. Thanks god!
10 years ago
I guess God was taking a shit or something when the Indians got eradicated. I wonder why God only likes white Americans?
10 years ago
protip: iraq!=afghanistan, and youre a fucking tool
10 years ago
Im offended!
10 years ago
*Bites tongue*
10 years ago
what? tsss..... you post that shit and not my houellebecq video? your bad taste really offends me!
10 years ago
your what?
most of your videos recently haven't been posted because they don't encode, they get these huge pink pixellation things and it isn't worth my time to figure out why... cuz they aren't really.. you know.. worthwhile posts to begin with... i'm sure we both can agree on that.

10 years ago
tsssss....
10 years ago
I didnt think it would get posted either.
10 years ago
i heard rumor of a donkey jumping bridge that never got posted.. is this true? because i think THAT would be something worth seeing.
10 years ago
*off a bridge
10 years ago
true, true
10 years ago
i like that he says "tsss" like, who the fuck does that any more anyway? Ok Glover Cleavland.
10 years ago
sure, samuel. so here it is. enjoy:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/iraqi_kids_throw_donkey_of_bridge.html
10 years ago
He's the one that we turn to when the going gets rough. But, by their same logic, isn't he the same one that lets the going get rough? Isn't that like the fireman who sets fires so he can show up and be the hero?
10 years ago
exactamundo!
10 years ago
That's pretty good.
10 years ago
God is a sham to get you to subscribe to cable tv
10 years ago
lol, the states is founded on some ancient imaginary friend.
10 years ago
how fuckin patriotic zilla!


























10 years ago
lmao@ waste of bandwidth
10 years ago
wait.....why do the president put the hand on a bible and swear, its not proven god even exist and there pretty more proves that god doesnt exist? I dont see the logic
10 years ago
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
10 years ago
Hankasaurus sad gamaya !
Hankasaurus sad gamaya !
10 years ago
and?
10 years ago
forgivness and regret is workerant?
10 years ago
america is really proud about ww2 , they couldnt even fight. The russian did all the work.
10 years ago
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
10 years ago
Fucking retard...get back in your bubble.
10 years ago
It's true. The Russians won that shit. And the nazi's mostly wanted Russia anyway.
10 years ago
Wow... a couple people whom actually understand that Russia was the one that toppled the Nazis. Perhaps that's why they call it the Great Patriotic War instead of just dubya-dubya-two.
10 years ago
that the russians did the job is just common knowledge
10 years ago
Sadly, not for every is it common knowledge. Some people were hit with the stupid stick or the arrogance stick.
10 years ago
Dwight Eisenhower led the allied forces and liberated europe, that is what americans are proud of. we don't claim to have single handedly beaten the nazis. we were busy with the japs for the most part
10 years ago
besides, the evil fuckin soviets helped start the whole mess to begin with.
10 years ago
The Russians paid a heavy price for "winning" the war, millions of lives. Russians make decent cannon fodder.
10 years ago
the land of lapland should be independent and be allied with russia . We would kick ass in the next racewar.
10 years ago
The Russians also helped Germany invade Poland you bunch of retards.
10 years ago
Well, Germany did fall for one of the greatest blunders, "Never start a land war in Asia." And if I remember correctly, the second one kind of applied as well. "Never go against a Sicilian, when death is on the line."
10 years ago
Besides, the Russian winter beat the Germans just like it did Napolean. + the fact that the best German troops in Russia were sent to Italy to stop the Italians from surrendering. But go ahead and live the fantasy if it helps you sleep better in your envy.
10 years ago
hey, fuck all you guys. USA did sacrifice many live in WW2, and did make a difference. So go fuck yourselves.
10 years ago
USA is the man.
10 years ago
Great Britain was the ONLY one who had the balls to stand up to Hitler after he invaded Poland. We declared war on him and stood alone for an entire year.

Its really funny when Americans claim to have won the war after entering late. Britain poured all of the military and economic resources from across the Empire into doing the right thing whilst your knee trembling government perpetuated the 'America First' policy.

EVENTUALLY (after you were first attacked) your government grew a backbone and did the right thing.

We were left broke, the Russians exanded their borders & America ended the war richer than ever, untouched by bombs & with more supplies than you could handle. Very noble!
10 years ago
if that cunt hillary gets in (USA is a woman)
10 years ago
We saved y'alls asses and you know it.
10 years ago
It's a pitty that I can't join marathons like you joined WW2.

Id win a lot; if not all of them.
10 years ago
Oranjeboom says:
OK, I said a lot of anti-American stuff, but I have mentioned on numerous occasions that I have no 'real' problem with America.

10 years ago
I don't, however, I do have a problem with ignorant Americans (Americans, not America) claiming that their contribution to the war effort was great than Britain's or Russia's. I simply wasn't, & quite frankly, that claim is laughable to anyone who has a basin knowledge of the wars development.

So thanks, but no. You can't just put my pointing out of your audacious claims being baseless as 'Oranje hates America'.
10 years ago
*I don't, however, I do have a problem with a number of ignorant Americans (Americans, not America) claiming that their contribution to the war effort was greater than Britain's or Russia's. It simply wasn't, & quite frankly, that claim is laughable to anyone who has a basic knowledge of the wars development.

So thanks, but no. You can't just put my pointing out, of your audacious claims being baseless as 'Oranje hates America'.*
10 years ago
I know you don't hate America. You are just jealous, as well you should be. America is the greatest.
10 years ago
haha piss off, git!
10 years ago
who claimed american contribution was bigger? all we claim is that we saved the world. we beat the japs with our science and eisenhower orchestrated d-day and liberated europe. we certainly didn't SACRIFICE as much as the brits...

we are just better at saving the world is all
10 years ago
liiike if america and britain had a contest, who could sacrifice more soldiers for god and country in one day.. england would win (ww1 showed us that)

but if they had a contest, who could save the world the most times.... well america would win every time.
10 years ago
haha oh my god WHAT???

Im really looking forward to seeing the evidence you have for that bold claim.

Fuck me, do you have any idea of the amount of Americans themselves who will be looking at that statement, wishing you didn't perpetuate the stereotype of Americans dreaming up such a new & egotistical version of history?
10 years ago
Samuel is a fag, but he makes excellent points.
10 years ago
I like to read historical accounts of WWII. Ambrose is my favorite (American viewpoint), and your "version of history" at the end of your post raised an interesting question. I wonder if you took the most accepted texts by the public school system in the US and UK, say for middle school aged kids, and compared them side by side, it'd be interesting to note the similarities and differences. Not saying one is right over the other, but since it's been sixty plus years, and most of the vets are dead it'd be cool to see how either country has bent their history, or bent it further than it originally was from the start...
10 years ago
Id like to read your account of:

Neutrailty Act - You banned the supply of weapons to us, whilst we were fighting & you were watching, unless paid for, in full, in cash.

Destroyers for Bases Agreement - Supplying Destroyers, in exchange for for our land.

Nice examples of how the US, who 'saved our asses in WW2' chose to contribute in those days. You milked us like a cow!!

How can you possibly portray the way in which the USA profited from the war in a positive manner? Now that would take some serious creativity.

YES, IT WAS A WAR IN EUROPE but don't for a single fucking second think that you would have continued as normal if we gave in to Hitler.
10 years ago
So what, we were supposed to just give that stuff away to you? Just admitt it Oranje, if it wasn't for us you would be speaking German right now.
10 years ago
Do you not realise what economic position America was in during the war?

If you didn't profit from the war in the way in which you did, there is NO way that the US would be a superpower like it is today. Germany would have access to all the resources in Europe & would have swatted you like a fly...That is, unless you agreed to peace & cooperation. This is what is guessing you would have done.

Congratulations.
10 years ago
*Do you not realise what economic position America was in BEFORE the war?*
10 years ago
You played a smart game, unscrupulous, but smart.
10 years ago
Damn, we were smart. It sure is nice to reap the benefits too. You should come over and visit us. Of course then you won't want to leave. U S A! U S A!
10 years ago
Oranje, I wasnt even taking sides, just posing a question, you're a jumpy little fucker arent ya?
10 years ago
I never said you were taking sides. Infact, I noticed perfectly well how you said "Not saying one is right over the other".

However, that doesn't mean that I shouldn't point out to the more naive of your countrymen, the US's lesser known contribution to the war. I imagine you already knew everything I pointed out.
10 years ago
What does "naive" mean, or did you mean "native"?
10 years ago
I think most of my countrymen are probably less naive than you think. I'll admit, though, your comment about about our countrys financial bearing before the war has teeth.
10 years ago
Yeah, but I bet the teeth are all fucked up.
10 years ago
Hey ADMIN, stop using my avatar, god damn it! Get your own!
10 years ago
shit... i had forgotten england's long history of "aiding" other countries without benefit.... shit... why even call it united states? when we are clearly an empirical power

hmm.. waaaaiiiitt.... raise your hand if your country has ever been the victim of english imperialism or otherwise oppressed by the brits (aka merciful SAINTS of all countries)
10 years ago
oh i forgot *raises hand*
10 years ago
Oh the 'Britain used to be imperialist' argument. I have no idea what the fuck that has to do with this thread, but...

See, the problem you have with that, is the fact that we generally improved the countries we colonised e.g. India. Then there is the issue of how they managed after we gave them independence e.g. Zimbabwe.

A large number of colonies still model their own system on our judicial system, our democratic system & civil service etc.

Now that I've just completely scuttled your shitty argument, would you like to focus on the issue of the false claim that America single handedly won the war? Oh, you cant? because they didn't, ok then.
10 years ago
and the apartheid? ha ha ha generally improved countries you've colonized.. hmmm wanna think about that one long and hard?

also, again, i said NOTHING about america single handedly winning the war.. NO ONE DID!

raise your hand if your country cast away the manacles of the british monster because of their injustices and cruelty *raises hand*
10 years ago
if there is any confusion, EPISTAXIS = Bravesamuel in the comment above

mucho is fricken haunted.... little late for april fools :.( i wanna be me again
10 years ago
Sign out and sign back in... keep trying until you're "yourself". Worked for me...
10 years ago
mmm that worked.. now you gotta post nudes so i can decide whether or not i wanna reward you for your help
10 years ago
hahahaha... Your Welcome... As for pics... I'll post my nudes when you post yours
10 years ago
:-/ but they'll laugh at my wiener...
10 years ago
Oh MY! Even if I were a perfect 10 (which I'm not), they'd pick at me as well... so you post... I post... LOL
10 years ago
tell you what, post nudes and i promise not to kill a kitten..... don't post, and i can make no guaranties.
10 years ago
I promise, right after my boob job, I'll send in pics... but that'll be at least another 4-5 years, so I hope you're patient... If not, tell the kitty I'm sorry. LOL
10 years ago
just draw nipples on your ass cheeks and show THEM, then.
10 years ago
what 4-5 years?.. show them now, and we can start a mucho hellotits program. any muchoers who would like your tits bigger can send you a dollar. we'll have you swingin D's in no time
10 years ago
I have a feeling that it wouldn't quite be the same...
10 years ago
if not tits and no ass, then you are simply gonna have to snap a quick pic of your vag-jay-jay

or a kitten is doomed
10 years ago
They have a website for that... Don't think I haven't considered it. Mine are fine, I just want them bigger. Sides, what if one of my kids wants to run for office some day? They'd dig up these pics, and they'd be screwed.
10 years ago
*giggles* Vag-jay-jay
10 years ago
See what you went and did Samuel? Now I turned into Hillary's taint! It's an omen dammit! (hellonurse)
10 years ago
hardly, no one is asking for your face, a simple vulva shot bearing a mucho sign will suffice.

by the time you have a kid your vag will be unrecognizable anyways.
10 years ago
unless..... are you a fat chick? cause i have a personal rule and a t-shirt that reads "no fat chicks"
10 years ago
........ what a nightmare! it's an omen that you should show your taint
10 years ago
write mucho down the length of your taint and post
10 years ago
LOL, no I'm not a "fat chick"... well depending on what you call "fat" If you like anorexic bitches, then your out of luck with me.
10 years ago
my t-shirt also says, "fat girls often use the term anorexic to describe hotties"

i'm not saying you are fat, simply telling you what my t-shirt says... it's a cool ass t-shirt
10 years ago
LMAO!! I'm 5' 4" and 134 lbs. Great, now you've given me a complex... no taint/boob/ass pics for you!
10 years ago
anyways, post a pic of your perineum on which you have written "Brave Samuel is as brave and handsome as my very very very lengthy taint is long"
10 years ago
hmmm. depending how you wear it, you could be okay... if you wear it all in your taint though, then don't post any nudes

by not posting nudes you are hereby acknowledging the fact that your taint is of abnormal length
10 years ago
O.k... wrote what you wanted but I have some extra length to add some things... anything else?? XD
10 years ago
I cant remember England have done anything to Sweden except coming with there fucking christianity.
10 years ago
And indoor toilets.
10 years ago
I like how the video is full of symbols that Christians would basically find satanic if they weren't so ignorant.
10 years ago
The declaration of independance DOES NOT have any reference to God yet they use it in this clip. FUCKING RELIGIOUS LIARS!
10 years ago
Repent your sins and take Jesus into your heart as your lord and saviour before it's too late!
10 years ago
naaa
10 years ago
Hank: roflmao hahaha lol
10 years ago
I believe in Zeus, he took animal form and raped maidens.
10 years ago
It's alraedy too late.
10 years ago
gee i wish i could get strength from a flying spaghetti monster too, guess ill just keep being a weak little girl
10 years ago
You dont feel the spaghetti power?
10 years ago
Ahhh... That song took me back to Jesus Camps. I miss those confusing scared lust filled weeks where girls wore those straps where you could see their nipples when they bent over but then you were sinning if you looked but I looked anyway because I was horny. Ahh... Good times.
10 years ago
Those were good camps. I did alot more than look. So much love everywhere.
10 years ago
Wow, this got exactly the response I hoped for. I never even watched it. Just pulled it off a blog and guessed it was conservative.
10 years ago
America - fuck yeah, wish i was a yank then i may not sick up in my own mouth when this pile of arse is on!
10 years ago
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