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New President Revealed Early!

Thanks to the crack reporting of The Onion, we now know the new president!

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by yak

submitted March 8th 2008

36 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (36)
Fake.
9 years ago
No, Really!
9 years ago
I quite haven't found the humor in The Onion yet.
9 years ago
its like modern madtv, you might laugh at 1 joke per skit, but overall its all crap
9 years ago
I like The Onion. It's pretty funny.
9 years ago
Very well done.
9 years ago
Yep, our elections are a fucking joke.
9 years ago
they are ridiculous...fuck is going on down there??
9 years ago
nothing like that bullshit in canada...not really saying it's better or worse...just much less bullshit
9 years ago
Its true though McCain will win. Doesnt really matter a Novie Black man a Dyke or a rich old white man they're all fuck bags
9 years ago
*Novice
9 years ago
Don't worry dik, you'll get your voting machines soon enough, once some upstart new party gains enough popularity to ruin the whole scam.
9 years ago
i can't see mccain living through the election stretch...seen him lately? lookin a little pale
9 years ago
They kept Cheney that alive by Making him a Cyborg they'll keep that cunt alive
9 years ago
some people will think this is real
9 years ago
it is real james!



werent you paying attention!
9 years ago
And some people think Days of Our Lives is real too!
9 years ago
It's not? :(
9 years ago
You mean Gilligan's Island wasn't real, either?!?
9 years ago
The island is real, right in Hollywood
9 years ago
*woosh* Did you see that, Jamie? That was sarcasm, flying right over your head.
9 years ago
*whoooooshhh*
9 years ago
smerf pwned
9 years ago
is this supposed to be funny or informative?
9 years ago
Niether!
9 years ago
Diebold also makes those willy wonka-ish tubes that suck your money up to bank tellers, so, naturally, they are to be trusted,
9 years ago
What! A cure for sucking dick?
9 years ago
i hate cripples
9 years ago
I hate you, Kike lover.
9 years ago
kike lover?
9 years ago
well, satire... but actually it's kind of true. in america there is always one candidate and his clone running for president and the people can decide which corporate financed ass hole they want... the next step is indeed the russian democracy...
9 years ago
It was demonstrated years ago how easy it was to untraceably hack a diebold to add and subtract as many votes as desired. The same machines they used, without fixing, in the recent primaries. Hand recounts showed the diebolds to be inaccurate, often impossibly so. Major recounts were blocked (the New Hampshire recount was actually stopped by Paypal.)
9 years ago
i read sth like that too... they tried to use those machines where i live too... but of cause there was critizism
9 years ago
(i accidentally hit the post button too early)

...i just wanted to say that i don't trust computer voting either...
9 years ago
Does that fall into the same catagory as trusting the poloticians too?
9 years ago
...no computers have good souls, but
"poloticians" are the devil's breed...
9 years ago
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