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When you have blowup dolls.....

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by yak

submitted February 27th 2008

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Dirtyrottensteve?
10 years ago
yup
10 years ago
steve likes the male dolls
10 years ago
what a bitch
10 years ago
Don't invest in a blow up doll, get married, and in two years time, your wife will be just as stiff and cold.
10 years ago
but shell be ALOT heavier and not as pretty
10 years ago
But you won't have to put up with constant nagging.
10 years ago
daR
10 years ago
The blow-up doll won't max-out 5 credit cards.
10 years ago
Kojach, you wait another 2 weeks and she's alot lighter, slippery for your convenience and poseable.
10 years ago
Even the cheapest wedding ceremony would cost more than a blow-up doll. think i'll go with the doll.
10 years ago
but can the doll cook a steak? can the doll be told to shut up with a brick?
10 years ago
A real man cooks his own steaks. And, yes, the doll could be told to shut up with a brick... or a knife ... or a broken bottle.
10 years ago
sorry guys... i'd take a woman's warm spit on my cock anyday... you can keep the cold plastic
10 years ago
puncture repair kit at the ready
10 years ago
Reason you need hookers: More likely to keep it up. Less likely to keep it (rots off).
10 years ago
The quality control on the Real Doll has really gone downhill.
10 years ago
Think I'd rather have a teddybabe.
10 years ago
How does one get aroused by a blow up doll?
10 years ago
One gets aroused by the porn videos that are playing, not the blow up doll itself.
10 years ago
I see; experience talking perchance?
10 years ago
Nice butt in the vid, there, Apathy...Do you work out?
10 years ago
*blushes*
10 years ago
No if you go by his stomach. I believe it's from thrusting alot.
10 years ago
ask dirtyrottensteve.
10 years ago
I used to sell blow up dolls at the porno shop. The guys that would actually break down and buy a doll just didn't give a damn. It was always a challenge not to bust a gut laughing, or at least snicker a little...but those dolls were expensive items and I got a cut of some of that action. One guy in particular stands out...he bought his doll, took "her" to the sleazy-mart next door and inflated her at the air pump. He put her on the back of his bike (bicycle) and rode down the street with his lady, naked as the day she was manufactured.
10 years ago
haha...naked as the day she was manufactured...haha
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Must have been love at first sight.
10 years ago
probably the best thing about the job was that i ended up getting together with the one girl that worked our shift. she was, by default, the hotest girl at the porn shop, the stuff of fantasies of alot of men (being the actual girl that sold them the porn causes that). not all the pervs knew that i was having my way with her on a daily basis, but it wasn't hard to find out. and, it was 4:20 at that job more than once a night...some days it seemed like the clock was stuck at twenty after four...good times...and, one of the other guys who worked with us was outrageously in love with her (which i was oblivious to) and i would tell him stories along the lines of how she would get all mad because i would play video games instead of spend time with her, but i would give her the option to suck my dick while i was playing and if she did a good enough job i'd stop playing (alas, i never stopped). plus, i could have banged that guy's baby mama anytime i wanted.
10 years ago
you made me laught !
10 years ago
Remenisce much?
10 years ago
should write a book!
10 years ago
i find one of thoose dolls at the recycle station , unfortenly it had some holes , that not even those bicycle wheel fixers couldnt fix.
10 years ago
But, you don't need a doll because you have sex with roadkill, right? Meat as meat, right fuckstick?

*Antshit puts on a little cologne before cruising the highway at dawn to look for a new girlfriend*
10 years ago
a real hunter take the easiest kills
10 years ago
that guys penis is sad.
10 years ago
cheer it up chuckles
10 years ago
yak, i take it this is your home video?
10 years ago
Reminds me of that movie "Lars and the real girl" except this aint no real doll.
10 years ago
what have i been missing?
10 years ago
who the fuck video tapes themselves with a blowup doll?
10 years ago
so the guy has this hot doll and just stands there like a statue and makes her do all the work?
10 years ago
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