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Matrix Fightclub

Woulda been better if the mouths synced up a little more, but some of it is pretty funny.

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by yak

submitted March 8th 2008

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Morphyous was the man.
9 years ago
Morpheus was more so...
9 years ago
"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"
My favorite quote.
9 years ago
"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
9 years ago
"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."
9 years ago
"Bob. Bob had bitch tits."
9 years ago
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
9 years ago
or, in the cut version of that scene "I wanna have your abortion"
9 years ago
"And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you."
9 years ago
I've noticed that the younger generation doesn't get Fight Club. It's too bad. Definitely one of the best movies ever.
9 years ago
ha, that was pretty good
9 years ago
Yeah, I thought the matrix started out as an awesome idea, then the movies went downhill, and I was never much into fight club, but this was well mixed.
9 years ago
Robert Paulson was NEO? Whoa...
9 years ago
His name was Mr. Anderson. His name was Mr. Anderson. His name...
9 years ago
Dumb fuck! Robert Paulson was the character from fight club. Get your shit right before you come with. Dumb fuck!
9 years ago
he was doing the "Robert Paulson" with neo's real name, like they did with bob when bob died.
9 years ago
ha ha haa! right in the face!



what a dumbass
9 years ago
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