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Death Metal Puppy

The Hound from Hell.

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by Greven

submitted March 13th 2008

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That's terrifying
10 years ago
and cute at the same time.
10 years ago
I had one like that but a big one, pretty cool dogs but they shave em like poodles a little, its a fox terrier used to bite out foxes out of the holes to shoot them.
10 years ago
Dik. Up Stan's dosage. Now.
10 years ago
i might submit a video of stan freaking out.. he get's all wolverinish
10 years ago
haha my raccoon did some funny stuff as kit when he got fired up, then he grew up and got vicious for real
10 years ago
lolwut? raccoon you say?
10 years ago
i knew a guy with a raccoon...same story...funny when they're young, then they get crazy viscious
10 years ago
I worked around a group of 20 or so at a nature reserve last summer, and as long as you give em reasonable space, they're pretty likable animals. Each one has its own personality though
10 years ago
hahahaha hilarious
10 years ago
Thats fucking awesome!
10 years ago
hes feeling it deep, uber deep
10 years ago
There's actually a grincore band called Caninus that has real dogs doing all the vocals. There's another band called Hatebeak with a parrot on vocals. Good shit, check it out.
10 years ago
No
10 years ago
Yes
10 years ago
get bent
10 years ago
No
10 years ago
i have heard those bands. God of Emptynest by Hatebeak is pretty good
10 years ago
I heard that when the parrot listens to Slayer it shits everywhere.
10 years ago
Funnilly enough Slayer has that same effect on me too.
10 years ago
right on!
10 years ago
That's fucking hilarious is what that is.
10 years ago
Hairdryer, my dog goes nuts at the hoover, probably cos i ust to hit him in the balls with it
10 years ago
Close fuz real close. No cigar.
10 years ago
Dechristianize by Vital Remains
10 years ago
basement dwell moar
10 years ago
^ 4ail
10 years ago
hahaha brilliant!
10 years ago
Wow I cant believe you all are so fucking dumb you cant tell that the guy is just shoving a leaf blower in the dogs face. FAKE IDIOTS!
10 years ago
You mean to say the dog isn't actually singing?
10 years ago
::mind blown::
10 years ago
He's just a great lip syncher.
10 years ago
*smacks JIHZM in the head with a cookie*... dumbass!
10 years ago
You only know that because you make the same face when they shove the leaf blower up your ass!
10 years ago
wow,
this made my night so much better
10 years ago
death metal sucks... i cant believe people bitch about rap when this crap exists... why would you pay to see a bunch suburban depressed fucks burp on a microphone
10 years ago
fuck off
10 years ago
they both suck equal balls
10 years ago
i remember you mentioning you liked Mr Bungle. They use death metal in their songs
10 years ago
I was thinking the exact same thing Tyrone. The idiots that say rap isn't music would never say the same thing about this cacophony.
10 years ago
I'd rather watch a vid of girls shaking their ass's then a bunch of fags in makeup screaming their heads off, any day.
10 years ago
Yes.
10 years ago
i understand everyone's qualms with metal, and the fact is it's just an aquired taste. Musically, I don't have a problem with rap (I don't like it sure, but each to their own) but it's rap's lyrical subjects that piss me off. How many songs about bling, bitches, guns, and being better than that other rapper can there be? Also I'm pretty sure this band doesn't wear make-up
10 years ago
i love all kind of music...not limited at all. practically all of what i would generally consider to be "death metal" is in my opinion really awful...same as rap...there are exceptions i suppose...but in general...
10 years ago
rap music. i do believe that's an oxymoron.
10 years ago
People can talk all the shit they want about deathmetal and extreme genres of metal but the fact remains that these genres of music have the most talented musicians in all of music performing in them. What is rap? Some biscuit lipped brotha yapping about some bullshit that 1000 other idiots just cut a record with last year. If you had a decent ear for music and actually knew what was going on youde hear what was being played in deathmetal songs and realise the talent it takes to compose a song of such complexity. Instead all you can understand is "Boom Wak Ba Boom Boom Wak" "Ma toofs is platnum, nigga!"
Fuckin stupid. Like it or not, dont be fuckin ignorant and talk shit about stuff you know nothing about. I might be a "noob" or whatever but that shit pisses me off and imma say something about it.
10 years ago
What do you expect the dog to do? Every lyric is "rawr-rah-rawr-rawrrrr"
10 years ago
are you trying to say that the people who make that growling and mumbling shite they call thrash metal are talented ??
10 years ago
I believe someone raped your face. And I think they fucked you in both your ears. Don't get me wrong, I think rap sucks too. Even just as much as country. But they all have some good music in some of them. But when you can have a dog sing just as good as you, Brother , That isn't music.
10 years ago
You just limit yourself to what the radio makes you listen to. There's so much more out there.
10 years ago
I like music, punk mostly, but there are quite a few rappers I like too. It has been a long time since I heard a metal song I liked, but I'm open. I don't discount any music untill I hear it. I mean c'mon who doesn't like Garth Brooks?
10 years ago
*raises hand sheepishly
10 years ago
I'm pretty sure rapemyface1 was talking about the instrumentals of death metal, not the singing (that term used extremely loosely). And those do take a hell of a lot of talent. People who only look as far into a band's quality as the frontman obviously don't know shit about music. The very few death metal bands I do like, I like for the music, not the 'singing'. But most have frontmen so fucking horrible that it ruins any good the band might do, like in this video right here.
10 years ago
*raises hand too* I can listen to most music and enjoy it, but Country, for the most part, just creeps me the fuck out.
10 years ago
like i said.... death metal is nothing but a bunch of pointlessly depressed suburban twats, bent on pissing their parents off and calling it music, i could appreciate most rap better, because most good rappers talk about whats really going on.... and most rappers brag about bling and grills because those are things they didnt have growing up, and now they do.... i'd rather hear that than some long haired bitch yelling about "satan" and "raping my face until my eyes bleed"... why would i pay for concert were there's a 30% chance i may get pissed on by the lead singer if i stand to close to the stage
10 years ago
That's half the fun, the watery anticipation. And oddly enough, it generally seems to be WHEN these rappers get all "dat bling an' ho's an' shit" that they lose whatever talent they had and revert to sucking balls all day. Apart from the Wu Tang clan, they still make me feel "funny" when I listen to them.
10 years ago
lol true manny, but most bling songs are made for club and broadcact advertisment... all the worthy songs will never be played on the radio
10 years ago
Ummm... Tyrone (nice cliche of a name there, BTW), you're only assuming that these bands sing about satan. I'd bet you an opaque tint job on your Hyundai you've never actually heard that word in a song. As for the music, I hate the shit that is nothing but (literally) relentless speed drumming with (literally) relentless screaming. But some bands of the genre are actually melodic and ... sing (some of the time).
10 years ago
not the actual word, but i have heard reference to the anti-christ in a song (dont know the name)
10 years ago
I used to be friends with members from a death metal band who used to sing about brushing their teeth and doing their grocery shopping. I wish I was kidding.
10 years ago
Metal is where all great virtuoso transpired in the last 50 years of music. sure The lyricist go rawr rawr rawr... i do agree to a point. but in the the end it just adds to the presence of the music. You really have to be a metal head to understand...
10 years ago
You really have to be a metal head to agree. All the virtuoso music in the the last 50 years? What do you mean by "virtuoso music" and are you retarded?
10 years ago
But again tyrone, you're completely ignoring the talent aspect. Apart from lyrical, which is less than half the time decent anyway, rap takes no talent whatsoever to make or perform. And aside from vocals (most of the time - some do sing, and sing well), metal takes a hell of a lot more talent to perform than almost any other genre. Tastes in music aside, anyone with enough music experience would agree. You don't have to enjoy metal at all to accept that. Now, that's not saying that a lot of metal bands out there aren't complete shit, because they are, but of course that's true with every single genre. -Classical is excluded from everything i've just said, because that's on a different level altogether from popular music.
10 years ago
Don't totally discount screaming. Screaming well is harder than most people think. Try it sometime in your car or something and see if you don't sound like an asshole.
10 years ago
Gottlos: "good" metal, as in metal where you can tell the music was actually composed rather than vomitted out of somebodies ass, can sound incredible. Unfortunately there's a hell of a lot of metal bands out there that don't fall under the "good" category. And as for rap artists: lyrically pretty much all of those I've ever heard started out incredibly talented (for example, Tupac was a fucking awesome poet, even when he was a little kid), but as the years roll on a lot tend to lose the creative edge that took them to where they were in the first place. And the producing of that kind of song, not to mention the talent needed to piece together what you just hear as "samples" in the background, can easilly rival that of some of the best musicians around. You really need a "musical" ear for that kind of thing to get it to work. Take it from me, I've worked with all kinds of artists, including rappers and even turntable DJ's (I'm a recording studio technician), the stuff they come up with isn't as easy to do as you'd think.

Oh, and TiredGuy: I tried it, and sounded like a dick. Do I get a cookie?
10 years ago
lacks entertainment value
10 years ago
nonsene
10 years ago
drunken fool^
10 years ago
ya
10 years ago
Antonio, you must be out yo mind!
10 years ago
ah, quite beautiful lyrics, really, so poetic.
10 years ago
Unhallowed be our twilight
Thy grace untriumphant
Mourn the crowning of unconquerable profanation
Hell's grim tyrant...the eldest of night and chaos
Breathe once again...far from the shadow of god

They are quite poetic. Better than hip-hop lyrics anyways
10 years ago
Ben, you are stupid, thats not poetic.

Thug niggaz drug dealers yeah they givin it up
Lowlife, yo' life, boy we livin it up
Takin chances while we dancin in the party fo' sho'
Slip my hoe a forty-fo' and she got in the back do'
Bitches lookin at me strange but you know I don't care
Step up in this motherfucker just a-swangin my hair

FTW! Bitch
10 years ago
^^^ ahh yes..... when snoop was worth buying, i miss those days
10 years ago
hey this is on Kontraband and a couple more places too
10 years ago
There's also this new invention called the internet.
10 years ago
Isn't there some sort of unwritten code to go along with MS that says that any site not affiliated with MS shall not be spoken of?
10 years ago
yeah .... like lets all do as we are told
10 years ago
If your dad did what he was told and gave the asian ladyboy he was fucking for $5 an hour, the facial "she" wanted instead of being a 2 pump chump then maybe we could all live better knowing you were never conceived
10 years ago
this could be the greatest thing ever on earth
10 years ago
why do people get a faggy tintin dog anyway?
10 years ago
What?
10 years ago
it aint a real dog
10 years ago
In the bubble, Plantshit is able to define what any animal is and isn't without fear of me calling him a fucking low-life hick moron.
10 years ago
He never leaves the bubble. He can't live outside it.
10 years ago
Why do they make that dog suffer like that?
10 years ago
my dog sings along to music too. i dont listen to retarded shit like this though. submitted a pic of him but deja didnt post it, i think shes mad at me for some reason
10 years ago
It's probably because you are an asshole.
10 years ago
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