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Shakira Featuring Danzig- Hips Don't Lie

Don't laugh at this or Danzig will find you and beat the shit out of you.

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by urkelbot

submitted March 19th 2008

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I would fuck Shakira till snot bubbles came out of her nose.
9 years ago
Everyone would, and I wouldn't even mint being caboose
9 years ago
Danzig is the silliest D-grade rockstar ever.
9 years ago
Burrito Dorito.
9 years ago
Does Danzig own even one shirt?
9 years ago
No, he doesn't. And he lives with the ghost of xmas past from the future.
9 years ago
Danzig does own one shirt, but it's fishnet.
9 years ago
i don't think danzig could fight his way out of his own wet dream.
9 years ago
I would fight Danzig and Shakira too for that matter.
9 years ago
you mean fuck shakira, right?
9 years ago
No, I meant fight.
9 years ago
ok then
9 years ago
he meant fight shakira to fuck danzig
9 years ago
He would fight Danzig, then fuck him.
9 years ago
lies.... danzigs not black
9 years ago
I would fight Danzig and Shakira at the same time and then let Danzig blow me. It isn't gay if you are the one getting blown.
9 years ago
sure.........whatever gets you through the night.....don't ask don't tell.
9 years ago
i'd fuck Shakira but i'd be thinking about Beyounce
9 years ago
Beyounce?
9 years ago
extra u
9 years ago
Extra me? Cool, thanks
9 years ago
genius
9 years ago
fucking dumbass
9 years ago
shakira is perfection.
9 years ago
Her body, not her music
9 years ago
naturally.
9 years ago
Got to admit she looks better now that her hair isn't bleached blonde with the roots showing through.
9 years ago
Just another spoiled rich brat bitch who gets all kinds of breaks and pampering to push her into the spotlight for no good reason. If being mexican wasn't so en vogue right now she'd be another anonymous soap opera whore getting slapped around on Univision.
9 years ago
No.
9 years ago
your so wrong Neo
9 years ago
Perhaps, but I'd still drink her bathwater.
9 years ago
A spoiled rich bitch? She grew up in Colombia lol.
9 years ago
^^^^^ Fail, noob.
9 years ago
I would seriously work her until I just couldn't go anymore. Even keep going limp. She's so incredibly hot. Sweet Jebus. I'm not one for rape...but she's asking for it. And Danzig is so damn washed up now. Covering this? WTF?
9 years ago
i dont like you because your comment is more than two lines long...fuck you.
9 years ago
Yeah fuck you whunu.
9 years ago
VisiterQ, I hope you die a painfull death.
9 years ago
Danzig is a midget.
9 years ago
no herve villachaise is a midget. danzig is a fag
9 years ago
did danzig really rub one out with a wolverine comic????
9 years ago
To the dipshit who said she was Mexican --- She's Colombian. The latin culture and people are different from country to country. Mexicans are more closely related to sewer rats, while Colombians and many other South Americans are more closely related to Spaniards, Italians, and other upscale caucasian Europeans.
9 years ago
To the dipshit who can't use the reply button- Take your book learning shit somewhere else.
9 years ago
they're all BEANERS
9 years ago
except for us waps of course...we're noodle benders
9 years ago
Wap = White American Princess.
9 years ago
nooooooooo...gumba,daygo,guinnea,greasball....italians. duchebag
9 years ago
Oh, you meant wop. If you're going to be a racist, the least you can do is be a good one, douchefag.
9 years ago
how can i be racist against myself?
by the way...cute w/ the "duchefag" thing...i was wondering why you took so long to reply....got a headache now?
9 years ago
hey reg there are only two languages in Central and southern america spanish and portuguese... point is your brain is made elephant dung and you should have been aborted.
9 years ago
Christ, guido, you spell like a mexican.
9 years ago
*smell
9 years ago
Yes, it can be both.
9 years ago
no friends huh...talk to yourself much?
9 years ago
enbeezy your an idiot
9 years ago
ahaha, that wolf's lipsync at 0:22 is awesome.
9 years ago
HAhHAHhahah!
9 years ago
Who , or what is "DANZIG"?????????
9 years ago
concentration camp ww2. they did some good work there.
9 years ago
interesting....
9 years ago
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