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FMG-9

Just in case you run into trouble while taking out the trash..

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by vag

submitted February 28th 2008

65 comments
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comments (65)
I want one and I dont even have a dog to protect.
9 years ago
I want one for the impending zombie attack.
Just watched 28 Weeks Later..
9 years ago
^sweet. All I have to defend myself from a zombie attack is a fine range of kitchen utensils, but it will go down Shaun of the Dead style.
9 years ago
God damn I hated both of those movies.
9 years ago
You know, what it comes to zombies, I'm all about the shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw
9 years ago
Yeah but your baseball bat has to have a nail in it.
9 years ago
I found Shaun of the dead depressing since it's actually possible in the UK that there could exist three pussies in the same room that don't know how to use a gun.
9 years ago
What's a "gun"?
9 years ago
haha on youtube everyone was leaving comments like "god bless america"

this seems kinda pointless to me if i was gonna carry a gun around i wouldnt need it to fold into a box id just put it in my waistband
9 years ago
I can see someone unfolding it backwards and shooting themselves. Or fumbling it while unfolding, getting their ass shot by the other gun-wielding dog-walkers.
9 years ago
After reading tonights comments, Yeah!
9 years ago
Would be pretty cool, save for the fact thats glocks are shit
9 years ago
no not in this case their reliable work under extreme conditions kinda like an ak you can throw sand in the fucker and it will still work. There the original polymer-framed firearms...
9 years ago
uhh, I don't know about that
9 years ago
i agree with you that glocks are crap...id take an h&k or a sig over a glock any day
9 years ago
I found the .45 Glock 21 more comfortable and more accurate than an equivalent H&K, don't know 'bout reliability cuz I only use hired range guns.
9 years ago
it's important to have a fold up automatic weapon while at the dog park
9 years ago
Driving around for work I see a lot of old men walking their poodles or schnauzers or whatever, while carrying a baseball bat, or the stout end of a pool cue with a nail sticking out of it. Those geriatrics dont fuck around.
9 years ago
The pit bulls are loose? Let me get my flashlight.
9 years ago
good point
9 years ago
hey Dik! your a goddamn faggot
9 years ago
Hahahah
9 years ago
Dik you goddamn faggot, are you gonna take that from a noob?
9 years ago
Seems so.
9 years ago
Dik? *tumbleweed drifts by...*
9 years ago
He just joined today!!!Hahahahahahaha
9 years ago
well, now that they said they will never manufacture this, everyone will want. Me?... maybe... would be fun to make swiss cheese out of your garbage cans, scare the neighbors...
9 years ago
can you be arrested for shooting the shit out of your own trash cans?
9 years ago
You can be arrested for carrying a blackberry that some senile old paranoid bitch who watches too much TV mistakes for a remote bomb detonator that you are gonna use to destroy a bus full of fucking poor immigrants and welfare bums.
9 years ago
Have a bad day El_?
9 years ago
Naw I read some story about that last week. The details are fuzzy 'cause I was drunk but the conclusion was that some dude got arrested at gunpoint 'cause some old lady though he was a terrorist 'cause of his blackberry or cellphone or something.
9 years ago
Don't let the geek squad know that you don't know all the facts straight. They may have to go out and buy another dictionary.
9 years ago
Dumbass, dictionaries are online.
9 years ago
I use mine all the time, it's built into my macbook.
9 years ago
If police arent familiar it would be a good incog weapon.
9 years ago
this dude is the ULTIMATE salesman!
9 years ago
He's only good because his beard gives him the confidence to succeed in todays market.
9 years ago
Haha.
9 years ago
sell it! sell it! sell it all night!
9 years ago
haha pretty odd but cool invention.


me personally i dont like guys but i love the ingenuity that went into this idea
9 years ago
he wasnt selling himselph morph, he was selling a gun... excited now?
9 years ago
aww...

but i really liked the guy
9 years ago
you just said you 'personally don't like guys'... Hypocrite.
9 years ago
Yeah morph you pretty much fucked that one up.
9 years ago
When I first read you post I knew what you were gonna say so read it as "I dont like guns".
9 years ago
Morphs Black of course he like guns. He also shoots them sidways
9 years ago
it's a cool concept, but the reality is, in the time it takes you to unfold, you're already dead...
9 years ago
Yeah just like unzipping.
9 years ago
Yeah, Tyrone, because it took sooooooo long to unfold.
9 years ago
Nigga Please!!!
9 years ago
christ, wait till the hood get them
9 years ago
You'll see a lot of brothers walking their dogs?
9 years ago
fuck yesssssssss i got to have one
9 years ago
WTF is wrong with America. A foldout sub machinegun so you can walk the dog? get a fucking treadmill!
9 years ago
That gives me an idea...
9 years ago
Dogmills!! get your dogmill! walk the dog in the safety of your own home with the All American Dogmill (patent pending)
9 years ago
Your idea sucks.
9 years ago
Then you have to come up with the shitmill.
9 years ago
getting the mail? who's mailbox is in a warzone?
9 years ago
Iranian.
9 years ago
^ha hopefully so then he can keep us updated about all the muslim cunts the big bad US soldiers have killed around him.
9 years ago
I LIKE IT!
It would make me feel safer when Tyrone & -Morph- were posting their comments.
9 years ago
simply Bad Ass.
9 years ago
sweet! its the LaptopGun from Perfect Dark!
9 years ago
hell yeah
9 years ago
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