points: 5

cactus

NSFW

in the dick

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by lindsay

submitted March 23rd 2008

28 comments
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comments (28)
*shrug* Maybe Im way outta line here, but perhaps cacti weren't meant for porn? eh? eh?
9 years ago
perhaps not
9 years ago
yea your way outta line you stupid slag!!
9 years ago
"Fucking catus got me fucking dick you stupid slag!!"
9 years ago
lol,now ashamed to know english lol,j/k anything but english is savage talk
9 years ago
Now he knows what it feels like to be screwed by a prick.
9 years ago
think of the irony..
9 years ago
At least he didn't get pricked by a screw.
9 years ago
OK.... why was that thing anywhere near the bed in the first place?!?!?
9 years ago
... and the cactus had no business there either!
9 years ago
that is the question of the day. the practical use of a cacti in porn is slim to none...I bet when he pees next it comes out more than one hole. HA
9 years ago
shit man... imagine the money shot!!!
9 years ago
hahahaha what did he think would be the result?!?!
9 years ago
That may be one of the funniest things I have ever seen on this site.
9 years ago
come here often then ? i dont see how it even got posted
9 years ago
it got posted because its funny enough to watch more then once.
9 years ago
Scarcely. You can't even see anything because the camera work is so fucking poor.
9 years ago
fucking cockneys
9 years ago
Yeah fucking soft Londoners, up north we'd use that as a scrote scratcher.
9 years ago
You'd put it in your ass too I bet you fucking lime-suckin sonofabitch.
9 years ago
Old English remedy for constipation.
9 years ago
i came riding into town on a grizzly bear, using barb wire for a bridle,and a rattlesnake for a quirt. i had my porcupine chaps turned inside out and was wearing the branch or a cactus as a neckerchief. when they asked me what the fuck i was doing in town all i could do was bow my head and say "THEY RAN ALL US WIMPS OUT OF THE HILLS"
9 years ago
*of*
9 years ago
Why the fuck is it there in the first place?
9 years ago
precisely
9 years ago
I woulda fucked her with the cactus to get revenge. That would be an interesting post actually. Would probably rank up there with the electrostatic bitch that kept cryin
9 years ago
Haha that was fuckin' funny. That dude sounded like he was crying.
9 years ago
hey man you would be too, those cactus thorns have some wicked stinging shit that they secrete,his cock probably doubled in size but was too sore to make a movie with
9 years ago
ive been hit with a few cacti needles before and i never swelled or anything.
9 years ago
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