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Creationists visit the natural-historic museum..

..it's.. it's.. too much. i can't take the ignorance!! their stupidity is killing me!

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by Victorious

submitted March 27th 2008

177 comments
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i love watching children getting brainwashed
10 years ago
They'll be back!
10 years ago
... as neo-cons. Yay, I cant wait!
10 years ago
that those crackpots control the world's largest military forces (including nuclear weapons) is actually rather frightening...
10 years ago
I fapped to this. Not cause it was hot, just to spite those fucking idiots.
10 years ago
God sucks dick. She has red hair, and she swallows.
10 years ago
you like watching children in general
10 years ago
I think, eventually, religion will lose it's, I guess I could say, 'appeal'. But there'll be something different to substitute what religion does for people. Some people just need 'religion'.
10 years ago
Crippled people need crutches.
10 years ago
crucified people need crosses
10 years ago
And those who don't believe need more nails for their cause...
10 years ago
Fuck the troops!
10 years ago
That was a pretty stupid retort.
10 years ago
hahaha hank
don't listen to him super...i support all the killing and destroying
10 years ago
I don't see any retorts in here.
10 years ago
you're a retort
10 years ago
Maybe, but uh, hey TiredFag, what the fuck are you talking about?
10 years ago
I wasn't even addressing you, Spank. That's what you call bad timing. Take another Valium and do STFU.
10 years ago
Ok.
10 years ago
^i'll just pretend that never happened, hank.. wtf?
10 years ago
Haha.
10 years ago
I wondered why that T-rex looked familiar.
That's the Denver Museum of Nature and Science
10 years ago
yah... I was wondering if these are Focus ont the Family people. I had a couple run ins with them in Colorado Springs... strange people.
10 years ago
Yeah, the Springs is full of some big ass churches.

Not the place to be with a jar full of aborted fetuses
10 years ago
Would they mind my Chupacabra that plays a grind organ for spare change?
10 years ago
only if he isn't gay
10 years ago
can chupacabras BE gay?
10 years ago
98% are.
LSD and ElChris know all too well
10 years ago
A debate between fiction and fact.
God - the best (pretend) friend a lonely adult can buy.

Anyone know what BS tours means kids. We will say the "J" word - thats right - jackass.
10 years ago
Evolution is a religious belief?! WTF?!
10 years ago
Just like not collecting stamps is a hobby.
10 years ago
I mean atheism, not evolution.
10 years ago
Atheism isn't just not believing in God, though, it's believing that there is no God. They sound similair, but are very different - one requires an active belief, the other doesn't. It's the difference between atheism and agnostism.
10 years ago
^wrong
10 years ago
Not that it's wrong... it was just confusing... The main difference (in laymens terms) is that an Agnostic doesn't believe in god, but doesn't deny that he COULD exist (Or any other higher power for that matter), we believe that you cannot prove nor disprove that he exists... while Athiests believe that not only is there no God or other higher power, you are a fucking idiot for believing there is.
10 years ago
i guess that makes me just an asshole then
10 years ago
god totally put all those dinosaur fossils in the ground to test our faith
10 years ago
Yeah, you're right. I did put those fossils in the ground to test your faith
10 years ago
Should someone start the MS religion? After all those years, we still have some questions unanswered...
10 years ago
MS has not created the world, but it sure as hell is putting an end to it :)
10 years ago
Vic is going to hell.
10 years ago
Im going to the bar
10 years ago
Vic already lives in hell
10 years ago
Dik already lives in the bar
10 years ago
I'm religious. I'm also a scientist, and I pulled a 3.4 in my Evolution class and a 4.0 in my genetics class back in undergrad.

Nowhere in the theory of evolution does it say that God doesn't exist. In fact, the only real challenge to these people's faith is a matter of time scale and their own inability to to see the actual similarities and differences between science and faith.

They lack the ability to think for themselves and instead listen to someone else's rhetoric. They are sheep, deserve to be sheep and will be used as sheep.
10 years ago
youre right, but what you dont realize is if youre christian the bible is your sacred fucking unquestionable document, you have to believe everything it says wholeheartedly and if even 1 word of it is bullshit (i think theres more than 1) then its all bullshit
10 years ago
I also like how most people don't really understand the definition of the big bang. There was no bang. Its merely the initiation the current era of our known universe. There could have been ANYTHING previous to that, but its beyond the reach of anything save conceptualism at the moment...
10 years ago
Yeah right, even the big bang is just a theory as of today. Of course we have no real concept of how the universe came about, we have no real concept of anything outside the general area of our own galaxy, which is... what, 1/infinity'th of the entire universe? We have NO fucking clue what's out there, and yet somehow that MUST mean it's the work of "God". Because we're SO fucking smart, that if we don't know it, God must've done it. That's the mind-set that's driven spirituality for thousands of years. Plain old human arrogance, is what it is. Why can't people just be satisfied with "We don't know."?
10 years ago
At least these people are obviously delusional. Smerf, you betray faith and logic equally, your the worst kind of religious nutjob.
Grow some balls you fence-sitting indoctrinated scumbag
10 years ago
I like how people, religious and non-religious alike take a stand like they really know what the fuck they're talking about after wondering some twenty or thirty years on the earth. It's like a flea inspecting a grain of sang and coming to the conclusion that it understands the inner workings of the seas ecosystem from top to bottom. Big ideas from small perspectives. My problem with big bang rhetoric, is that naturally, any machine or organism will rot/ rust/ die. Things come apart with time. Nothing productive has ever been built by randomness or chaos. If you put the individual parts of a '68 Camaro in a giant cosmic tumbler and ran it for a million years, you'd never come out with a functioning car.
10 years ago
Swerve, Agnostics are fence sitters... Smerf said he's religious, so therefor he can't be Agnostic. I on the other hand am an Agnostic, and since I have no desire to become a hermaphrodite, I think I'll pass on your ball growing theory.
10 years ago
The problem I have with that, Roland, is that you're contradicting yourself. You fault us for presuming too much, and yet presume to know something pretty phenomenal yourself. How do you know nothing productive has been built by randomness or chaos? Because you haven't seen it in the.. however many years you've been here? You don't think it's possible that among 6 billion years of randomness (assuming we're all on the same page here), chances would have it that a few perfect things were created? I do.
10 years ago
the point is no one really knows anything.. so peopel are going to believe what they already believe and "i dont know" is used as a crutch to support their own belief system.

its like saying because you cant prove it didnt happen.. it must HAVE happened like i said it did!
10 years ago
Guttless, who do you mean by "us"? Also I'm including myself by saying "people". It's a question alot of us presume to have an answer to, but were all just taking shots in the dark... like Morph said... etc.
10 years ago
Kojach, you obviously haven't actually talked to any *actual* christians have you? i suggest you go talk to a priest, i bet you would be very surprised on how helpful understanding and down to earth they are.
there are TONS of people who are very religious and who are top scientists in their fields, i doubt very much that any of them are "delusional" or "nutjobs".

10 years ago
Nurse, it was a bad choice of words. You agnostics are almost as bad as the 'adaptive religious' like smerf, yet even more spineless, cos you cant commit to anything.
10 years ago
Well I'm referring to the theory, not the actual event. People refer to the theory but have no idea of what it is. This is more of an issue than anything since you cant begin to work together without at least having a net vocabulary. So many people get their info from balls ass retards and think their opinion is suddenly foremost. I guarantee that at least %10-15 of the people that saw 10,000 BC thought they were getting a legitimate history lesson...
10 years ago
yeah, people who learn and are able to make their own minds up based on what they study in their life are fucking dumb huh swerve..
its much better to just believe in something and say fuck it if i am wrong i'm still right like you eh swerve? living in your own little world where everyone is judged by you.

10 years ago
Swerve, I can commit to the fact that your an asshole... Is that better??
10 years ago
wow, a handful of scientists are religious, therefore it must be true.
Agnostics take the easy road, you don't have to be well read to be an accomplished agnostic.
If they did bother to learn something they would see the scales aren't balanced for fucks sake.
10 years ago
1. Fuck Swerve
2. Asphalt, you're probably right, but those 10-15% are the same people they put the "do not drink" warning on bleach bottles for.
3. Yak, you've actually talked to a real live christian?
10 years ago
thats more like it nurse, maybe you are a hermaphrodite after all
10 years ago
Only in your twisted fantasies Swerve... ;)
10 years ago
So the gist i'm getting is that all us rational thinkers can agree on one thing: that no one person knows for certain the true nature of the universe. That theists and atheists alike are simply making guesses. In reality, agnostics are probably the most rational of all people - they don't claim to any guesswork, but just accept their ignorance. I'd refer to myself as agnostic, if it weren't for having to explain what it means over and over again because most people don't know what it really means. Atheist just sounds clearer. And i'll make this point as well: How many atheists throughout history have killed others for the sake of their faith?
10 years ago
'faith' -> *beliefs
10 years ago
No matter how much you try and rationalize it, you believe in a magical sky fairy. Evolution is a theory like gravity is a theory. If you don't believe it go jump of your house. Also, creationists always seem to confuse abiogenesis with evolution. They throw the big bang in there for good measure and viola, you are an idiot.
10 years ago
Cervix, you're the type that gives a bad name to atheists everywhere. You're as closed-minded as those tour guides up there. What makes you think you know a single fucking thing about the universe? For all you or anyone else knows, there could very well be a magical sky fairy up there pumping your next girlfriend full with AIDS. It's as much likely as anything else. What makes the difference is keeping your mind open to all the infinite possibilities of what's out there, and not limiting yourself to a single one. Why be an atheist if you're just gonna be an idiot anyway?
10 years ago
Luckily, I don't give a shit what Swerve thinks about me, because he's obviously gone through some indoctrination of his own.
10 years ago
there there
10 years ago
I gotta agree with Gottlos here, I was raised (not forced into) believing in God, my parents never forced me to go to church, they felt that everyone must make thier own religious decision for themselves, and I think the world takes this option for granted, most people will be either on one side or another refusing to sway in either direction, and its mostly the religious fanatics that really get to me. The Christian (or other sub form of) religion its self is a leap of faith, no one can prove without a doubt that any of the stories in the Bible actually occured, and I personally find it difficult to place ALL my religious belief on one book, on the other hand it isnt logical to eat everything the non belieevers have to say either, it IS just a theory like gravity, while gravity is basically proven its self there are other theories that havent, noone knows or may ever know exactly HOW the universe was created but scientists arent smacking the christian beliefs by opening the Bible and scoffing at how the universe could possibly be created in essentially a week. Both sides have little ground to stand on when it comes to proving/disproving anything but I believe that its glaringly obvious that the "Athiest" point of view is actually studying and trying to uncover something while bible thumpers refute it with the classic "its in the Bible" so in conclusion if I must side it is with the Atheists, Id rather be toched by his noodly appendage than turn a blind cheek to logic.
10 years ago
man fuck you niggas i aint readin all that shit!


Fuck you whunu!
10 years ago
I'm in agreement with nobody knows. But something started all this. Maybe the sun with our atmosphere started it. Now I don't believe Jesus walked on water and Moses parted the red sea but I believe that something started all this and if I'm right, on judgement day when I'm in front of the man, I'll be happy that I believed in him and hope my eternal life is pleasurable rather than an unbeliver who will suffer.

Look how much of this thread went on religion with alot of actual thought instead of the random slanders of most threads. Religion is powerful whether you believe in it, or not.
10 years ago
Fuck you Whunu!! and swerve you mother fucker!!
10 years ago
Yeah nobody does know how the hell the universe came to be or how any system came to be...all we can do is guess and people will believe what they want to believe. It's just the same nobody knows what really happens after you die, it's just a guess. I fucking hate Westboro*sp* Baptist Church.
10 years ago
hahah cervix surfer. many interesting insights here i must say. funny how a psycho site gathers around more down to earth people than any other regular one
10 years ago
I know what I believe in and were I am going when its done. When I die and I am wrong and end up as just worm food....well I quess I will be fine with it.
10 years ago
if there is a god i hope you all just go to hell
10 years ago
i didnt say anything about christians being fucking nutjobs, which they are, however. im just tired of people picking things out of their religious text to believe and not believe because the fact is if you dont believe in 1 part of it you cant believe in any of it, just common fucking sense.
10 years ago
Religion is a bunch of fucking bullshit. God, Santa Claus and the Flying Spaghetti Monster all have the same probability of existence. Religion is so fucking ridiculous that I'm amazed EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I hear someone defend it.

It's all well and good to say that noone knows anything and christians and athiests are on the same level in this respect, but athiests believe in science and logical reasoning and christians believe in an old mythology. It's not quite the same. Athiests seek knowledge in science. Christians shut out knowledge because they already "know."

In my mind it comes down to probabilities. Which is more probable, evolution and science's explanation of things or Christianity's creation myth?
10 years ago
so hank, i thought you said dik was the prson to say whats right and what not, son
10 years ago
Like I said in a different thread.Not all religions are based off the bible.Half the comments here are based on a judaeo-christian understanding of religions.There are many more beliefs that accept a scientific view of creation.As for the nut-job creationist.If they understood the bible an its history then they would know that Genesis is not taken as %100 literal fact.Many Jewish beliefs that crossed over to christens have been tweaked from a basic understanding given some 2000-2500 years ago to people that could not comprehend any thing else.To an ideology that states that it is the end all say all.Many stories in the bible are not to be taken literal.Its just that some christens are to brainwashed to even look at there own history.
10 years ago
i agree hank...but not quite so angrily
10 years ago
What's your point dude? That some religions aren't comeplete superstitious bullshit?

Examples, please.
10 years ago
That was for Narco.^
10 years ago
deisim,Buddhism,Jainism and Gnosticism.
10 years ago
three cheers for Hank.
fuck religion, fuck every single god out there and yes, fuck u too.
10 years ago
Deism isn't actually a religion, but whatever.

I used to think Buddhism was maybe alright until I read a book about it. There was a hierarchy of existence that went from hell to animals to ghosts to titans to humans to lower gods to higher gods....etc... Fucking nonsense. I also read a buddhist booklet about reincarnation one time. Nonsense bullshit borrowed from hinduism.

Don't know much about the other two and don't care.
10 years ago
You better hope you're right Hank. Eternity is a long time.
10 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Omg, I know you didn't just say that! You fucking pussy!
10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_wager

Reeeeeeeeally fucking weak reason to believe, Irish. Grow a fucking pair, would you?
10 years ago
god is afraid of me
10 years ago
Religion is bias
10 years ago
sometimes when i step outside it stops raining...god is a fag
10 years ago
No deism is not a religion, but a set of beliefs.It fits me so I follow it.
10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deism

Critical elements of deist thought included:

Rejection of all religions based on books that claim to contain the revealed word of God.
Rejection of reports of miracles, prophecies and religious "mysteries".
Rejection of the Genesis account of creation and the doctrine of original sin, along with all similar beliefs.
Rejection of Judaism, Christianity, Islam and other religious beliefs.

Constructive elements of deist thought included:

God exists, created and governs the universe.
God wants human beings to behave morally.
Human beings have souls that survive death; that is, there is an afterlife.




If you believe that then you are a fool.
10 years ago
then a fool I am.What would you prefer.Someone that looks for answers or a sheep.Seems to me that you have no belief system.
10 years ago
How does believing in God equal looking for answers?

I believe science, logic and reason are the best methods by which to understand the world around us, but I wouldn't call that a system.
10 years ago
I too believe in science,logic and reason.I also believe in a god.Looking for answers is not based off a belief in god but how can I understand the complexities of god if I refuse to understand the world.Like said above.I don't want to be the flea looking at a grain of sand.
10 years ago
i don't see how anyone can believe in a God. There are so many different probabilities to explain our creation, believing in one is just ignorant. Who's to say that we were all just dropped of here one day from another planet because we were to stupid and slow to keep up with there race. You people that sit there and talk about creation like you know it all make me sick!
10 years ago
weren't*
10 years ago
eh if i consider myself a good man while im alive id be fine rotting away in hell forever
10 years ago
Well there are different mantras and disciplines of Buddhism. Not all are entangled in the divine, and some are actually quite resolute as a philosophy and nothing else. Basically, there are some sects of Buddhism that are about as much a religion as Atheism. And saying either are religions is just like saying "off" is a channel on TV...
10 years ago
...atheism is a religion, obviously you havent read what people have been saying. at this point the only true religion is agnosticism because even believing that you know there is no god is a faith, because you cant know.
10 years ago
Roland, you're actually right, but still a fag. You're right because you're wrong. The universe as a whole is becoming more random and disordered. Just because a few random organisms have become highly organized doesn't mean everything is. For time to flow in a forward direction, the universe must have started as a highly ordered state of matter. It's progressed steadily into a higher state of entropy, or disorder, ever since. Evolution isn't a random shove into higher forms of order, but part of the universe's slide towards disorder. Things are rot/rusting/and dying, in a large sense. And yes, if you put all the parts of a '68 camaro in a tumbler long enough, some redneck bible fucker would get a full camaro out of it.
10 years ago
Wholly shit on a bible! This thread is way too fucking long! Simple: Science evolution innovation > Biblical fanatical evangelical and religious nonesense PERIOD!
10 years ago
Kojach, you're a retard. How does saying "I have no affiliation" mean you have a religion? I don't give a flying fuck what people have been saying... the fact that they dont know what an atheist is doesnt change the definition of the word...
10 years ago
atheism-a disbelief in the existence of a deity

agnosticism-not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of god or a god

protip: a disbelief is still a belief, and asphalt if a fucking moron
10 years ago
Agnosticism is the belief that no proof for or against the existence of god exists.
10 years ago
...but its not a belief, its the truth. there is no proof for or against gods existence
10 years ago
Boring. Can't we talk about niggers and guns or something?
10 years ago
Boy, a lot of Geico Cavemen are gonna be pissed when they visit this exhibit!
10 years ago
/facepalm
10 years ago
ba da bum, ching!
10 years ago
Ha I just pictured them walking around there with that song playing from the commercials
10 years ago
i love those commercials
10 years ago
Simple solution - if these "slightly" right winged Christian groups come to your door just ask them to leave you alone nicely... The joy here is that after three unsuccessful attempts - depending on the laws where you live - you can claim they were hostile and dispose of them violently right on your front lawn
10 years ago
Just don't tell them you're an athiest... they call for back-up, and you may not have enough bullets. A friend tried it... true story...
10 years ago
The bullets weren't in the true story ... but the rest is true...
10 years ago
If I see them coming, I put on some heavy metal or random foul music and answer the door wearing only a condom.
10 years ago
i'm the only one who leads them on so they keep coming back every week for like 3 months in a row only to tell them that i keep losing the bibles so i keep getting more?

10 years ago
Oh MY Yak! I'm afraid to ask what you're doing with them... o_O
10 years ago
The Bibles... not the Christians...
10 years ago
You can roll some awesome joints with bible paper.
10 years ago
LOL Yak you smartass, I might have to do that now.
10 years ago
its great cuz they get so excited that someone actually wants to listen to what they have to say and read their literature... i like taking peoples hopes and smashing them against the rocks ;/

10 years ago
i used to do that when i was like 13 yak
10 years ago
Thanks for the idea Smerf, I think I might actually try that
10 years ago
so like umm... 2 months ago dik?
10 years ago
about 27 years ago
10 years ago
but i'm spry as a motherfucker
10 years ago
Haha epistaxis, you noob, that joke might work for anyone except the registered old geezer of mucho, dik.
10 years ago
Shut you faggy ass up, Gottlos.
10 years ago
*your
10 years ago
@gotloss:
Joined: 08/10/2007 at 16:01

who is the new kid on the block here....
10 years ago
i'll make it easy for you:

here's when i signed up:
Joined: 09/21/2004 at 05:38

now go eat shit and die. i was on this site before you could read.
10 years ago
yet you still can't work the avatar button or submit anything...noob
10 years ago
And sorry irish, i can't bother to be insulted by a bible-thumping, jesus' ass kissing pussy bitch. Now that i know what you are, all i can do is laugh every time you try to insult someone.
10 years ago
Hmmmm I am with Hank on this one, then again even more angry maybe ...

Sick and tyred of all those religions telling lies and fuckin up peoples minds. Remember the shredder posted a few days back ? I'me planning of putting one in every 'holy' place on this planet and shred any fucker that comes to pray to any god he believes in. That would make a lot of room on this planet, price of all resources would fall, about all wars would end, .. you know what ... It would shred a world of peace and wealth!
10 years ago
t-rex eat apples! mmmkey
10 years ago
It might have eaten peaches, they don't really know for sure ... Then again apples .. so eve was a T-Rex ... Now it makes sence ... erh
10 years ago
Do apples even GROW in the region where the story took place??
10 years ago
pretty kind of the Museum to let them be there and tell against them. I like that style.
10 years ago
Did you notice that at 7 minutes, they showed a bunch of dinosaur skeletons and the guy was telling the people that it was a result of God acting on a sinful world? How the hell can a dinosaur sin???
10 years ago
Can't repent? I think the special kids are the same way.....
10 years ago
*Misread
Dinosaurs steal other dino eggs, mate with multiple mates and pre marital, the rest is mostly for the people I guess.
10 years ago
Dinosaurs are mexican?
10 years ago
so thats how it all happened
of coarse the T-rex was a vegetarian
duh
10 years ago
Those poor deluded kids are having their young minds polluted with creationist bullshit.
10 years ago
What ever floats your boat.
10 years ago
Everybody knows that Yak and Deja are rulers and creators of everything.
10 years ago
Boring. These dudes misrepresent the bible and the bible misrepresents the texts existing before it which it is based on. It's pointless to have an argument based on that.
10 years ago
huh?
10 years ago
don't you want to argue anyway?
10 years ago
Naw, I'd feel like a nerd arguing if the faggy elves in fuckquest were better than the faggy goblins in wardick.
10 years ago
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist!!
Think this is a quote from a movie...
10 years ago
On the other hand, my grandfather used to say... "Just 'cause you think it, doesn't make it so...". Then again, he didn't believe in metabolism, and he'd make me sing the 5 Little Monkeys song well into my 20's... No wonder I'm so warped.
10 years ago
Thank god I'm an atheist.
10 years ago
*Yawn*

10 years ago
You going to cry for a few days over the widdle misunderstanding above, babyfucker?
10 years ago
No, but even if I did, it still wouldn't make your lame joke any funnier.
10 years ago
I THINK
THERFORE I AM
AN ATHEIST
10 years ago
A Night at the Museum with Ben Stiller movie site?
10 years ago
i think it should be illegal to teach obviously wrong things to impressionable children
10 years ago
But religious nuts (redundant, I know) insist on their right to psychologically cripple their offspring.
10 years ago
Bible-burning, now theres a hobby for you. Any book that says that masturbation is bad is a lie.
10 years ago
Well, the bit where it "says" masturbation is a sin is pretty open to interpretation. God kills a dude who was masturbating. Whether or not he was killed because he was masturbating is debatable.
10 years ago
Isn't there something about not "unnecessarily spilling your seed" though? Same reason contraceptive is considered sinful, I believe.
10 years ago
I hate creationalists they are so full of shit!
10 years ago
Christian children are such retards "I like the dinosaurs" MNEUGH!
10 years ago
nothing makes sense without evolution? nothing makes sense until i spark up a reefer!
10 years ago
and the evolution guy looks like peter griffin!
10 years ago
I dont want to fight about religion...soooo fuck you
10 years ago
why did they have to come to my hometown
10 years ago
It's fun to point out how stupid the bible nuts are. But how many people noticed the bullshit math that's captured in the thumbnail? 800 years by 7 generations gives you 5600 years? So... I guess people are having their first kid, on average, as they turn 800? 7 generations can happen in about 100 years if you assume the little whores are getting knocked up as soon as they reach puberty. Way to destroy the bible nut timeline with the retard timeline there ABC fucksticks.
10 years ago
BRAIN WASH OUR CHILDREN TO BELEIVE IN SOMETHING THAT GIVES FALSE HOPE FOR SOME HEAVEN OR AFTERLIFE.
10 years ago
You know? There aren't many things in life that scare me, and normally I would joke about the videos up'd on mucho, but in all seriousness, religious fanaticism in the States is a major concern and fear of mine.
10 years ago
This is almost as bad as women's studies. Almost.
3 years ago
not enough naked Terry Moran.
3 years ago
poor kids
3 years ago
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