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Big Dick?

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I'm sure these "amateur girls" have never seen a big dick before.............. cuz i mean, they aren't porn stars.

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by yak

submitted March 16th 2008

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That's my stuncock standing in for me
9 years ago
1.because you're gay and don't want ladies on you
2.because your dick is too small
3.becuase you're fucking lame
9 years ago
i guess it 'stuns' the girls after the shock of seeing your small penis, amirrite?
9 years ago
Why are all these noobs using ordered lists? You can't say one funny thing so you go for 3 or 4?
9 years ago
Mucho_fucktard, you don't get to call anyone "noob", you fucking noob.
9 years ago
yea, fuck lists use True or False statements liiiikkkeeee:

Mucho kid is a fucking idiot, and should kill him self on camera with mucho sign. (T or F)
9 years ago
(T or F) "Himself" is one word.
GaySpaniel you fucking noob
9 years ago
drumrave, stop changing your fatass avatar.
9 years ago
Damn, Smerf still doesn't know who I am, fuck you Sam.
9 years ago
that's gayspaniel to you
9 years ago
Oh, I've heard who you claim to be. They were a noob too. You are, and shall always be, a fucking noob.
9 years ago
please stop with the noob competition, i almost never make a comment but i have been here longer than any of you fucking puds and the arguing about the shit is fucking annoying. mucho should have a forum for all you twats to just call each other noobs.
9 years ago
^old noob.
9 years ago
^New noob
9 years ago
noob is funny to me. i think it was cause of that internet commenters video some of you will remember...doesnt mean anything to me about time you fucking noobs
9 years ago
awwww cute...
p.s. STFU cumrave :D
8 years ago
it was like christmas morning for the skanks
9 years ago
and it was quiet all through the house...
9 years ago
Do you have any concept of how that poem goes?
9 years ago
HELL NO!!! if some skanks were rubbing on my bf I'd stab people in the face
9 years ago
...with your beak like nose, right?
9 years ago
with your penis, right?
9 years ago
you two obviously don't know star... but then again no one knows me.
9 years ago
Ralph is on point.
9 years ago
so if you bf would get a bj from another guy that would be okey?
9 years ago
Having seen Starrsky's pix, I gotta say that people like RalphMachio are total faggots.
No doubt I'm about to get a slew of ass-kissing remarks...
9 years ago
bubble: fuck off, starrsky is ugly and her beak nose make her a lot more disgusting . Then she is a total idiot , she should marry hank they would be a great retarded couple.
9 years ago
your just easily impressed bubble.
9 years ago
honestly dont see where your getting the beak nose. but then again its just one picture i see
9 years ago
Plantshit is inside bubble.
Sorry bubble, it's true.
9 years ago
Says the man that make stupid hats for himself in his parents basement and that would give anything just for a kiss on his tiny deformed cock.
9 years ago
Says the deformed swedish nonce sitting in his parents garage putting together piece of shit trinkets made from crow feathers. You are and always will be the number 1 retard of Mucho, Plantfelix.

Up until they decide to let the tranny back in of course.
9 years ago
says the person that there is nothing to say about
9 years ago
LAMO ralph.

that took me by surprise bravo on that first comment
9 years ago
My hats have souls, quite unlike you sweedish scum
9 years ago
Plantshit likes Starr. A lot.
9 years ago
Like like?
9 years ago
you dont even make the hats ,its your mom that make them. Then dont have soul , you fuck up mexican.
9 years ago
OH mygowd! like totally to the max fer sure!


ugh.. shut the fuck up already... fucking 32 year olds trying to act like teens. sheesh!
9 years ago
hahahahahahaha, you sure they're 32? They didn't look that old...
9 years ago
Wario just promoted to Captain Retard.
9 years ago
Yeah, but he's not nearly as retarded as the chick in this clip. Honestly, the dude isn't wearing boxers, but they said he was.
9 years ago
You would all like to think his penis is big, but really its the world thats small....
9 years ago
It's really just your brain that is small you fucking moron.
9 years ago
fuck you. my brain is average
9 years ago
My black friend has a 9 3/4 and he got it circumsizzled bout` a year back. He also gets with a lot of white girls so yea... that's my story.
9 years ago
You need a better editor, plot, and character developement. Further education, and being slightly less gay would also greatly help your cause.

In short, your story sucks.
9 years ago
not as much as ur face on the cock.
9 years ago
Damn, owned again by a wordsmith whose wit and cunning far outreach my own. Good comeback Alec!!!!!
9 years ago
why the fuck would u lie about knowing a guy with a big dick? is that like cool by association? i don;t fuckin understand? are you sitting on one now?
9 years ago
thought i would get some ^5's
9 years ago
and fuck dem` fancy werds cummin out yer throat Ronaldo. I donts need some sophistokated prick tellins me how good i am at talking bout comesbacks, i know how good they is. I wrote em. Bitch.
9 years ago
Ya needa get yerself a dickshunary, an quit measurin them colored boys wangs.
9 years ago
lol Roland
9 years ago
Agreed. you just got owned Alec.
9 years ago
alec jus got pumpkin fucked
9 years ago
mucho hasn't changed a bit.
9 years ago
isnt it great
9 years ago
no ^5 ?
9 years ago
How about a ^fuck off?
9 years ago
i don't give a fuck if it is your birthday ass hole.
9 years ago
No way they were acting.
9 years ago
yo i'm with Starrsky, but he's not my boyfriend so what is this called? I want to watch it all!
9 years ago
reply button <cough cough>
9 years ago
What about it, liltranny?
9 years ago
nah i didn't reply on purpose. this is my own separate comment ho. don't tell me what to do!!
9 years ago
soahowned
9 years ago
Gee, I wonder if they end up respecting their friend and not fuck her boyfriend.
9 years ago
6 and a half baby all the way
9 years ago
nothing to be proud of
9 years ago
Well, technically, that is larger than average. But yeah, not enough to really be proud of.
9 years ago
I wonder if you'll be able to fit my 7 as well. Damn greedy gingers.
9 years ago
i hit 7" once..... can i be proud of that?
9 years ago
Actually an erect average penis is 5 to 7 inches. Doesn't really need to be any bigger than 4 inches due to the woman's anatomy...but most people don't care for science.
9 years ago
what if mine is as twisted and knotted as an old oak tree? what does science say about that?
9 years ago
I think science would just say that you are fucked.
9 years ago
lol you all know that it really doesnt matter what ya got as long as you can use it. you know how many chicks i have had tell me that they hate big dicks? its hilarious. i mean shit think about if you had a vagina ha
9 years ago
big dumb hippy i suppose your dick is 10 inches long? im secure with saying that because i know whats going on i wreck vaginas hahah. maybe ill put some porn of me and my ex girl up hell yes
9 years ago
hey mike, they just wanted to stop your pathetic crying so they told you that....
9 years ago
"you know how many chicks i have had tell me that they hate big dicks? its hilarious"

It is. One question remains gingerbread man: does the carpet match the curtains?
9 years ago
Who are you asking the question to?
9 years ago
Mac o' Beez over there
9 years ago
What the hell did the guy say when he first walked in?
9 years ago
Ello Sealo what it do?
9 years ago
"Why the long face"

Smerf: "My boss' been riding me all week."
9 years ago
Hey Lucille, what can we do?
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
Well, since I don't have a job right now... No.
9 years ago
And here I was, thinking that you got paid by the muchosucko corporation for being here all day. Tax money put to work ;)
9 years ago
Why the fuck do they even attempt to act? Just fuck. You're not actors and you never will be.
9 years ago
Cue the sound of shattering dreams
9 years ago
Dibs on the chick in pink. you guys can fight over the other two..... el piss has dibs on the 9 inches guy
9 years ago
Are you kidding? The girl in the blue is way hotter.
9 years ago
not my type. the pink chick has tan skin and a teenage boy's voice... mmmm
9 years ago
A contest in size of the dick, gals really enjoyed seeing/touching it when hard, poor gals did not get the best benefit when it can jerk their pussys
9 years ago
we British are quite big in the trouser snake dept
9 years ago
Speak for yourself *sobs*
9 years ago
if hank´s dick was a heinekken it would probebly be the smallest heinekken in the world
9 years ago
And a great victory for subatomic science if they were able to spot it
9 years ago
you two are queers...
9 years ago
*sigh* what has the world come to when a big dick in porn is only 9"?
9 years ago
snap u saying u only accept 12inch and higher? *unzips pants* well then get to work
9 years ago
i'll just fuck her twice , that'll equal 12 inches
9 years ago
You must really watch a lot of porn.
9 years ago
its called john holmes
9 years ago
Yak post the rest of this movie, I gots to see that girl in the blue get slammed, shes just begging for it
9 years ago
Were they pokin it to see if it was fuckin alive or somethin?
9 years ago
i like this dick
9 years ago
Ahh... yes indeed. What you've just witnessed was a cock. Now that's gonna cost ya ikrambager123... The price is a tits or vag pic posted of yourself within the next 48hrs. :D

*non negotiable*
9 years ago
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