points: 5

cactus

NSFW

in the dick

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by lindsay

submitted March 23rd 2008

28 comments
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comments (28)
*shrug* Maybe Im way outta line here, but perhaps cacti weren't meant for porn? eh? eh?
10 years ago
perhaps not
10 years ago
yea your way outta line you stupid slag!!
10 years ago
"Fucking catus got me fucking dick you stupid slag!!"
10 years ago
lol,now ashamed to know english lol,j/k anything but english is savage talk
10 years ago
Now he knows what it feels like to be screwed by a prick.
10 years ago
think of the irony..
10 years ago
At least he didn't get pricked by a screw.
10 years ago
OK.... why was that thing anywhere near the bed in the first place?!?!?
10 years ago
... and the cactus had no business there either!
10 years ago
that is the question of the day. the practical use of a cacti in porn is slim to none...I bet when he pees next it comes out more than one hole. HA
10 years ago
shit man... imagine the money shot!!!
10 years ago
hahahaha what did he think would be the result?!?!
10 years ago
That may be one of the funniest things I have ever seen on this site.
10 years ago
come here often then ? i dont see how it even got posted
10 years ago
it got posted because its funny enough to watch more then once.
10 years ago
Scarcely. You can't even see anything because the camera work is so fucking poor.
10 years ago
fucking cockneys
10 years ago
Yeah fucking soft Londoners, up north we'd use that as a scrote scratcher.
10 years ago
You'd put it in your ass too I bet you fucking lime-suckin sonofabitch.
10 years ago
Old English remedy for constipation.
10 years ago
i came riding into town on a grizzly bear, using barb wire for a bridle,and a rattlesnake for a quirt. i had my porcupine chaps turned inside out and was wearing the branch or a cactus as a neckerchief. when they asked me what the fuck i was doing in town all i could do was bow my head and say "THEY RAN ALL US WIMPS OUT OF THE HILLS"
10 years ago
*of*
10 years ago
Why the fuck is it there in the first place?
10 years ago
precisely
10 years ago
I woulda fucked her with the cactus to get revenge. That would be an interesting post actually. Would probably rank up there with the electrostatic bitch that kept cryin
10 years ago
Haha that was fuckin' funny. That dude sounded like he was crying.
10 years ago
hey man you would be too, those cactus thorns have some wicked stinging shit that they secrete,his cock probably doubled in size but was too sore to make a movie with
10 years ago
ive been hit with a few cacti needles before and i never swelled or anything.
10 years ago
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