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I learned to dance to be on Mucho!

this guy is the ultimate dance floor killer

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by lodziarzPL

submitted March 26th 2008

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comments (180)
Uber gay
9 years ago
It's the pants that give it away, really.
9 years ago
"Dude! i wanna take you to a gay bar !"
9 years ago
I thought it was the 80's high tops that gave it away smerf... LOL
9 years ago
Let's start a war! Start a nuclear war!
9 years ago
i got something to put in you
9 years ago
Dancing Queen
9 years ago
WTF. I think hes going into convulsions
9 years ago
I think you just got served.
9 years ago
fucking gay
9 years ago
H O M O !
9 years ago
Looks like he's at a rave. I don't see what the big deal is, he wasn't that bad.
9 years ago
I would agree. It wasn't that bad...
9 years ago
^ That supports the GAY comments
9 years ago
a rave party all on his own ? thats just sad.
9 years ago
he danced ok. music was to slow for me thou!
9 years ago
^Gay.
9 years ago
hanky! your gone for a few days and the site gets boring. been busy with your brand new blow up sheep?
9 years ago
I got one of those underage Japanese dolls. Lots of fun.
9 years ago
They don't resist as much as the real thing
9 years ago
only a dick would dance like that...or listen to that fucking music....*pukes blood
9 years ago
I miss the resisting, though. :(
9 years ago
Tie it to a bungee cord fixed to the other side of the room.
9 years ago
it isnt the dance its the faux hawk that told me right away that he was a pregtester of little emo boys.
9 years ago
And the blown speakers didn't help...
9 years ago
THAT WAS FUCKEN AWESOME
9 years ago
huh?
9 years ago
what else can he do locked in his parents basement all the time.
9 years ago
looks like bobby valentine?
9 years ago
LOL yeah it sure does. what a faggot. Fuck you Bobby and fuck you Whunu!
9 years ago
kami get a fuckin avatar!
9 years ago
eh, probably one of these days. But not today.
9 years ago
nobody listens to technoooooo
9 years ago
ur right nobody listen to teckno, but thats becouse its not meant to be heard. It's meant to B FELT!!! "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
9 years ago
^^^^GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
9 years ago
Tyrone was that techno reference an Eminem line?
9 years ago
why yes it was...
9 years ago
I've got that somewhere. Music from 8 mile maybe. Moby dis.
9 years ago
Hip hop and ya don't stop.
9 years ago
its from The Eminem Show album, the song is Without Me
9 years ago
I don't have that disc, but I have this song somewhere. More music from 8 Mile, I think.
9 years ago
And I don't think the track is Without Me. The one I have that is. I'm not gonna go look it up. Whatever.
9 years ago
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy,
cuz it feels so empty without me
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A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit.
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, and Moby
you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno
9 years ago
Eminem used to look autistic. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmLwzSUBitg
9 years ago
Yeah dude, but I think that track is remixed or something on More Music from 8 Mile, or maybe it was a mash-up radio track. I can't remember. I definitely have those lyrics, but I definitely don't have that disc. I bought Em's 1st album, after that not worth the money. Hit and miss.
9 years ago
you dont have the marshall mathers lp?... thats the best one...
9 years ago
soon no one will listen to eminem either you noobs
9 years ago
His first album was best I think. Now, I just think he sucks ass. Maybe the Marsh Math cd was ok, but when I was listening to it at the shop it didn't do much for me. And after that, his albums are basically garbage.

I really don't care too much for him. He started off off playing the funny role, but then he went and tried to switch to a tough guy role or something. He's a dick. Fuck him.
9 years ago
eminem is the new john lennon...
*runs and hides before dik gets back*
9 years ago
he's the spice girls of rap
9 years ago
i would say eminem is the greatest lyricist (as far as rhyming) out right now.... he just doesnt have anything good to talk about
9 years ago
He's the Kenny G of rap.
9 years ago
hank... Bad Meets Evil is the best song on his first album to me
9 years ago
Without a doubt he has busted some fucking awesome lines.

I got a lion in my pocket
I'm lyin'
I got a nine in my pocket
n' I'm ready to cock it
Who's ready for war?
I'm ready for war
for any faggot who said he was hard

and there are some other lines (post 1st album) that are really bad ass, but his fake ass tough guy posturing and all his gay ass battles/bickering really fucking suck. I haven't liked the guy in a long time.
9 years ago
if you like the Slim Shady album for the humor, you'd love the Marshall Mathers LP... it is fuckin hilarious
9 years ago
Maybe I'll check it out.
9 years ago
hank you can't think those are good lyrics
9 years ago
My noodle is cock-a-doodle
My clocks cuckoo
I got screws loose
Yeah, the whole kit and kaboodle
I'm just brutal
It's no rumor
I'm numero uno
Assume it
There's no humor in it
No more 'you know'
9 years ago
Maybe it's his delivery.
9 years ago
windows tinted
on my ride, when i drive in it
so when i rob a bank, i dont just dive in it
if anybody indentifies the guy in it
i'll hide for five minutes
come back, shoot the eyewitness
fire at the private eye hired to prie in my business
die bitches
9 years ago
jesus christ
9 years ago
utterly pathetic
9 years ago
hank im leaving you and the african american gentlemen to gush over the dirty redneck yourselves..
9 years ago
for a guy that reads bukowski...hank i just dont get it
9 years ago
my avatar would just shoot eminem
9 years ago
dik... if i sing a lennon song, will you stay?
9 years ago
Let's here your idea of good lyrics, Dik.

*Awaits something from Led Zeppelin*

On that note, I was listening to Red, Hot and Gershwin* in my car tonight and that "Summertime" had like 3 diff. versions (one by Janis Joplin(, and Sublime took part of it for one of their songs.

Summertime, and the living is easy
Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high
Your daddy's rich, and your ma is good looking
So hush little baby, don't you cry.
One of these mornings, you're gonna rise up singing
You're gonna spread your wings as you take the sky
But till that morning, there's nothing can harm you
With your daddy and mammy standing nigh

I love that part about it being summer and everything is easy. The mama part I always imagine to be someone else's mama. Haha
9 years ago
led zeppelin no... roger waters comes to mind
9 years ago
lennon of course
9 years ago
Lennon sucks ass.
9 years ago
In the middle of the night,
In the middle of
the night I call
your name,
Oh Yoko,
Oh Yoko,
My love will turn you on,
In the middle of the bath,
In the middle of
the bath I call
your name,
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thanks dik... i just died a little
9 years ago
you can't exactly compare john lennon to jay z or eminem. we all know this
9 years ago
if you think theres a comparison musically .. lyrically or intellectually ...then sorry but you're stupid
9 years ago
Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is...think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it...do something about it

We make her paint her face and dance
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While putting her down, we pretend that she's above us
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damn you lennon... you racist ghost...
9 years ago
lmao^^^ that was actually funny
9 years ago
i can't believe i got sucked into this conversation
9 years ago
hahaha noobs
9 years ago
Dik is the arbitrator of what is good.
9 years ago
Dik, your opinion is just your opinion.
9 years ago
lennon is the white jay-z....
9 years ago
Yes.
9 years ago
Except not as lyrical.
9 years ago
and jay-z is less gay...
9 years ago
opinions and taste only go so far in music hank, there is such a thing as bad music
9 years ago
And Jay-Z fucks WAAAAAYYYYYYYY better lookin' bitches.
9 years ago
nickelback for example
9 years ago
or the black eyed peas.....or eminem
9 years ago
i mean fuck if you really dont like the beatles...then you just really dont know a goddamned thing about music
9 years ago
and you're very gay
9 years ago
Silverback? You called Tyrone what?

You fucking racist son of a bitch!!!
9 years ago
""opinions and taste only go so far in music hank, there is such a thing as bad music""

Oh really Dik, you noob. Please tell me where the line is drawn and who draws it. Haha.

You are the the noob if you think that.

9 years ago
yep... im offended... dick called me a nickelbacked gorilla
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you sir, are racist
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
Stop being offended, you are enabling his racism.
9 years ago
oh sorry...
*puttin on my "nigger" tshirt
9 years ago
i've given you two blonkys enough...
9 years ago
for shizzle
9 years ago

I'll drown my beliefs
To have you be in peace
I'll dress like you please
To wash your swollen feet

Just don't leave
Don't leave

I'm not living
I'm just killing time
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kitten smile

Just don't leave
Don't leave

And true love waits
In haunted attics
And true love lives
On lollipops and crisps

Just don't leave
Don't leave

Just don't leave
Don't leave
9 years ago
gord downie
9 years ago
google him if you like lyrics..
9 years ago
Sublime has some of the best lyrics ever. I liked Eminem, but he hasn't done anything of interest lately.
9 years ago
thought eminem retired to produce
9 years ago
pffffft chinaski what a fukin lame-o
9 years ago
Whats going on here!? Cease and desist immediately!
9 years ago
not even being drunk is excuse enough for this stupidity
9 years ago
FUCK YOU TYRONE I LIKE TECNO, IF YOU DIDNT HAVE YOUR RACIST HIPITY-HOP MUSIC UP YOUR ASS MAYBE YOU COULD ENJOY OTHER TYPES OF MUSIC.
9 years ago
sorry hadnt had any pusssy in days
9 years ago
Fuck Feminem. everyone thinks hes so special cause hes white and can rap. So fuckin what. And sublime is even more shitty.
9 years ago
"Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid."

hehe, yeah sublime has some fucking good lyrics, April, 26 1992, Wrong Way, ... good shit.
"In the Ghetto" by Elvis Presley, awesome lyrics too, also Don McLean, Dylan, Libertines,... good stuff.
9 years ago
Sublime didn't write "Daterape". It is a Descendents song.
9 years ago
What about Don Henley and Glenn Frey or Pete Townshend,David Bowie,Kurt Cobain or Tom Petty?
9 years ago
i dont think elvis ever actually wrote any song so fuck him
9 years ago
and irish anyone who writes "don't fuck around with my dog" is ok with me
9 years ago
anyone that writes "all that i can see i steal" is ok with me
9 years ago
fuck you sublime is god you fag
9 years ago
Bradley Nowell was the fucking man plain and simple.
9 years ago
The dance comes from a nightclub in Europe(Belgium/France can't remember), you can call this tecktonik, google it
9 years ago
You say that like we give a fuck.
9 years ago
whats the need for all this gayness?
9 years ago
killthenoise this dance comes from France, near Paris ;)
It's called "tecktonik" !!
Aller Paris !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go go go go go go comme vous dites aux USA. Je trouve ça con mais bon :p
9 years ago
parle vous reply
9 years ago
For fuck's sake no one gives a shit about this music. Why don't you just go to france and suck off some fucking muslim guy's cock or start a riot or something.
9 years ago
fuckin frogs!
9 years ago
Même Janet Jackson va s'y mettre XD.
Ca va bientôt débarquer chez vous, aux states !!
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/tecktonik%2Bjanet/video/x4bwhl_janet-jackson-en-mode-tck_music

;) ...
9 years ago
??
9 years ago
French toast up your ass!
9 years ago
thats the sound of a frog in a pond!
9 years ago
I had a feeling this one would show up as soon as Frogland was mentioned. Hey audidsg, go fix your citroen.....again. Fries will help you.
9 years ago
Frog legs are good.
9 years ago
Jeez what a meatball.
9 years ago
Reminds me of the techno viking....but more gay.
9 years ago
This guy is my fucking hero. I wanna learn to dance just like him.
9 years ago
You have low standards
9 years ago
This is OK... as long as it was recorded no later than 1987.
9 years ago
I don't care how many beers I drink, I still couldn't dance like that.
9 years ago
Can you dance like anything?
9 years ago
who the fuk likes to dance
9 years ago
Dancing is fun. Don't do it much anymore though. No clubs here.
9 years ago
Only gringos don't like to dance. They are too white.
9 years ago
I kinda like dancing, but I hate most clubs.
9 years ago
*pictures hank dancing with his blow up sheep.... hahaha
9 years ago
Smerf, you ever get a black eye from one of your moobs?
9 years ago
Why would I have a blow up sheep? Where did you get that from?
9 years ago
dont get so defensive hanky, i didnt know it was such a private issue of yours
9 years ago
I just thought there was maybe some thread talking about me and a blow up sheep while I was gone.
9 years ago
dancing is alright, but i have quit dancing i got better things to do.
9 years ago
No, you don't.
9 years ago
dancing is for homos ...sorry..it's true
9 years ago
yea right dik... i know you "crank dat soulja boy" when no one is lookin
9 years ago
I go to clubs to make fun of people dancing... It's some of the best entertainment there is...
9 years ago
i hate people like you...
9 years ago
I feel really sorry for people who are incapable of enjoying dancing. Even if you are so self-conscious that you dance all alone, what's not to enjoy about about moving your body to music?
9 years ago
The only dancing I do is on a pole...
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Oh wait... that sounded wrong...
9 years ago
go on....
9 years ago
i'm dancing on the inside
9 years ago
dik, you just ruined my visual of nurse pole dancing..... thanks, im gonna go puke now
9 years ago
Oops! Sorry... had to go practice my pole tricks... It's been awhile. But any half decent looking female in heels dancing on a pole seems to work for most men no matter how out of practice they are... LOL
9 years ago
this is true... as long as i can see ass and tits, im good....
9 years ago
i got to much to do, I really do. Imagine me in the big city...i would have to much pussy to fuck and to much parties to choose from.
9 years ago
You have to pluck the crows...Fucking lame ass
9 years ago
plantshit thinks the "big city" is the town 200 miles down a dirt road with phone service
9 years ago
The big city is anywhere else in the world compared to Plantshits village.
9 years ago
^^ so, so boring and pointless
9 years ago
wel since i only go to metal shows the only "dancing" i ever see is the faggot HxC kids doing thier mosh pit taebo moves. That shits even gayer then what this dude is doing.
9 years ago
sounds like a dik nixon jr type of entertainment
9 years ago
yes you are.
9 years ago
I fucking hate clubs, but throw me into the right party and I'll dance like it's vertical sex.
9 years ago
in a few words, you like to get drunk and shake your disgusting whale fatness around
9 years ago
While ElPiss likes to shake his skanky, drug addled bones around some 3rd world shit hole dancefloor. Jerk
9 years ago
Then he goes home and date rapes his hand.
9 years ago
hank: I rather come home to my hand then to your distgusting whalemonster girlfriend, she probebly stay up all night and eat to you get home.
9 years ago
It's so nice to know that we have something in common Tyrone...
9 years ago
Damn reply button!!! GRRR.

Sorry Tyrone, you got me all excited when you typed to me...
9 years ago
you got me all excited when you said i got you all excited....
*covers hard-on with notebook*
ummmmm..... gotta go!!
9 years ago
he didnt hurt his self :(
9 years ago
tyrone is black
9 years ago

^is there a point here!^





















fuckin whunu!
9 years ago
Tyrone is black? No shit sherlock. It's so fucking insightful.
9 years ago
Fuck you Whunu and bobby valentine!
9 years ago
hey puffalotofcock it was a joke i thought you have a sense of humor, and by the way those white rocks you smoke is called crack
9 years ago
E for the effort. Well, all of that wasnt bad at all but hell.. he danced more like an egyptian.
9 years ago
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