points: 7

Granny can take a dong

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She looks deflated.

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by DoctorLev

submitted March 13th 2008

299 comments
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Granny can take a dong
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ugh.....threw up a little....oh god why would you let that touch your penis??
9 years ago
she can do thins to me that you can only imagine uuuuuuuuuugh
9 years ago
because it's grandma someones gotta throw her a bone...
9 years ago
I think if I grab a handful of skin and pull hard enough, it will make her look 20 again.
9 years ago
Nah having a wank doesn't really do anything for her, I tried already I ended up having to wipe my screen with a clean and clear.
9 years ago
thats about as attractive as Starrsky's mom
9 years ago
you've never seen my mom douche come up with some better material noob
9 years ago
That was just his lame attempt to get an actual girl to talk to him.
9 years ago
Well, it almost worked.
9 years ago
Ha Ha
9 years ago
Ownedmost
9 years ago
Metaowned
9 years ago
You sure that's not Smeagel handling Frodo's meat? ..."My Precious!!"
9 years ago
ROFL!
9 years ago
haha thats gold my friend
9 years ago
skeletor's a chick?
9 years ago
she wouldn't look so bad if her heart was still beating.
9 years ago
Thats something a paper bag over the head will not fix, a plastic bag tied tight would though, hark hark.
9 years ago
thats the first time i noticed a dick that hasnt a pink tone on its top (the shroom hat)
9 years ago
He has a shroom skin cause hes inbred i think.
9 years ago
my hat has a red purple tone ;)
9 years ago
Same mines not as much of a 1-tone-bone like in the pornos its a mix.
9 years ago
shut up you fuckin homos
9 years ago
Eichel gesicht.
9 years ago
gayest thread ever^^ (besides me of course)
9 years ago
^^Haveing you in a thread only makes it a little less gay. More Homo but less gay...
9 years ago
at least i don't pretend to be a big brave policeman mr. village person
9 years ago
lets see some evidence of your copness or fuckin shut up about it ...gutless fuck...submit a pic of your bullet proof vest or somethin.. prove yourself or shut your walmart greeting device
9 years ago
you are the guy with the black leather cap
9 years ago
You are the guy with the bear dildo.
And LSD isn't allowed in electronics, so he can't get a hold of a camera.
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
post true pic. lsd you fuckin wannabe!
9 years ago
you know lsd i think your the goofy fuck trying to push the credit cards when entering wal-mart. BITCH!
9 years ago
The best part is that I do not have to prove shit to any of you. either you believe me or not. I don't give two shits one way or another.
9 years ago
Yes, you do. You know it and so do we. Hahaha, fuck off, Wal-Mart fag.
9 years ago
*BING*
"CLEAN UP IN AISLE FOUR!"
9 years ago
you´re right LickyJr , and this bear dildo will be forced up your tiny cat asshole while dik and 1rish1 holding you. It will hurt ask hank , he cant shit anymore the shit just drop out so he got to wear a diaper . Which of course his 80 year crackwhore mother change twice each day.
9 years ago
My shroom hats red raw.
9 years ago
I popped a hot 1 thinking about his cat asshole, yehhh, stick it in that bitches bubblegum butt.
9 years ago
Plantshit, you never made sense when we gave a shit about what you said, and you make even less sense now.
Be gone with you, but leave me the Sweedish Fish
9 years ago
lol blacktee
9 years ago
make sense = <workerant>
9 years ago
workerant
9 years ago
im sorry i will not play with the function anymore, i just wanted my text red =/ and fat
9 years ago
God damn Yak
9 years ago
c&p doesn't work... :*(
9 years ago
Yeah, your sorry, and you've always been sorry. Now suck it Trebec!
9 years ago
Not you Romeo.
9 years ago
What's with all these fat bitches showing up lately?
9 years ago
Wait, isn't this a repost?
9 years ago
i dont remember the penis from the last one.
9 years ago
she must workout
9 years ago
Nicole Ritchie nude shot?
9 years ago
fap
9 years ago
vagina entrance is allways same size
9 years ago
c'mon she still has a few miles left on her!
9 years ago
oh god
9 years ago
They cut her face out because no one wants to see an oxygen mask in porn.
9 years ago
Hey, I do.

No, really.
9 years ago
Hope he's getting danger money for that.
9 years ago
Wonder if she had to sign a waiver before this saying that the company wasn't held liable if she died making this..
9 years ago
WTF! WTF! WTF!!!
9 years ago
Ooopps :p haha the text got red, i didnt know u could use html code in here.??
9 years ago
what did you do hank?
9 years ago
Ban this fucker. He's fucking up your site.
9 years ago
lol , he just need to delete my comment and the red text will dissapear
9 years ago
He should delete you. Lol.
9 years ago
lol agreed lol.


lol
9 years ago
Half the txt is red.
9 years ago
yep i must have made something wrong. I mean what the fuck did you do hank hahahahaha :P
9 years ago
ban hank, its his work <----------
9 years ago
fuck did you do plantshit?
9 years ago
you're going to be in so much trouble plantshit
9 years ago
He's a red ant, so he wanted to make Mucho text the same color. Anyways, he must have been trying to hack the site.

Banworthy, no?
9 years ago
i was going to make my text red but everything below my comment got red. I didnt know so im sorry, but yak just need to delete my comment with the html code and it will dissapear.
9 years ago
WTF, just happened?
9 years ago
planty you fuck!
9 years ago
i cant change my text colour i dont think...
9 years ago
fuck you
9 years ago
hack the site, are you stupid? I type the command for fat text in the comment box. I didnt even know it was possible , until this red think camed up.
9 years ago
No,you are stupid for thinking that you can hack the site and nothing will happen.
9 years ago
ROFL amazing this is a great day.
9 years ago
fuck you plantshit and the ant you rode in on. you're done here.
9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
I think I've died and gone to heaven.
9 years ago
"ant you rode in on" funny shit
9 years ago
Hank breaks open the 20 year old scotch
9 years ago
I'm sooooo fucking happy. I got a new contract today, so my income went up like 40% and now this! AAAhahahahahahahaha. What a great day. Life can be good sometimes!
9 years ago
maybe you'll get hit by a bus later
9 years ago
congrats! 40%!

we got 4.3%

:/
9 years ago
Haha, it didn't even register that Deja said "ant you rode in on" I just took it to say horse.

I wish I had a brain that worked.
9 years ago
Lucky you! I'm still waiting the 2004 pay rise. :(
9 years ago
I don't have any 20 year old scotch, but I will have a couple drinks of the 4 month old yuzu liquer that I made. It's pretty good.
9 years ago
Jamiee, I work for myself so one contract can make a big difference. I think they say, the greater the risk, the greater the reward. Anyways, my income is up to a quite good level now. I'm so happy. Money to support my family, save some, etc... :) :) :)
9 years ago
What's yuzu?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuzu
9 years ago
Wait! I'm so self-centered. I'm think only of myself.

THANK YOU DEJA VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!
9 years ago
hank is overwhelmed with joy
9 years ago
Pretty much, yeah, I am.
9 years ago
Hank's now got his own Happy Bubble!
9 years ago
No bubbles here man.
9 years ago
I think he is a douche bag no doubt, but you have to admitt he was mildly entertaining.
9 years ago
Sure, I'd admit that much.
9 years ago
good riddance!
9 years ago
it's a pity that i can't spend more time on here anymore.. i'm gonna miss so much more stuff.

good work, deja.

and you better not start telling us that it was only a warning or tempban!
9 years ago
i don't think hank's heart could take it..
9 years ago
No worries.
9 years ago
Hahahahaha! Ciao Plantfelix. Go and join Bicho on EBaums you fuckwit.

Damn! Had to work late and I miss all this. Fuck.
9 years ago
You should stop working.
9 years ago
Man, even on his parting Plantshit doesn't fail to entertain. Turning the font red?? Ahahaha
Free Plantshit!
9 years ago
It WAS red for a while.
9 years ago
Yeah free Planshit!!
9 years ago
Good luck.
9 years ago
Why don't you type that about a 1,000 times tomorrow?
9 years ago
no way i'm giving up this job for mucho.
9 years ago
But try to type it in 1,000 different font colors.
9 years ago
What, you have a job now?
9 years ago
Shh WankChinkAssSkid of course she does shes my personal monkey, I make her sit with a shoe stuck up her arse while I pour detergent across her face and tell her shes dirty.
9 years ago
You broke ass motherfucker, you couldn't afford a shoe.
9 years ago
You couldn't afford the time.
9 years ago
Time for what? You're not making sense, here.
9 years ago
yeah i have a job, i've been working since age 15.
only now it's fulltime, with lots of overtime, so i hardly have any time for mucho anymore.
9 years ago
There's always time for mucho, Vic, just not when you're working.
9 years ago
fuck is going on here...i'm telling
9 years ago
Tattletale
9 years ago
Dejaaaaa!!!!!!
9 years ago
Yaaaaaaak!! look what plantshit did
9 years ago
*waits
9 years ago
Ban Hank!
9 years ago
No, wait.
9 years ago
I smell a ban fire a burnin'
9 years ago
i'll get weiners
9 years ago
How could you be so cruel to want him banned its fun in red :(
9 years ago
Everythings 8 times more
C-H-I-N-E-S-E
9 years ago
stop all this hacking :P

hooligans these days.
9 years ago
rip plantshit
9 years ago
*plays TAPS
9 years ago
You never regret anything Antshit, right? Well then, enjoy your bannage, fuckhead.
9 years ago
NOOOOOOOO! :(
9 years ago
YEEESSSSSSS! :)
9 years ago
i hope he's back in 3 days
9 years ago
Traitor.
9 years ago
who you going to have titanic arguements with now ?
9 years ago
His made up wife.
9 years ago
titanic??? s.s. minnow maybe
9 years ago
Why would I make up a wife?

Baby due in 2 months, business going great! My life couldn't be better right now.
9 years ago
Lies.
9 years ago
Moving into a new house next month. Not buying it, it's the wife's family home, but it's new nonetheless. Going to add a few rooms on, etc... Life is good people. Let's all have a great year in 2008!!!!
9 years ago
you might still get hit by a bus...just saying
9 years ago
I thought you were a chinese school teacher?
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Rofl WankChinkAsshole and his lies.
9 years ago
What lies?
9 years ago
Your lies.
9 years ago
Everybody has them, but you haven't heard any from me yet.
9 years ago
I know, i read them.
9 years ago
Then shut your cock hole.
9 years ago
You want me to shut the hole on my penis because I read your lies? Is that some sick way of trying to turn me on, because its working.
9 years ago
damn interposters!
9 years ago
AssTea, the lie is that you ever had anything that anyone ever wanted. Now, shut your fucking mouth, you stupid faggot! Haha
9 years ago
Lol WankChinkSkid trying to be witty.
9 years ago
It comes naturally. Now get in the back of the line, asshole.
9 years ago
Trying to be witty comes naturally? It would be better for you if being witty came naturally.
9 years ago
It would be better for you if sucking off farm animals didn't come so naturally, but to each their own.
9 years ago
That wasn't really a plausible comeback and it wasn't very witty, therefor the term half-wit comes to play, your a half-wit because if you didn't have half a brain the comeback might have had double the wit.
9 years ago
Oh no, it's the comeback police!

I'm half the man I used to be and still twice the man you are, AssTea, you fucking nobody.
9 years ago
Again, that wasn't a very plausible comeback and again it wasn't very witty, therefor the term half-wit comes to play, AGAIN, half-wit.
9 years ago
Noob, you don't get to decide anything here. You are 1/10th the man I forgot about and 1/25th of the man your sister was, you fucking sorry excuse for what, I'm not sure.
9 years ago
WTF! It's just like in the classroom. The class douche clown moves away and another kid steps right into the role!
9 years ago
And his name was BlackTEE.
9 years ago
..and he got beat up by the real bullies behind the teeter totter.
9 years ago
They used to call it the BlackTEEter totter.
9 years ago
I still have nightmares about it.
9 years ago
get lost you fuckin teebag!
9 years ago
does your mom know what you do on the computer?teebag?
9 years ago
I feel alone now. Who wants to give me some BRAINNN, my hearts beating in anticipation.
9 years ago
ElPiss, or AquaTunaDick, or ...there was some other idiot who was Anty's friend. I forget his name. You could ask them.
9 years ago
Yeh fuck you WankChink Im gonna make you my monkey soon and your gonna give me some NedCore brain you little shit washer.
9 years ago
speak english man
9 years ago
Whatever dude. You have delusions of grandeur. Maybe you want to start with someone else. My enemies seem to have this disappearing problem.
9 years ago
Da Trooth was the guy I couldn't remember. I'm sure he'd be your friend BlackPee. Umm, you're not black are you?
9 years ago
I'm still here and I think you are a brain giving monkey too.
9 years ago
That's great. You still mad I pwned you at rps?
9 years ago
And since when are you my enemy Irish, you fucking idiot?
9 years ago
Nothing disappears it only moves on unlike you, WankChink, who remains in his pit sobbing into the aftermath of a deflated/busted blow up doll you call your wife.
9 years ago
I also dont need "friends" on this site, I only asked for some brain from a C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-H like you, monkey.
9 years ago
The only reason plant got in trouble was cause he tried to make large text...not cause of you hank...now who will you spend endless amount of time talking to about bubbles?
9 years ago
You are always making mean comments to me Hank and it hurts my feelings. I believe the buddy scores speak for themselves when it comes to RPS.
9 years ago
^ yeh that fag has a point there.
9 years ago
That was to invalid.
9 years ago
invalid why don't you most a gayer fake pic ? that'd be fun
9 years ago
blactee you talk like a 14year old...how old are you?
9 years ago
Oh, did I hurt your feelings, Irish? Quit faking you pussy and get up. I swear you talk like a girl sometimes.
9 years ago
I already told you before and im not a parrot. Whopper.
9 years ago
Invalid says: I don't know shit, yet I keep typing. I'm so pathetic.
9 years ago
BlackPee v.s. Transvalid

first round

ding ding
9 years ago
english!!! you think this is myspace man? fuck
9 years ago
See what I mean, Hank? That kind of stuff is uncalled for.
9 years ago
blacktee is looking for his emoticons. hahaha noob
9 years ago
Lets get ready to RUMBBLLEEEE!!!!
9 years ago
Lol dick your amusing sometimes,
gimme some Fapcore brain you little heroin soul.
9 years ago
youll just have to keep fapping to the old ones dik...you dont get any more of my pics
9 years ago
ok liar
9 years ago
you are a complete idiot...
9 years ago
you think so invalid? or is that another lie? i guess there's no way to know
9 years ago
Irish, quit being a fag already.
9 years ago
you wouldnt know a lie if it walked up to you and offered you pussy...
9 years ago
Your both fucking muppets.
9 years ago
who the fuck are you...Jim Hensen...go back to abducted children...
9 years ago
abductING
9 years ago
Illegal alien abductions caught on tape 3.
9 years ago
Invalid and BlackPee win tonight's Gay Duo award!!!! Congratulations!!!
9 years ago
let's call them Ace and Gary from now on
9 years ago
so now youre sodomizing immigrant children...takin it to the next level...
9 years ago
Im not gay I am in love with tila tequila.
9 years ago
Ace and Gary!!! hahahaha
9 years ago
Which one is Ace, which one Gary?
9 years ago
Id rather be Ace...DIBS!!!
9 years ago
Im Ace fag you dont decide anyhing, yor just a girl face.
9 years ago
sure, ace, whatever you want.
9 years ago
I'd like to give AssTea the title of Ace because he seems a little more aggressive, but Transvalid is less of a prick, so I'm conflicted.
9 years ago
Thanks Vicky I knew there was always someone who'd put their face out for my ass to fall back on.
9 years ago
Shut it, cock gobbler!
9 years ago
Shut what? Yhe hole on my penis? I told you WankChinkAssSkid im not playing out your fantasy.
9 years ago
Right, as if you have a penis. What, maybe you have something in your underoos clogged with lint that you call a penis, but since you don't use it, it's not really the same thing.
9 years ago
If I didn't use it how the heck did your wife get pregnant? From what i have gathered you only have a vagina.
9 years ago
You couldn't impregnate a petri dish with a couple rabbits nudging you along.
9 years ago
Yeah well the only hole you've seen was in a sink and you still couldn't get it wet, and your wifes a clown.
9 years ago
Well, yeaah, yeah yeah yeah, etc... etc... You wouldn't see a hole if Punxsutawney Phil had invited you in for a cup of tea.
9 years ago
Yadda, yadda, junior, you are out of your league. Keep lining up against me and you'll regret it.
9 years ago
By now, I'm gonna slip in next to my sleeping wife.
9 years ago
Heres a couple for the road,
Stop testing the water with me son, its so cold you'll come back out with pneumonia.
9 years ago
The only hole you've seen apart from in the sink was on a golf course, and you still managed to miss the shot.
9 years ago
All your wife is, is thin are supporting some plastic and rubber(blow up doll), I find it disturbing how you can say its sleeping.
9 years ago
#1 was kinda ok, I guess. The others are really lame.
9 years ago
i remember the time were ryoga started typing in pink.
mucho was still green or yellow back then.
9 years ago
Hi Vicky babes.
9 years ago
...and Im the faggot?^
9 years ago
invalid says:

... Im the faggot^
9 years ago
we know ..
9 years ago
Yeh
9 years ago
In my eyes Vicky is a girl, shes the woman and im the man and I make her look me into my eyes when we make love.
9 years ago
^GAaaaaaaaayyyyy
9 years ago
No because shes the girl.
9 years ago
^good point
9 years ago
that was meant for chink
9 years ago
You are a lovely new gay duo. Keep up your romance. When the time is right, Mucho will celebrate your gay wedding.
9 years ago
Ahahaha no it wasn't you know your into the same shit as me, its ok.
9 years ago
You just couldn't help yourself
9 years ago
What, you are into gay Chinese, like Invalid?

Well, that's your business, I guess.
9 years ago
wtf?
9 years ago
blacktee say something else stupid
9 years ago
Don't deny it, gaylord.
9 years ago
Dik you clammy little fruitcake get on your grazed knees and gimme some flamecore brain, you crow, and yes WankChink, if I can admit that I fuck the middle of my sofa, I may as well admit to that
9 years ago
I prefer thick blonde girls to undernourished yellow bodied boys thank you...
9 years ago
You prefer your hand or a sock Transvalid, because that's all you can get.
9 years ago
You prefer thick bald cocks and you know this, fool.
9 years ago
That was to Ass Invasion but same goes for WankChinkAssSkid
9 years ago
You are pretty specific there. You must know something I don't.

= Gaaaayyyy!!!!!!!
9 years ago
Its not gay if you make them the girl I told you, and I am in love with Tila Tequila and I bet I marry her.
9 years ago
You will marry your hand.
9 years ago
Yeah and it will have WankChinkk written on it, and I will make it the girl.
9 years ago
You lose
Ace, WINSSS!
9 years ago
Nobody named Ace ever wins
9 years ago
I beg to differ.
9 years ago
I'm sure you beg all the time, but...
9 years ago
the worst part of trying to keep up with the comments on this post is having to look at grandma over and over
9 years ago
I think you like it...
When I am in a thread and hit the refresh button...it refreshes to that same portion of the thread...
you must be scrolling like that pic of toolmans ass the other day...
9 years ago
mmmmm toolman....i see he's still on your mind too
9 years ago
"you are always on my mind...you are always on my mind"
Is that the song you sing when you think of me and toolman...
9 years ago
He's going back to the main page, then coming back. If you weren't an idiot, you might realize that.
9 years ago
If he werent the idiot he wouldnt make things so goddamn complicated...and just hit the refresh button...
9 years ago
actually hank if i refresh this page it flashes the granny then moves down..
9 years ago
your computer/internet fail...
9 years ago
Don't you mean the granny flashes? then your hand moves down, to your tiny wang.
9 years ago
^liar.
9 years ago
^Vicky
Gimme some Braiiiin
9 years ago
^shut your trap, fruitcake
9 years ago
Hey, fruitcake was my word of the day you just aren't very original Vicky.
9 years ago
You don't get any 'words of the day' poopy poker.
9 years ago
Potty mouth.
9 years ago
Yes, I pooped in your mouth. But, I don't like to talk about it.
9 years ago
You love to talk about it, and I love to wank over the picture memory I have of it.
9 years ago
Yes, me pooping on you must excite you.

But, I'd rather not hear about it, ScatTee.
9 years ago
Hmm, im not filling your empty soul with an argument because Plantshits gone so im done with you for tonight WankChinkAssSkid. Ill maybe see you on the battleground another day. xxx
9 years ago
You are just done, not tonight, any tonight, you competiton was nothing. There is nothing left in you. You are as empty as a popcorn fart. Fuck you and good night.
9 years ago
is this the second time that blackteet throws the towel into the ring, or has he done it more in the time that i was gone?
9 years ago
He'll come back after the thread is all but abandoned and post 3 or 4 comments at the end and claim victory
9 years ago
Vicky gimme some brain, jamie, I always did love you.
9 years ago
I don't throw in the towel I only take breaks, you guys throw in the towel without talking about it.
9 years ago
Oh and yeah, victory to BlackTEE.
9 years ago
^Fuck off retard!
9 years ago
it's funny i told blactee to say something stupid ....and he did
9 years ago
All this fun and I missed it. Fuck, I hate being left out. dik, fuck you, you didn't tell me.
9 years ago
next time i'll email you and notify you
9 years ago
*snif* Thanks buddy.
9 years ago
I'd take Plantshits ramblings over this tripe anyday...
9 years ago
Is it me, or do I found this pic possibly owned to the original user who uplaoded it (*ahem* DoctorLeV)?
9 years ago
I wish, I never score pussy.
9 years ago
Scary
9 years ago
recover password
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