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Large angry man reviews Gamecube

A large foreign gentleman gives an in-depth professional review highlighting certain issues relevant to individuals contemplating the purchase of the renowned "Nintendo Gamecube" console system.

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by Theck4

submitted March 20th 2008

69 comments
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u know,theres a skinny guy just waiting to get out,and when he does,i hope this fat fuck dies,and for the record,gamecube rocked
10 years ago
for sure there's a skinny guy in there...he ATE him
10 years ago
he looks like he could be goldfinger's retarded son
10 years ago
Maybe you have finally found your long lost dad.
10 years ago
LMAO @ 3:15 I think he was contemplating eating the disc. When he mentioned it looking like a chocolate cookie, I almost cried.
10 years ago
Just a fat fuck trying to be as funny as the Angry Video Game Nerd.
10 years ago
Holy shit that guy is retarded.
10 years ago
"if you see the modem is so sepratly." lol
10 years ago
drags on and on...fuckin foreigners
10 years ago
na, he's from boston
10 years ago
good im going to boston to punch him in the face. god damn 15 seconds in i was thinking he would have a heart attack, and what is up with fat asses using objects to point out shit or to turn stuff on. mom and dad should have got him a bike and a jump rope before it came to this.
10 years ago
that accent definately from NY. Bostoners don't hang their clothes outside.. they would get stolen
10 years ago
what the fuck is gamecube anyhow?
10 years ago
you know the one w/ the brightly colored squares on it that you have to rearrange to all end up on the same sides.
10 years ago
haha...guido70!!
10 years ago
only the cheapest piece of shit console ever put out this side of fuckwoozy
10 years ago
I like how he turned the microwave on for 12 minutes!
10 years ago
he thought the GameCube was a microwave before. thats why he had all kinds of food stuck in there
10 years ago
gee dont show him psp games....
10 years ago
didn't think he could count that high.
10 years ago
Maybe if it was called the Gamecircle his fat ass would have liked it better. Lots of tasty things are in circles; pizzas, doughnuts, cookies, pies. And why does he look like a thumb with a face
10 years ago
dude, seriously, you want to rant about a Nintendo, rant correctly. the gamecube wasn't the 4th console, theres virtuaboy, gameboy, gameboy color, gameboy advance, gameboy advance sp, nintendo DS. secondly, drop the mcdonalds and get to the gym. thirdly, if you would pay attention to Gameinformer or some other gamers magazine, then you would know that the GC had the outer modem so you could play gameboy games on it, stupid lard ass. fourth, nintendo makes their systems differnt from sony and microsoft (game disc size is my main focus) because they wanted to be different. i mean, look at the Wii, motion controled. who would have thouhgt up that besides nintendo? no one. they just wanted to be different. and could you not get off your ass to point to your different systems? damn your lazy. i mean, dont get me wrong, we've all got our lazy sides, but come on. so stop making your dumb videos. and learn how to speak english like the rest of us Americans!
10 years ago
i have a few questions. who supports his fat ass? does he stand up and kneel down to change games? who the fuck makes office chairs that big? How can you live your life with only three buttons buttoned? Juggalotank, you seem to have the answers.
10 years ago
Dude seriously, if you are gonna queef about a rant, queef correctly. Gameboy and virtualboy arnt consoles, they are portable gaming devices. And a "juggalo" talking about howfat people are... thats fucking funny. You fat white trash, go jerk off nintendo some more.
10 years ago
Fuck you, juggalo.
10 years ago
fuck all of you
10 years ago
fuck you Whunu
10 years ago
fuck me too.
10 years ago
ill fuck you
10 years ago
put tits on your back and i'll consider it
10 years ago
Why does looking at his shirt make me think I have taken a handful of mushrooms?
10 years ago
You must find his moobs hypnotic.
10 years ago
yeah....he's a player
10 years ago
I thought it was a little funny at first.
10 years ago
The only thing I can relate to in all that ranting was that the Gamecube doesn't lock up like he says. I've had one for 3 years and it never locked up on any game I've played...
10 years ago
You probably don't play it as much as he does so it might not overheat. You saw all the concoles he had, that will create some heat since he keeps them all in the same area.
10 years ago
got to 4.30
10 years ago
I tried, but couldn't make it much farther, stopped it at 4:37. This guy makes me want to go to the gym more often and read an extra book every week.
10 years ago
no fat boy...



no

nintendo still rules all other consoles.
10 years ago
in japan maybe
10 years ago
the wiimote rules your asshole. thats the only thing nintendo rules.
10 years ago
Nintendo Wii is the best console I've ever played. And that's really saying something. The Gamecube had far better games than the PS2 and Xbox because unlike those two it didn't rely on graphics to be it's main selling point, instead it went straight in for gameplay and interactivity.
10 years ago
at around 1:30 he reminds me of that chick in star wars with the like, 3 pairs of tits, in jabba's bar
10 years ago
Why is he pointing with a broom? nintendo made their discs small to prevent pirates. Go them. DVD players are 5 bucks go buy one. Panisonic made a 3rd party gamecube that played dvd's. PS2 modem didn't come with it originally. That's not even the wavebird, its some 3rd party piece of shit.
10 years ago
At 3:31 he pauses and attempts to think of something shitty about the system other than the fact that the discs look like "chocolate chip cookies". It is hilarious.
10 years ago
is it just me or does this dude look like jaba the huts's first cousin?
10 years ago
holy fat fuck
10 years ago
"the *breathe* nin *breathe* tendo *breathe* shit *breathe* cube...."
10 years ago
Fucking phlegm-nigger.
10 years ago
awwww, el_stank_ho youre hurting my feelings
10 years ago
First off, I'm not going to mention his weight...too easy. Secondly, if he didn't like the system, why did he buy so many peripherals and games? Hasn't he heard of renting games? All those memory cards, and if he hated the system so much, why did he think a new controller would make it better? How did he come up with that kind of money to spend on those systems anyway? Maybe he's a tech support (when you think you've reached someone tha's outsourced, it's him in the US!)


To this guy: if you don't like something, stop buying shit for it and sell it like everyone else!!
10 years ago
why are people commenting like the fat guy is going to read these comments
10 years ago
and then, uh, and then, uh, pause, and then, uh..
shitcube
10 years ago
is this diet mountain dew guy???
10 years ago
Dude, don't get all crazy with your pointing stick.
10 years ago
This guy looks like a retarded fat version of me. Oh wait, sorry I mean he looks like me.
10 years ago
Uncanny, isn't it?
10 years ago
I can't remember filming this though :( must've been during one of my huge sugar laced pizza binges, I've had plenty of memory lapses during those.
10 years ago
At least your are honest.
10 years ago
Oh but sir that's how he started out.
10 years ago
wow! its nice to know im not a lame gamer like this guy, at least i leave the house to go to the bar
10 years ago
he sure invested a good deal of money into something he hates so much. wireless controller, games... not very good financial choices just to prove a point.
10 years ago
I don't understand how he finds time to play games between all the working out he does.
10 years ago
By working out you mean playing nintendo shitcube and by time to play games you mean time to workout?
10 years ago
If your going to rant about a console at least do it before it becomes last generation
10 years ago
The super nintendo system...I call it the shit nintendo system....

actually it's oldschool for when you are poor.
10 years ago
Gamecube does suck, but not nearly as much as he does at completing a sentence....
10 years ago
hahaha i think he is a bit retarded mentally and physically, Thus he uses his broom to point out the game systems as if know one could figure it out lol.
10 years ago
"X-box one" lulz
4 years ago
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