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Toolman Returns

Notice the Mucho Sucko symbol tattooed on my arm. Trust me, it's been there longer than MS's been around!

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by toolman961

submitted March 9th 2008

129 comments
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Toolman Returns
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*goes blind
10 years ago
*Pukes intestines
10 years ago
*faps
10 years ago
Wait...
10 years ago
*Opens photoshop...
10 years ago
*eyes roll back into skull*
10 years ago
*self initiates colon flushing.
10 years ago
*clap, clap, clap*
That is great you just mooned Mucho.
Now get your stepdaughter to do the exact same pose.
10 years ago
*vigorously scrubs eyeballs with Sonicare toothbrush and high grit rubbing compound*
10 years ago
*masturbates furiously*
10 years ago
*informs the FBI*
10 years ago
*wonders if toolmans stepdaughter took the photo*
10 years ago
*says HOORAY you gooshbag!*
10 years ago
*smacks self in face with a wet fish...then faps for a full 1min 36 secs
10 years ago
*offers a small child as a sacrifice*
10 years ago
*Calls in bomb threat to MuchoSucko's admin office.
10 years ago
*wonders if toolmans step daughter is in front of him disguised as a toilet to avoid chris hanson later*
10 years ago
Nixon'sGhost, you better make it good, I don't want some lame ass photo shop. You better put some thought behind it. I'm to old for just a dik in my ass.
10 years ago
Ya a dick in his ass is old news...he's had dick;s in his ass way before any of us were born
10 years ago
tool you got moxy:-)
10 years ago
*diminished glutes syndrome
5 years ago
Soooo..... it was toolman's ass that broke dik.......
2 years ago
You son of a bitch!!!!
2 years ago
Had we only known the truth behind the prediction...
2 years ago
And jamie too now that I think about it....
2 years ago
Actually for what I've read in Dik and Whunu's archives Dik was a going blind fool with a slut for a wife and Dik hated Whunu.
It appears (according to there dialog) Whunu hooked up with his wife Jamie and fucked her,apparently good because dik and jamie had relationship issues soon after.
Hence their relationship breakdown!
2 years ago
Archives meaning diks,Whunu's is gone...just using common sense,crossing the t's and dotting the i's.
2 years ago
Do you know how to spot someone that has a lacking personality? They talk about others and their business like it was their own. You don't know these people (assuming you're just a noob). Either way-
Stfu
2 years ago
The point here is toolman's ass made dik go blind...
2 years ago
Oh shit, now we know why!
2 years ago
shut

your

idiot

mouth
2 years ago
come and save ur guuuurl snitchgull
2 years ago
come save ur leather clad army boot wearin girl with the dragon tattoo wannabe guuuurl


hahahahaaaaa

euro trash
2 years ago
hahahahahahaaaaa
2 years ago
Mommy, I'm scared!

....-sup, Tool?
10 years ago
Yeah, we noticed the smudge on your arm...while *gag* trying not to notice you're shaking the dew off your lilly.. ergh.... Try sending in another more dignified pic with a clearer shot of the tat, might help...
10 years ago
You believe him?
10 years ago
lol, suggesting submitting any dignified pics to Mucho? We all know that dignified doesn't exist here!
10 years ago
"Sometimes you just gotta piss in the sink."
10 years ago
what is that from... I been hearing it all over lately.
10 years ago
It was a quote from Charles Bukowski, or so it said on one of his quote collections
10 years ago
ah... I shoulda' guessed ol Chuck would come up with that.... thanx
10 years ago
Ol' Chuck?

Shut up, you faggot.
10 years ago
i wasn't looking at his ass
10 years ago
^liar
10 years ago
it is a little hypnotic
10 years ago
^better explanation.
10 years ago
kind of a nice shape really
10 years ago
*scrolls up
10 years ago
Thunderous man booty
10 years ago
Off Topic
Dik, Molson Ice really sucks. Can you talk to someone up there and see what you can do?
10 years ago
Don't give toolman any compliments. And Nix, don't encourage dik, he's fresh out of toolman rehab.
10 years ago
i'm actually not that fussy about beer...i'll drink any beer...but ya molson ice sucks
10 years ago
I'm drinking it, don't get me wrong, but it is shitty. See what you can do.
10 years ago
Dik you beat me too it man. I was thinkin bout saying it...
10 years ago
Go with AB products.
10 years ago
That shit is garbage.
10 years ago
HEY!!!
10 years ago
Sorry, it's shit.
10 years ago
I like grape juice.
10 years ago
I like orange crush
10 years ago
1rish your fuckin goverment regulates what %alchahol in your piss water,by canadian on this side of the border!
10 years ago
You have no clue what you are talking about. We can buy high gravity beer now. So fuck off, snow nigger.
10 years ago
AB products suck balls. Go with a microbrew or just something from a small brewery.
10 years ago
Lemonade?
10 years ago
i do know shit wad! i work at molsons.
10 years ago
and i would like to add that due to the shortage of hops, your gov. uses cow shit as a replacement.
10 years ago
Hahahaha, you make shitty beer for a living.
10 years ago
drinking american beer is like screwing in a canoe, they're both fucking near water...the tat looks like it might be the salmon arm salute
10 years ago
I *gag* want to *gag* unsee that.... Butt I can't...
10 years ago
See the post from yesterday...you cant "unsee" things...
10 years ago
just email this personaly to dik, dont make us inocent bastards go through this shit
10 years ago
Your not innocent.
10 years ago
Not anymore he isn't.
10 years ago
Innocence is "Birth" then youre fucked FOREVER!!!
10 years ago
I wish I was fucked forever, but I don't think I can gasm that long.
10 years ago
Not innocent, but he sure is a bastard.
10 years ago
im the worse bastard ever been on mucho
10 years ago
No, no, no your not. I remember that one black kid that was on here like 6 months ago and I faked being friends with him on Myspace so that I could PS one of his pics.
10 years ago
um...so...um...

Im wondering what kinda guy takes this photo
10 years ago
^that kind
10 years ago
You do know that we are in the twentieth century and even the Fuji disposable camera's have self timers on them you fucking playstation playing idiots!
10 years ago
What's a PlayStation?
10 years ago
is this your home or your workplace?
(i don't know what would be more depressing)
10 years ago
It looks like he was the less popular village person...the sleeveless shirt plumber....or just a pedophile, its hard to tell.
10 years ago
Probably both. And an agressive inline skater, cause those guys are faggy.
10 years ago
Good point.
10 years ago
Shake it more than twice...
10 years ago
Omg, that took some balls. Hahahahaha

I see you've got the white guy disappearing ass syndrome. Maybe you had an ass when you were younger, but it's slowly disappearing. By the time you retire your ass will be gone, your gut will be huge, and your legs will be skinny. You will look like a potato on toothpicks.
10 years ago
It'll look like a frog wearing double knit pants.
10 years ago
ever heard of workout and be a man in the wood ?
10 years ago
classic plantshit, it's getting rarer
10 years ago
Hahah it never get's old. Just wait till tonight's post. YAK YOU BETTER PUT THAT UP!
10 years ago
Hank, I'm glad to see that you took such notice of my ass and took deep thought into what you said about it. I guess with your wife so close to birth now that you see sexual appeal in almost everything you look at, huh.
10 years ago
your ass is pretty sweet
10 years ago
now thats gay
10 years ago
:'(
10 years ago
wierd toilet
10 years ago
better that the woods junglehead
10 years ago
Gaaaaaaayyyyyy!
10 years ago
nice ass....
10 years ago
*scrolls up again
10 years ago
doesnt sound gay when i say it though
10 years ago
Yes, it does.
10 years ago
It sounds disturbingly gay
10 years ago
lmao... is that the Zoolander face?
10 years ago
lol the "magnum"
10 years ago
that's obviously "blue steel" you noob
10 years ago
disgusting
10 years ago
Yes, your girlfriend is.
10 years ago
Or was that your boyfriend?
10 years ago
damn u chinaska! my girl is one cute hottie..
10 years ago
^post naked please!^
10 years ago
Why is he all red? A little blushing for the camera?
10 years ago
still not looking at his ass
10 years ago
*cough*bullshit*cough*
10 years ago
computer screens all over the world are plastered with jizz thanks to toolman...*shudders*
10 years ago
The horror....the horror
10 years ago
yeah he does look like kurtz.
10 years ago
What has been seen, cannot be unseen :(
10 years ago
Deja, do you reconize the shirt. The only thing missing is the beagle over the shoulder.
10 years ago
so you mean your not frank zappa? NOOOOOOO
10 years ago
Wait, is this ebaums?
10 years ago
it's kinda like an add-on
10 years ago
*creates account at manlove.com using toolman's pic as profile pic
10 years ago
Blam!
5 years ago
One of my first mucho memories....
5 years ago
he didn't even get bono's tits for this...it was just a labor of love
5 years ago
Nauseating
5 years ago
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