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Matt Lauer has no luck

How many lies, half truths, fibs, and hysterical statements can one man make?

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by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE2

submitted February 22nd 2008

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youre glib
9 years ago
So true.
9 years ago
lol he looks like hes about to get in his face and fight.

p.s. matt lauer is sooo hot.
9 years ago
If you wanted to, you could think about Matt Lauer while you and I get it on. I wouldn't be offended.
9 years ago
Matt lauer is a stupid jew! And bush is a fucknugget as usual
9 years ago
It would have been cool to see if Matt would headbutt Georgie....
9 years ago
Someone get this jackass out of my office...
9 years ago
Oooh I will.........
9 years ago
mmmm, My boss is a bumbling idiot.
9 years ago
ya
9 years ago
Most bosses are.

I am my own boss.
9 years ago
Hank, your boss is a bumbling idiot too....
9 years ago
I left that open. I was wondering who would be weak and lame enough to take it. Thanks Super.
9 years ago
It's what I'm here for, apparently....
9 years ago
You fill that tiny, tiny need.
9 years ago
I'm a firm believer on torture. I come to this site and read the same lame ass arguements every night by you intelligent dunb asses don't I?
9 years ago
*dumb
9 years ago
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9 years ago
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9 years ago
dunbass
9 years ago
How ironic is it to misspell "dumbasses"? And then try to correct it and STILL not get it straight. And also not notice the other misspelling (unless "arguements" was added to the dictionary in the last 15 minutes).
9 years ago
Hey! Cool! I can just disagree with the law and do what I want? Right on!
9 years ago
You can if you're president of the U.S. George does it every day.
9 years ago
Why cant non-presidential type do it too?
9 years ago
Because most of us can't buy an election, beezy.
9 years ago
True-dat.
9 years ago
i wonder if he's willing to discuss techniques
9 years ago
Within the law?
9 years ago
Who's Matt Lauer?
9 years ago
get a tv noob
9 years ago
I have one.
9 years ago
Hank, he's an investigative reporter in the U.S. You've really never heard of him?
9 years ago
And the war is vs. whom? What a fucking idiot...
9 years ago
KICK HIS ASS DUBYA!!! I hate G Dub, but he is right on this one. Fuck you Matt. He is the leader of the free world, you are a morning talk show host. Go fuck yourself.
9 years ago
matt is way smarter than the leader of the free world...sad
9 years ago
How is he "right on this one"?
9 years ago
I think Bush is bi-curious.
9 years ago
I think he's bi-polar.
9 years ago
Maybe he's bionic.
9 years ago
I wish he would just go bye.
9 years ago
we all do, we all do...
9 years ago
I'm going with Bush being para-intelligent.
9 years ago
Proxy-intelligent with mice chewing on the wires and a server filled with porn spam and viruses.
9 years ago
i think torture is ok if yorue POSITIVE the info gathered will save lives and protect form terrorist attacks.


oh that same note if it turns out you tortured the wrong guy it should be publicly announced an appology and serious restitutions to that person or people in question so there is no doubt about secrets or coverups or anything of the sort.. and also penalties/sanctions against the offending nation/government. this way they will seriously think twice about using those methods and make damn sure they have the right man.
9 years ago
If you took three guys up in a helicopter and asked them all one question, and the first guy didn't answer, throw his ass out. Then ask the other two the question again, and if the second guy doesn't answer, then throw his ass out too. I'll bet you wouldn't have to ask the question again but if you did, just go get three more guys. Sooner or later, someone is going to talk.
9 years ago
Yeah, someone is going to talk you fucking nitwit. And it's almost certain to be 100% bullshit, because as has been proven to be the case time and time again, information obtained from torture is not reliable. If you don't know anything and they're threatening to throw you out of a helicopter, aren't you going to become pretty fucking creative, pretty fucking quickly? Eh dumbass? Or if you're crazy enough to be a suicide bomber in the first place, aren't you going to be crazy enough not to give a shit that they're going to throw you out of a helicopter, in order to save the terrorist mission? Go get fucked you nitwit.
9 years ago
And even if you didn't do it, sure as hell your going to say you did to save your ass aren't you ,so what then ?
9 years ago
Torturing people is a pretty good way to make people who don't give a shit about you into people who will stop at nothing to kill you.
9 years ago
yea lets just pick up 3 random people and start torturing them kill em off in front of eachother at 1 at a time and if we find out there not terrorists kill em anyway...it saves alot of problems that way
9 years ago
You're all correct but, I do believe that it still has a tiny place.

Look at torture like you do insulin . Obviously, you don't want to give it to everyone but there are circumstances when it needs to be used. You have to know that its necessary before administering it but if done correctly you will either have a) concious diabetic or b) the information that you need.

It is possible to catch someone in the act yet you still cant read their mind.
9 years ago
What a great analagy from torture to diabeties ha ha but yes it does have it places like say some peado has a little girl locked up in some basement and the only way to find her is to stick his testicles in a vice grips and pull off his finger nails with plyers .
9 years ago
Yeah, but isnt that called capital punishment?
9 years ago
Actually, (sadly) this is one of Bush's more fluid, effective conversations. Oh, and btw...FUCK KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED!
9 years ago
He had nothing to do with 9-11 you know that right?
9 years ago
Apparently Claude doesn't realize that this asshole received extensive coaching prior to the interview, that it was heavily edited, and that they demanded to review the show before it was aired.
9 years ago
Bush 4 more years!! Thank you for keeping us safe since 9/11! God help us if the bitch or nigger get in.
9 years ago
Brainless shitball eater.
9 years ago
and then some.
9 years ago
Yeah, "safe SINCE 9/11". I love how you gloss right over 9/11 itself. Or... Emmm... Whose watch did that date fall under? Let me think...
9 years ago
So Bush doesn't want to talk about torture techniques "because we don't want the enemy to adjust." Is he afraid that the terrrrrists will grow gills to withstand waterboarding?
9 years ago
Yes! If they grow gills, then we won't be able to use that technique and will have to replace it with another.
9 years ago
G-Dub sounds like an old time gangster. "I'm protecting the American People." BULLSHIT. What if I dont want to pay protection money anymore, are you gonna destroy my little shop. That goes to show, voting in America is useless. I say Kill the bastard. yea i said it.
9 years ago
It wouldn't bother me a bit if he was assassinated.

Assassin is a cool word.
9 years ago
comes from the word hashish.. so i hear
9 years ago
That's what they say.
9 years ago
Do you two go to the same library?
9 years ago
Have you been to a library?
9 years ago
No.
9 years ago
I say theses Ass as sin in the library
9 years ago
dik, that's just a stupid fucking myth.

Its Hassassin - a follower of Hassan.

"Hassan, in fact, was a hashish prohibitionist. He argued that the Koran's ban on alcohol was a ban on all intoxicants, so his assassins were drug free terrorists. Except in the false Paradise where they were served wine as one of the joys of heaven. So, it is desire for alcohol not hashish that helped motivate the Assassins." Thats the story.
9 years ago
i don't know oranje...i've heard it from several non related sources non of which i can think of right now...you could be right
9 years ago
I am right, & im going to reference this as an example of how wikipedia is a shitty source of information.

The people who say it comes from them smoking or being related to hashish are basing that on silly assumptions. Its just a common myth that is perpetuated through lack of research. It just doesn't make any sense.
9 years ago
Whether the hashish origin story is true or not, it makes just as much "sense" as your story.
9 years ago
Had lawyers look at it , hey Jugdish can you afford a lawyer to sue America, Bush is sooo stoopid
9 years ago
Bush is like a fucken old broken record, no matter what the question is, his answer is always : "My job here is ta protect you and your family" I mean shit...youd think hed have at least one or two rebutals after 8 years in office.
9 years ago
January 2009: The end of an error.
9 years ago
Won't someone shoot this bumbling idiot
9 years ago
Nice to see how the vast majority of you now seem to acknowledge the fact that your illustrious President, is in fact, a complete and utter moron.

I don't think you even realise how much attitudes have changed since Saddam was hanged.
9 years ago
smart people always knew he was stupid
9 years ago
you aint seen nothing yet, wait tell the next false flag op against us, and they suspend the elections and g.w.b. never steps down. you heard it here first folks.
9 years ago
Who ever claimed he wasn't an idiot?

Who has ever called him illustrious?

Oranjepoon, you are a bozo.
9 years ago
If there is another Black Op. Revolt should be the correct answer.
9 years ago
First smart thing I have heard come out of his mouth!
9 years ago
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