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Welcome to Ohio

I wish I could say this doesnt happen to all Ohioans at some time or another but...

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by Asphalt

submitted March 24th 2008

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Welcome to Ohio
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Dik! Why did you kill my dog?!? I'll never forgive you!
10 years ago
Hehe
10 years ago
ermmmmm Hank the wanker ?
10 years ago
hank the chinaman wank? Chinawank?
10 years ago
Chinawankski
10 years ago
Wank Chinspankski. You noobs, I just pwned you all!!!!!
10 years ago
^he's right, he really did.
10 years ago
Leave Wank out of this.
10 years ago
There is no leaving out the Wank factor. You know it and I know it!
10 years ago
the blue rip highlighter kinda kills it...
10 years ago
I had to trim the top to remove the other site's tag, but I think they cut out the statement and put it near the date and title of the Beacon Journal just for reference. Seemed legit to me...
10 years ago
Who hasn't feed a dog shrooms, seriously?
10 years ago
Anybody with sense.
10 years ago
yeah why waste the shrooms on a dog. take the shrooms yourself then fuck the dog. doggy style of course.
10 years ago
thats not the kind of thing you tell the papers.
10 years ago
Hehe, your avatar sells your comment nicely!
10 years ago
hah
10 years ago
Classy
10 years ago
I'm pretty sure I was out of state when this happened, so it wasn't me.
10 years ago
Asphalt, I know this was you. Admit it.
10 years ago
Blasphemy...
10 years ago
It was the two of you, I know it!
10 years ago
Or... perhaps... it was you!
10 years ago
all I can say is what the fuck?

Sitting there wackin it when some guy comes down stairs with a gun to video tape you and then offs your dog with some mushrooms. Thats some crazy shit
10 years ago
I know, I think the guy added that part in to make himself look normal.
10 years ago
poor poor yak
10 years ago
it was a dog
10 years ago
Fake.
I'm pretty sure dik does'nt live in Ohio.
10 years ago
...and I thought they did stupid shit in Missouri (where I live)...
10 years ago
mumbles to self *It all makes sense now.... Missouri, of course."
10 years ago
missouri i see
10 years ago
I guess I should correct that, I live in Missoura, not Missouri.
10 years ago
Soon as I read he was masturbating. I thought of that retarded guy from Something About Mary, saying "he was masturbating". I don't know why.
10 years ago
This is why I moved from Columbus to Philly
10 years ago
Yah... they never let you live something like that down, do they?
10 years ago
GO Phillies!
10 years ago
I'm from allentown, and the phillies can fucking eat a dick
10 years ago
So it was videotaped. Come on, I know that ohio dude is around here somewhere. Just submit the videotape, would you!
10 years ago
Awesome.
10 years ago
sooooo...did he continue fapping for the camera or not??
10 years ago
I told him if he stopped, I'd shoot him.
10 years ago
weren't done beatin off yourself i take it
10 years ago
No. I was making a science fiction magazine.
10 years ago
you are not funny .....and you´re gay
10 years ago
FAKE.........
10 years ago
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