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Surprise ass fucking

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these kinds of things happen all the time.

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by thecraze

submitted March 11th 2008

105 comments
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comments (105)
Thanks for spoiling the surprise, DICK!
10 years ago
Yea what the FUCK man.
10 years ago
and where the SHIT is the mature label?
10 years ago
Ya you FUCK SHIT DICK
10 years ago
DAMNIT
10 years ago
COMBO BREAKER
10 years ago
Hadouken!

and just for shits and giggles.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadouken
10 years ago
Spoil the surprise? You'll live...
10 years ago
krinkle, shut up
10 years ago
That dude just got off in about a minute. That's like, double my record time.
10 years ago
KA-SODOMY!
10 years ago
good fuck!!
10 years ago
wood chuck
10 years ago
Y'all suck.
10 years ago
a good book
10 years ago
mukluk?
10 years ago
duck hook
10 years ago
10 buck fuck.
10 years ago
Wish we had bars like this.
10 years ago
you have them
10 years ago
Then why the fuck am I always the last one to know?
10 years ago
^^It's not easy being ugly.
10 years ago
='( you hurt me
10 years ago
that must be the new dick in the ass pick up line
gotta try that sometimes
10 years ago
I've been doing it all wrong this whle time
10 years ago
The trick is not using it in a gay bar.
10 years ago
BAHAHAHAHHAA
10 years ago
Shit... I screwed up...
10 years ago
Welcome to Applebee's.
10 years ago
Could we have a table near the bar?
10 years ago
can i set up a tab?
10 years ago
There's some pretty girls working at Applebee's in Toccoa, GA.
I don't think I'd get away with doing that though. :(
10 years ago
I wouldn't trust that flamboyant lookin bartender... he looked like he was gettin ideas
10 years ago
haha, that shit was funny
10 years ago
I find it interesting that you would talk about shit.
10 years ago
ya see....i have this fetish...lol, not really
10 years ago
it aint rape, just a surprise
10 years ago
I would call it... A gift.
10 years ago
Hey, she wasn't intoxicated and never said no.
10 years ago
WOW, i wish i could do that in a bar!
10 years ago
unless you're a midget, what's stopping you?
10 years ago
it aint rape, just a surprise
10 years ago
Yeah, we got that the first time. No need to come back 13 minutes latter and say it again.
10 years ago
What a classy joint.
10 years ago
its where all the respectable women go
10 years ago
I really doubt women wear skirts that short to bar and sit on the chairs.
10 years ago
Judging by some of the snail trails on the stools in a bar I used to work in, I'd say your doubts were unfounded :P
10 years ago
You sniffed the stools, didn't you Manny?
10 years ago
God damn that brunette was hot. The funny thing about porn is that only the women have to fake it. You can't fake a boner.
10 years ago
ever heard of Viagra?
10 years ago
yeah... you can.

theres a vid of a guy injecting his dick with some solution to make it hard...

i remember this cause hes about to fuck one of the prettiest girls i have ever seen.


lucky mother fucker he is.
10 years ago
Nature can be cruel; cervix.
10 years ago
Fuck you guys. =)
10 years ago
it aint rape, just a surprise
10 years ago
LOL, I thought he was going to be a guy and flop his dick out at the end. So I watched it through once without touch myself. kk, gtg, time to fap.
10 years ago
nah i couldnt help myself.....that was so hawt lol. Every guys dream, maybe they should do more pornos like this ey.
10 years ago
looks like fun doesnt it drumrave? get a hooker you pathetic fat fuck
10 years ago
the fat fuck drumrave. cant afford a hooker when he spend all money on fastfood
10 years ago
^^^lol... especially coming from a street vendor and a junky....
10 years ago
who the fuck are you to talk shit about elchris...you were supposed to post ur pic...you let us all down...
10 years ago
Says the guy who has done nothing but let people down all his life and has never posted a pic.
10 years ago
Why dont you go over to the new ps pic of Cumcraze and see the convo between myself and deja...the "tagged" one was uploaded sunday night since everyone has to have concrete evidence its me...Deja is taking her sweet ass time...I did my part...
10 years ago
girlfight! girlfight !
10 years ago
I saw that convo, fag. Doesn't matter. The pic hasn't come up, has it? For all anyone knows, it's a fake.
10 years ago
Yeah, trust me I go out of my way to post fake images of "myself" I am really an 800 pound albino quadrapalegic with 3 eyes and a cleft lip...now stop mistaking me for your playdate Plantshit and go back to talking about the "bubble"...
10 years ago
you're a goddamned liar ...that much is established
10 years ago
why don't you go hang out at fuckin myspace noob
10 years ago
no matter what pic you post now...it's too late...plenty of time for even an imbecile like you to fake it..
10 years ago
just because dejavu put a invalid-tag you think its proves that its you .hahaha fucking douchebag,,,haha now im going to unfreeze some moose meat while i laugh at you invalid. hahah idiot
10 years ago
p.s. hank is hotter
10 years ago
p.s. I knew your 80's hair meant you were a ginger loving faggott...and Stankshit...youre right...Deja is going to put a tag on it herself...you fucking backwoods example of a gap in evolution...
10 years ago
hank he says you have 80's hair
10 years ago
why would deja put a "tag" on it? the fuck are you talking about you unsightly circus freak?
10 years ago
rhetorical by the way
10 years ago
Dik...look at plantshits reply...
10 years ago
He thinks that I was saying that she is going to put a watermark on it that says invalid for me or something...The goddamn pic his of me in my fucking mirror with "Invalid" graffed on it...cant fake that shit now can you? Oh and sorry I didnt have the money to buy new batteries for my camera on your predestined time limit...some of us are poor college kids you know...hippie...
10 years ago
make a ms sign and take a picture then post, your picture doesnt prove anything, couldnt you find a better looking person on the internet , the frodo hairstyle isnt trendy and sexy anymore, piss off noob , no one loves you .
10 years ago
invalid, you are arguing with guys who are dying to see your pic so then can jack off to it! Dik and chinaska who the fuck cares if posts a pic or not.
10 years ago
incoherant^
10 years ago
thetruth: hank would never cheat his wife by jerking off to stuffs on muchsoucko..amirite?
10 years ago
dikadilly circus !
10 years ago
planshit..hahahahaa maybe u right, he enjoys getting squashed by her I forget
10 years ago
thetruth: thats probebly what hank´s ment by "give and take " in his relationship . Also he said he could fuck his girl whenever he felt too and it looks like she doesnt mind him surf muchosucko.
10 years ago
awwww... how sweet.... planty found a new man.... sorry mayor, looks like youre history
10 years ago
ElPiss will always be Antshit's true and only love.
10 years ago
and your 800pound cow is always going to be yours true and only love?.
10 years ago
so what happens next ?
10 years ago
He pays the bill.
10 years ago
The blonde shouts "Next" and Invalid runs over, only to be laughed away.
10 years ago
sobs*...that happens all the time...tear*
10 years ago
there there.... poor thing
10 years ago
Anybody know what they were talking about at the beginning and is there anymore of this film
10 years ago
Aww shit, y'all- the same fucker tried this shit on me just the other night. Seriously, be careful. That's one horny fucker, and he doesn't care WHO he gives it to.
10 years ago
you loved it really
10 years ago
Awesome, but why the arse? Really? I'll never get it. The dirt road is such a turn off.
10 years ago
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10 years ago
Much better than just drinking. I'll have that any day of the week.
10 years ago
I wish that would happen to me because I like that type of thing.WOW!!!
10 years ago
yeah her puss was all over that dirty chair.. at least he put on a rubber..imagine the guys balls that was on the chair before her..
9 years ago
i like surprises
8 years ago
Surprise my ass
3 years ago
She knew that was coming
3 years ago
Last
3 years ago
Film?
3 years ago
Anyone ?
3 years ago
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