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cow porn

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none of you guys have anything on that bull

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by DejaVu

submitted March 19th 2008

47 comments
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cow porn
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just like in real porn... its *OBVIOUSLY* just a midget cow ;//

10 years ago
Is that where those sliders come from?
10 years ago
lol... sliders ;/

i haven't had a slider in .... wow probably 3 years or more... reminds me that i have to go to detroit for whitecastle or new orleans for some crystal burgers ;P

10 years ago
Krystal burgers make me gassy
10 years ago
damn Yak.... do you ever leave bourbon.... lol every time you type something about New Orleans, it can always be found on Bourbon...
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side note: im moving back on the 9th..... FUCK KATRIIIINNNNAAAAAA
10 years ago
well.... i'd rather party in an area that isn't completely destroyed :(

10 years ago
question yak:
when your walking down Bourbon, is there a certain point where you refuse to go any further, and you turn around and head back towards Canal St?
10 years ago
whats that one really really old bar named?
thats my cutoff point, not only cuz is there nothing past it, but by then i'm pretty tired and just want to go back to the safety of hurricanes and hand grenades

10 years ago
Hand Grenades fuck you up..gotta love em!
10 years ago
usually people that come down to visit always tell me their turn around point (mine too) is Oz's... you know you've reached Oz's when you get to the bar where the men are dancing outside in their tighty whities, from there on is nothing but gay bars and rainbow flags (makes a great place to take sick pics for Mucho)
Bourbon is also a great place to get T-shirts
10 years ago
oh, and bad news... hurricanes jumped up 2 bucks
but hand grenades are still the same
10 years ago
I've never been to New Orleans and I've never had a slider.
10 years ago
what?... you've never been to the place where you can get drunk a million times in a single weekend, scarf down cheap pizza and Lucky Dogs till you puke in the street and not get arrested, see boobies in exchange for plastic necklaces, go to a strip club and see beautiful and ugly women on the same stage, take a fat white girl you've known for five minutes to your hotel room, go to a gift shop that sells porn and plastic vaginas, buy a t-shirt that says "FEMA: Fuck Every Man Alive", take a shit in a disgusting restroom, gamble your life away at Harrah's, buy Jack Daniels at a gas station, and when it's all said and done, go to starbucks.... i dont mean to brag, but it's possibly the greatest city on earth
10 years ago
Sounds good, except for the fat white women.
10 years ago
you'll be drunk... so they'll look like super-models
10 years ago
Not for BigBadBlackTytrone.
10 years ago
No amount of alcohol will ever make me see a fat bitch like a supermodel, let alone a cum dump. I'd rather use an old sock.
10 years ago
i dont mind chubbies...
they always have snacks after sex
10 years ago
Where's the beef?
10 years ago
In the beefs ass.
10 years ago
Not in that hat...
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your making it hard not to
10 years ago
She loves big cocks ;)
10 years ago
Damn, for such a big ass animal, that thing sure does have a skinny ass dick.
10 years ago
wow... soo many steaks so little time.
10 years ago
Steak and eggs, roast beef sandwich, prime rib. Three meals, one animal.
10 years ago
well... i am no great expert when it comes to livestock... but i believe you need a second animal, in order to have eggs with your steak.
10 years ago
"meat as meat"... havent you been listening?
10 years ago
Juat eat the little sperm eggs out of that cows vag.
10 years ago
BraveSamuel is funny.
10 years ago
success!
10 years ago
i think hank ment "gay" funny, not "haha" funny....
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success!
10 years ago
ha ha you don't get to nail my sister now big black... and i renege my fist pound from earlier.. i'm glad it failed.....
10 years ago
no taksies backsies....
10 years ago
ha ha were you indian you'd know that is simply not true... the white man has many ways to screw over minorities.. taksies backsies is one of them
10 years ago
well since white and i'm black and not indian...

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*pulls out .45 and points at bravesamuel
"GIMME YO SISTA BITCH!!!"
10 years ago
fuuuucck... that's murder...
10 years ago
no shit man... fucking in that position would be really hard on your.... CALVES

Bang! COUNT IT!
10 years ago
i hate you so much.....
10 years ago
Oh tyrone, you're such a kidder! : ) ha ha

or are you miffed cause the white bull is destroying the black cow?
10 years ago
he can have that hoodrat, i heard she had madcow any way, i hope he's wearin a rubber...
10 years ago
yes... she's utterly heinous.
10 years ago
haha..... die!!! white oppressing bull
10 years ago
always holding the black angus down... fucking racist
10 years ago
hey! me and this bull both vote democrat! ha ha and i make a point to see every denzel movie that comes out.

so.. you know... *attempts to fist pound*.... i'm "with it"
10 years ago
*fist pound fails*
watch a couple of Tyler Perry movies and i'll consider letting you be down with the cause..
10 years ago
Makin Ribeyes.
10 years ago
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