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swiss cheese leg

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by cuntscab

submitted March 20th 2008

27 comments
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swiss cheese leg
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comments (27)
Sorry Sir, but I just can't seem to find a vein.
9 years ago
I swear my mini-mag is set to 320 fps.
9 years ago
That looks slightly uncomfortable.
9 years ago
you think
9 years ago
hah buck shot... more like buffalo shot.
9 years ago
nope... that screams .226
those are entrance and exits..
9 years ago
nope..
9 years ago
damn that looks like it hurts a bit. What does that?
9 years ago
Graboids.
9 years ago
Tremors. Damn, I'm on fire tonight!
9 years ago
Looks like shrapnel.
9 years ago
or someone Uzi'd the bastard
9 years ago
Lupus
9 years ago
No if they got him with an Uzi it would not look like that, and not in the legs either.
9 years ago
I say is was shrapnel, too many holes for a shotty unless the guy kept fuckin standing there after he was shot in the legs already which I doubt.
9 years ago
Moles
9 years ago
This was the one that got away...damn surfers.
9 years ago
This looks like one of my favourite torture techniques, I use a melon baller.
9 years ago
OH SHIT! That is EXACTLY what it looks like!! HAHHA I can see it now, use a hollwed out Skull instead of a watermelon and serve the little leg flesh balls out of it HAHAH
9 years ago
We have the technology, we can rebuild him... Wait, probably not, sorry, this guy is fucked.
9 years ago
Scientology will cleanse this man of his leprosy
9 years ago
Cheney peppered him
9 years ago
Self harming gone wrong....

I think I see hair!
9 years ago
Have spoon, will eat.
9 years ago
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady. -Just delivered the bomb; the Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. -Huh uh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief...the sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol' squares in battle like you see on a calendar. -Like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away.... Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then...then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

Y'know by the end of that first dawn, we lost a hundred men? I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand... I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player; bosom's mate. I thought he was asleep...reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon on the 5th day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened?...Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, Eleven hundred men went in the water...Three hundred and sixteen men come out. The sharks took the rest. -July 29, 1945.
9 years ago
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