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If you're being held at gunpoint...

because this happens to all of us routinely

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by r3db4r0n

submitted March 29th 2008

63 comments
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comments (63)
methinks i caught yak in the act maybe i'll come back later and things will open up for me. story of my life doomed to sloppy seconds
10 years ago
what do you expect ? youre an 8 foot tall hairy mountain creature
10 years ago
I liked the first two.
10 years ago
i like you, my lucky shamrock
10 years ago
gaaaay
10 years ago
that's gay?
10 years ago
it was a little bit gay
10 years ago
onerishone and i simply value the friendship and fellowship of other fine young men. if respecting, valuing, and (dare i say) loving other straight men is gay, then fine, call us gay for each other.

but i think you'll find that onerishone and myself have too much integrity to deny each others friendship in the face of criticism
10 years ago
^ HAHAHAHAHA GAAAAAAAAYYYY!
10 years ago
I don't like you and neither does anyone else.
10 years ago
Try that. Yeah, I'll remember to try that next time Im held @ gunpoint.
10 years ago
cute asains
10 years ago
i like how the mute one takes the gun with both hands, and bows.
10 years ago
the two times i was held up at gunpoint, i used the same tactic to escape both times.... i gave up my fuckin wallet
*safe for another year.... until barracho finds my address again
10 years ago
I have only been robbed at gunpoint once and I used the same tactic.
10 years ago
works everytime...
10 years ago
psst the best way not to get mugged is to not make yourself an easy mark
10 years ago
I wasn't mugged I was set up.
10 years ago
well come on tell us the story. its not every day you get set up. you score some big points if it went down in mexico.
10 years ago
No, sorry, not in Mexico. Just your typical deal gone bad. Fucker put a shotgun to my head.
10 years ago
barracho, define "easy target"
10 years ago
1rish1
there is more to it than that
drug deal gone bad
no way you get a shotgun to your head over selling a honda lol
10 years ago
as in keep your wits about... stay out of shitty places and chances are you wont be an easy target.
10 years ago
yeah and irish i want to know about this deal....
10 years ago
so pumping gas at a suburban gas-station made me an easy target for a mugging?
10 years ago
tough luck is what it sounds like for you bbbtyrone
ive been working in ill parts of town for nearly ten years
been nervous more than once filling up my tank
never been fucked with
but ive been approached
lucky they walked away
10 years ago
they just picked the most butt ugly motherfucker....you couldnt have done anything to avoid that.
10 years ago
haha
10 years ago
sadly, i was counting on you to say something stupid... you never fail me, lol
10 years ago
yea mute, i lived in a bad area up until i was 22 and never had any trouble, it wasnt until i moved a nice area.... strange
10 years ago
*to
10 years ago
It was a bad area because of all the blacks around I bet.
10 years ago
i wanna slap you..... but in a tasteful respective manner
10 years ago
but yea... its true
10 years ago
Another tactic would be to not live in a shithole metropolitan area. I've never been robbed or assaulted.
10 years ago
like i said... a suburban gas-station
10 years ago
You got robbed by whitey? Hahaha...
10 years ago
They didn't show the disclaimer that states this only works for asians.
10 years ago
There's nothing to steal in shitty neighborhoods. Of course criminals are going to wealthier spots to rob.
10 years ago
its ok bbbt nothing worse than black on black crime sorry to make you cry
10 years ago
they were tears of joy.....
10 years ago
of course the second you tense up a muscle he's going to pop a cap in your head so you can't defend yourself when this asshole is saying that you did everything wrong
10 years ago
for this shit to work you would have to be lightning fucking fast
10 years ago
some old bruce lee shit... but what if youre the average fat fucker how will you be fast enough to do this...
10 years ago
if youre an average anything in this situation you are dead..
it takes and exceptional person to pull off what this guy is demonstrating
like to hear about who tries this shit after watching this
oh wait
theyll probably be dead
10 years ago
Nah, you don't have to be really fast. There's better ways to take a gun away from someone, though, ways that are less likely to get you shot.
10 years ago
i hoped they would accidentally kill each other...
10 years ago
i know he is trying to speak clearly here
but he sounds bizarre
10 years ago
cool moves...

not that id have any use for them.. im usually the one holding niggas up for day papaz
10 years ago
Try disarming a cat, before you cook it. Bullets go off in boiling water.
10 years ago
wtf?? haha
10 years ago
even better idea.... carry your own gun!!!
10 years ago
yes
10 years ago
second that notion!
10 years ago
Kung fu bollocks always works on the assumption that your opponent is weaker and will take no action against your moves.
10 years ago
Which in my case is always true.
10 years ago
Good to know. Stay cool and don't piss your pants. :D
10 years ago
your advice is the probably the hard part
10 years ago
i typed that like a fool
10 years ago
if he discharges, he'll kill himself, shredding your hand with the reload action
10 years ago
My favorite part was... Hit him upside the head like it's a hammer... Of course then he gets to sue you for damages, and you go to jail for assault... Gotta love America!
10 years ago
I was so waiting for the gun to go off, failure vid
10 years ago
so i wasnt the only one.
10 years ago
pssshhhh i just say flame on and turn into a taco and explode with flavor...
i got nuthin...
10 years ago
recover password
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