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Suck On This

From the station that first brought you the duct tape bandit, now comes...

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by drinksonme

submitted March 16th 2008

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They aren't to scale are they? look a little big, oh, and LOVE the inter racial news cast by the way.
9 years ago
That wasn't fucking Bill Murray.
9 years ago
I'd let my kids suck on em.
9 years ago
Shut up. It's a fucking rocket ship you dumb cunt.
9 years ago
Yeah, Wal*Mart shoppers are fucking idiots.
9 years ago
^ : ( clearly doesn't care about what might "HAPPEN to other families with children older than ashlin"
9 years ago
Children would have found those straws funny. Unless they were raised by attention grabbing, pseudo-yuppie, trailer park bitches.
9 years ago
Now we have paranoid prudes
9 years ago
If they were shaped like pistols, I bet you'd change your tune in a hurry.
9 years ago
Toy guns are all over
9 years ago
So are cocks, just trying to provoke your liberal sensibilities.
9 years ago
Ricockulous
9 years ago
Prepenisterous
9 years ago
cockalicious
9 years ago
obnoxious
9 years ago
Dicktacular
9 years ago
the guys who made these probably had a good laugh that day
9 years ago
Then they lost their jobs.
9 years ago
hahah yeah
9 years ago
It was Xen and Hadu in the china plant being 'silly'.... Hey Xen, lets make big cock straw!
9 years ago
"yah ha ha ret's make biiiggg amelican cock! yah ha ha
9 years ago
Slow news day = story about penis straws.
9 years ago
Let's just hope someone murders a few people or someone goes around feeling little kids.
9 years ago
I got #2 covered.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
give me a fucking break.


yoru child dosent see it.. its only offensive if you have a dirty mind to begin with so really the problem isnt with the maker or walmart its with a single mom who hasnt gotten laid in several years and thinks aboutcock too much.
9 years ago
That kid was no more than 3... :O
9 years ago
fuck...




you....
9 years ago
No







Thanks.
9 years ago
Well, that's what you get for shopping at Walmart.
9 years ago
It's a big red rocker
9 years ago
*rocket. Got a little overexcited there.
9 years ago
perverted minds find perversion wherever they look for it.
9 years ago
Fuck, I thought the world was just having a laugh with me.
9 years ago
you've probably got cocks on the mind too
9 years ago
I want to fuck that dumb bitch in the ass.
9 years ago
Then maybe go for a quickie with her mom.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
if she thinks those straws look enough like a dick to take off the market shes a bigger idiot than the normal housewife. Thats not what they were made to look like.
9 years ago
LSD uses these straws to drink his coffee on his break time.
9 years ago
1rish1 uses these straws to stuff his pants for all of his woMEN friends.
9 years ago
LSD likes to play "tummysticks" with the bag boys at Wal-Mart.
9 years ago
1rish1 knows what tummysticks are...
9 years ago
^does not have the brains or guts to be a cop...
9 years ago
LSD is a raging homo, and barely has the brains to work security at Wal-Mart.
9 years ago
she must be really bored and seriously have nothing better to do...
9 years ago
MY GOD!!!! Just throw those two straws away. Not that big of a deal.
9 years ago
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