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Big Dick?

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I'm sure these "amateur girls" have never seen a big dick before.............. cuz i mean, they aren't porn stars.

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by yak

submitted March 16th 2008

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That's my stuncock standing in for me
10 years ago
1.because you're gay and don't want ladies on you
2.because your dick is too small
3.becuase you're fucking lame
10 years ago
i guess it 'stuns' the girls after the shock of seeing your small penis, amirrite?
10 years ago
Why are all these noobs using ordered lists? You can't say one funny thing so you go for 3 or 4?
10 years ago
Mucho_fucktard, you don't get to call anyone "noob", you fucking noob.
10 years ago
yea, fuck lists use True or False statements liiiikkkeeee:

Mucho kid is a fucking idiot, and should kill him self on camera with mucho sign. (T or F)
10 years ago
(T or F) "Himself" is one word.
GaySpaniel you fucking noob
10 years ago
drumrave, stop changing your fatass avatar.
10 years ago
Damn, Smerf still doesn't know who I am, fuck you Sam.
10 years ago
that's gayspaniel to you
10 years ago
Oh, I've heard who you claim to be. They were a noob too. You are, and shall always be, a fucking noob.
10 years ago
please stop with the noob competition, i almost never make a comment but i have been here longer than any of you fucking puds and the arguing about the shit is fucking annoying. mucho should have a forum for all you twats to just call each other noobs.
10 years ago
^old noob.
10 years ago
^New noob
10 years ago
noob is funny to me. i think it was cause of that internet commenters video some of you will remember...doesnt mean anything to me about time you fucking noobs
10 years ago
awwww cute...
p.s. STFU cumrave :D
8 years ago
it was like christmas morning for the skanks
10 years ago
and it was quiet all through the house...
10 years ago
Do you have any concept of how that poem goes?
10 years ago
HELL NO!!! if some skanks were rubbing on my bf I'd stab people in the face
10 years ago
...with your beak like nose, right?
10 years ago
with your penis, right?
10 years ago
you two obviously don't know star... but then again no one knows me.
10 years ago
Ralph is on point.
10 years ago
so if you bf would get a bj from another guy that would be okey?
10 years ago
Having seen Starrsky's pix, I gotta say that people like RalphMachio are total faggots.
No doubt I'm about to get a slew of ass-kissing remarks...
10 years ago
bubble: fuck off, starrsky is ugly and her beak nose make her a lot more disgusting . Then she is a total idiot , she should marry hank they would be a great retarded couple.
10 years ago
your just easily impressed bubble.
10 years ago
honestly dont see where your getting the beak nose. but then again its just one picture i see
10 years ago
Plantshit is inside bubble.
Sorry bubble, it's true.
10 years ago
Says the man that make stupid hats for himself in his parents basement and that would give anything just for a kiss on his tiny deformed cock.
10 years ago
Says the deformed swedish nonce sitting in his parents garage putting together piece of shit trinkets made from crow feathers. You are and always will be the number 1 retard of Mucho, Plantfelix.

Up until they decide to let the tranny back in of course.
10 years ago
says the person that there is nothing to say about
10 years ago
LAMO ralph.

that took me by surprise bravo on that first comment
10 years ago
My hats have souls, quite unlike you sweedish scum
10 years ago
Plantshit likes Starr. A lot.
10 years ago
Like like?
10 years ago
you dont even make the hats ,its your mom that make them. Then dont have soul , you fuck up mexican.
10 years ago
OH mygowd! like totally to the max fer sure!


ugh.. shut the fuck up already... fucking 32 year olds trying to act like teens. sheesh!
10 years ago
hahahahahahaha, you sure they're 32? They didn't look that old...
10 years ago
Wario just promoted to Captain Retard.
10 years ago
Yeah, but he's not nearly as retarded as the chick in this clip. Honestly, the dude isn't wearing boxers, but they said he was.
10 years ago
You would all like to think his penis is big, but really its the world thats small....
10 years ago
It's really just your brain that is small you fucking moron.
10 years ago
fuck you. my brain is average
10 years ago
My black friend has a 9 3/4 and he got it circumsizzled bout` a year back. He also gets with a lot of white girls so yea... that's my story.
10 years ago
You need a better editor, plot, and character developement. Further education, and being slightly less gay would also greatly help your cause.

In short, your story sucks.
10 years ago
not as much as ur face on the cock.
10 years ago
Damn, owned again by a wordsmith whose wit and cunning far outreach my own. Good comeback Alec!!!!!
10 years ago
why the fuck would u lie about knowing a guy with a big dick? is that like cool by association? i don;t fuckin understand? are you sitting on one now?
10 years ago
thought i would get some ^5's
10 years ago
and fuck dem` fancy werds cummin out yer throat Ronaldo. I donts need some sophistokated prick tellins me how good i am at talking bout comesbacks, i know how good they is. I wrote em. Bitch.
10 years ago
Ya needa get yerself a dickshunary, an quit measurin them colored boys wangs.
10 years ago
lol Roland
10 years ago
Agreed. you just got owned Alec.
10 years ago
alec jus got pumpkin fucked
10 years ago
mucho hasn't changed a bit.
10 years ago
isnt it great
10 years ago
no ^5 ?
10 years ago
How about a ^fuck off?
10 years ago
i don't give a fuck if it is your birthday ass hole.
10 years ago
No way they were acting.
10 years ago
yo i'm with Starrsky, but he's not my boyfriend so what is this called? I want to watch it all!
10 years ago
reply button <cough cough>
10 years ago
What about it, liltranny?
10 years ago
nah i didn't reply on purpose. this is my own separate comment ho. don't tell me what to do!!
10 years ago
soahowned
10 years ago
Gee, I wonder if they end up respecting their friend and not fuck her boyfriend.
10 years ago
6 and a half baby all the way
10 years ago
nothing to be proud of
10 years ago
Well, technically, that is larger than average. But yeah, not enough to really be proud of.
10 years ago
I wonder if you'll be able to fit my 7 as well. Damn greedy gingers.
10 years ago
i hit 7" once..... can i be proud of that?
10 years ago
Actually an erect average penis is 5 to 7 inches. Doesn't really need to be any bigger than 4 inches due to the woman's anatomy...but most people don't care for science.
10 years ago
what if mine is as twisted and knotted as an old oak tree? what does science say about that?
10 years ago
I think science would just say that you are fucked.
10 years ago
lol you all know that it really doesnt matter what ya got as long as you can use it. you know how many chicks i have had tell me that they hate big dicks? its hilarious. i mean shit think about if you had a vagina ha
10 years ago
big dumb hippy i suppose your dick is 10 inches long? im secure with saying that because i know whats going on i wreck vaginas hahah. maybe ill put some porn of me and my ex girl up hell yes
10 years ago
hey mike, they just wanted to stop your pathetic crying so they told you that....
10 years ago
"you know how many chicks i have had tell me that they hate big dicks? its hilarious"

It is. One question remains gingerbread man: does the carpet match the curtains?
10 years ago
Who are you asking the question to?
10 years ago
Mac o' Beez over there
10 years ago
What the hell did the guy say when he first walked in?
10 years ago
Ello Sealo what it do?
10 years ago
"Why the long face"

Smerf: "My boss' been riding me all week."
10 years ago
Hey Lucille, what can we do?
10 years ago
haha
10 years ago
Well, since I don't have a job right now... No.
10 years ago
And here I was, thinking that you got paid by the muchosucko corporation for being here all day. Tax money put to work ;)
10 years ago
Why the fuck do they even attempt to act? Just fuck. You're not actors and you never will be.
10 years ago
Cue the sound of shattering dreams
10 years ago
Dibs on the chick in pink. you guys can fight over the other two..... el piss has dibs on the 9 inches guy
10 years ago
Are you kidding? The girl in the blue is way hotter.
10 years ago
not my type. the pink chick has tan skin and a teenage boy's voice... mmmm
10 years ago
A contest in size of the dick, gals really enjoyed seeing/touching it when hard, poor gals did not get the best benefit when it can jerk their pussys
10 years ago
we British are quite big in the trouser snake dept
10 years ago
Speak for yourself *sobs*
10 years ago
if hank´s dick was a heinekken it would probebly be the smallest heinekken in the world
10 years ago
And a great victory for subatomic science if they were able to spot it
10 years ago
you two are queers...
10 years ago
*sigh* what has the world come to when a big dick in porn is only 9"?
10 years ago
snap u saying u only accept 12inch and higher? *unzips pants* well then get to work
10 years ago
i'll just fuck her twice , that'll equal 12 inches
10 years ago
You must really watch a lot of porn.
10 years ago
its called john holmes
10 years ago
Yak post the rest of this movie, I gots to see that girl in the blue get slammed, shes just begging for it
10 years ago
Were they pokin it to see if it was fuckin alive or somethin?
10 years ago
i like this dick
9 years ago
Ahh... yes indeed. What you've just witnessed was a cock. Now that's gonna cost ya ikrambager123... The price is a tits or vag pic posted of yourself within the next 48hrs. :D

*non negotiable*
9 years ago
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