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Lets have fun with this one.

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by Mako

submitted March 20th 2008

93 comments
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Lets have fun with this one.
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What seems to be the problem officer?
You shit your pants and did offer me any
9 years ago
drunk ... again
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Shitter: SO officer, I picked up that Transexual Prostitute a few blocks down. When you pulled up behind me, I knew I was caught with my pants down. And, well sir, as you can see by the stain in my drawers, I shat myself. Officer: Scared the shit outta ya did we?
9 years ago
No VicSin, you missed the point, the captions are supposed to be funny
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Sure you can rub your face in it, but it's gonna cost ya...
9 years ago
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9 years ago
LSD: C'mon guys, please don't run me in. That guy tore my ass up and made me shit myself, then stole my uniform.
The other cop: Sorry LSD, this is the third time this month. We can't keep covering for your gay ass.
9 years ago
hah
9 years ago
^ftw.
9 years ago
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9 years ago
cop: What'cha doin?
dude: Chewin' chocolate.
cop: Where'd you get it?
dude: Doggy dropped it.
cop: Carry on.
9 years ago
Thief!!!!
Butthole Surfers. You can't get that shit past me.
9 years ago
What a weird bunch they were.
9 years ago
They were cool, but The Dead Milkmen were cooler.
9 years ago
I fucking love The Dead Milkmen. Taking Retards to the Zoo and Surfin Cow are 2 of my favorites.
9 years ago
haha... I could never take credit for that golden tid-bit... I just wanted to see who would recognize it. +1 1rish1
9 years ago
p.s.- I OWN Punk Rock Girl at karaoke!
9 years ago
Punk Rock Girl? I would so kick your ass at karaoke.
One saturday I took a walk to Zipper Head...
9 years ago
idk mang... Im pretty good. But Ive moved on to Rock Band now-a-days.
9 years ago
LISTEN TO SKREWDRIVER - That's Punk
9 years ago
Punk Rock Girl is good, Gorilla Girl's my second favorite, but Stewart is the best!
9 years ago
yah... Stuart is def one of my faves. and SpaceGoat.... I have for years now. I like more gutterpunk though, Blatz, Grimple, Filth. But you just cant top some Crass!
9 years ago
Fuck all that shit! Sum 41 for the fuckinh win!
9 years ago
o_O... really?!?! wow.
9 years ago
What aboot Avril Lavigne Irish?
9 years ago
do i qualify if i rock at Girl Just Wanna Have Fun, on DDR set at easy?
9 years ago
Do it while singing "Down Under" by Men At Work, and you just might.
9 years ago
Down Under... another of my karaoke killers! But the ULTIMATE.... Pour some Sugar On Me. That song is MAGIC man... panties drop!
9 years ago
I'm all about the Safety Dance
9 years ago
material girl.
9 years ago
HEY 1RISH YOU FORGOT BIG LIZARD IN MY BACK YARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
=D favorite song by the dead milkmen
9 years ago
SUM 41??? shit!!! i bet you love blink too. youre SHITLISTED irish. you say you liten to punk?? FAGGOT
9 years ago
music nazi^^
9 years ago
I was kidding about Sum 41. I figured that would be obvious. Sarcasm doesn't come off well in print.
9 years ago
i see. nevermind my other comment some other place that i just made then man.
9 years ago
Friggin in the Riggin by the Sex Pistol, my all time favourite Punk tune, that or Gwar Meat Sandwich.
9 years ago
I'm not sure GWAR actually counts as punk. They're in a class by themselves.

And yes, I listen to punk.
9 years ago
i didnt mean that listening to punk is bad. its what i listen the most to. its just that you cant say you listen to punk liking those boring dumbasses
9 years ago
She told me she was 12! I swear!
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Yeah officer, ya see, I just started taking a new prescription and all the darndest side effects keep hittin me...
9 years ago
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9 years ago
"So I says to the guy: Fuck that shit."
9 years ago
fuck off
9 years ago
LSD: fuck frank you told me you weren't gonna call it in
(obviously reffering to the officer in the back jus getting there......and what a sad attempt at humour it was)
9 years ago
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9 years ago
LSD: What is your name son?
HC: Hank Sir
LSD: What the fuck are you doing ?
HC: Well I was to trying earn a couple of bucks in the alley while I was giving head to this old timer by the name of um, B5GRAND.His dick was so small that I laugh my ass off and shitted by pants. Please officer let me go!
LSD: Fuck you, your ass is going to the shit hole motherfucker!


9 years ago
Nice one.
9 years ago
I think HC lost it big time. Hey wants wrong man? Something is wrong with you You don’t sound the same anymore like something fucked up happen in your life.

9 years ago
fuck off
9 years ago
Officer: LSD, you just got off muchosucko again didn't you!
LSD: how did ya know?
Officer: Because when your on there your so full of shit it pours out of ya!
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Officer, if you were growing up with me and got to spend time with Uncle Dad, you too would be able to poop SO MUCH EASIER after he got done with you!!!!!
9 years ago
fuck off
9 years ago
"My mother always told me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. Not only did I forgot to wear clean underwear, I forgot to wear anything else."
9 years ago
0
9 years ago
"Oh yeah the weight loss pills are working great, but I ran out of clothes to wear."
9 years ago
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9 years ago
"Awww...come on...it's just a little shit under the bridge..."
9 years ago
fuck off
9 years ago
go catch lung cancer
9 years ago
I wonder who the one with the fancy badge is. He seems to drive a P-mobile. The other one is more into the C-shorts
9 years ago
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9 years ago
thank god you guys showed up.

















































that shoplifter was tearing my ass apart!
9 years ago
shoplifter, or shirtlifter
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Jenkem? eh, mhm..., never heard of it, officer.
Spill it out son, where's your stash?
9 years ago
wtf!
9 years ago
I'm a marathon runner and ran out of toilet paper this morning...sorry for the schtank in me shortees...
9 years ago
0
9 years ago
cop1- WTF!!
dude- SHIT SOB!
cop2- I give up
9 years ago
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9 years ago
"Dude....you guys scared the SHIT out of me"
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Is this Dik going to the beer store?
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Cop; I'm sorry, I can't let you have it back.
LSD; Awww please sir, pleeease!
Cop; No, you work at Wal-Mart, you can't dress as a cop.
LSD; Bwaaaaa! *poops*
9 years ago
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9 years ago
cop 1: I will let you off with a warning if you let me toss your salad
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cop 2:Damnit LSD this is the 5th time today and your shift started an hour ago
9 years ago
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9 years ago
He is so happy that he could just shiy. oops
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Guy: So you see officer, I was filming a new clip for Mucho called 3 guys 2 bowls...

Cop: I know asshole. We've just finished filming. Now get the fuck out of here.
9 years ago
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9 years ago
"Fuck you officer, YOUR full of shit!"
9 years ago
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9 years ago
"But officer, I have a business to run."
"Don't worry, you'll be out in time to update at midnight, Yak."
9 years ago
fuck off
9 years ago
wtf man? acting like a retard will get you banned
9 years ago
so far that shithead stallons comment in my opinion rates.
9 years ago
"i thought there were far too many bushes in the area, so what i did was ring you guys up to see what you could do about it, you just steal my clothes and make me chocolate cake myself!" shit shit shit
9 years ago
-3
9 years ago
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