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The Life of a Male Stripper

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Male strippers take so much man (woman) handling...

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by yak

submitted February 20th 2008

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So what? Female strippers ride disgusting trolls all day long.
9 years ago
but female strippers dont let you touch them

if you have a stripper at your bachelor party you wont get anything but a dancing naked bitch but if your would-be wife has a male stripper at her bachelorette party she will most likely be sucking his dick
9 years ago
kojach is quite correct.

9 years ago
Is that why you put off marrying Deja?
9 years ago
BanHelsing..... smite him!!!!
9 years ago
That would only confirm the BanHammers insecurities.
9 years ago
yeah when u get a lapdance u cant touch the girls or say anything dirty or you get kicked out. So female strippers have it way better
9 years ago
actually more often than not the guys don't get naked as much as the female ones at bachelor/bachelorette parties. me and my buddies have never had a problem touching the chicks at these kinds of parties either. although we don't exactly look like the typical fat gremlins that frequent strip clubs.
9 years ago
Legendary, you can't touch the strippers during a lapdance?! MOVE! lol
9 years ago
8 to 80 deaf dumb or crazy!
9 years ago
fuck dude in the uk they cant even grind you, theres like a distance rule, both hands on the arms of the chair while the chick dances, queer as crap.
9 years ago
Correct, hotshot. You like like the fat gremlins that don't frequent strip clubs.
9 years ago
congrats smerf youve managed to make absolutely no fucking sense
9 years ago
To hell with strippers, for the same money you could get some chick to come to your house, do a dance, then follow through.
9 years ago
You can touch female strippers in 3 easy steps: 1) Enter the VIP lounge. 2) Politely ask if you can touch. 3) Flash that C-note.
9 years ago
i want to become a stripper,
im not even joking,
i have a friend who suggested me,
9 years ago
That's called sarcasm, Iranian.
9 years ago
I've touched dozens of strippers and it didn't take a C-Note or asking or the vip room.
9 years ago
WTF how do i skip lines...er.... ok I'll try now.....
<br /><br />DAMMIT!
9 years ago
LOL

Noob.
9 years ago
Is there a defibulator on site?
9 years ago
and hes getting paid. not a bad deal.
9 years ago
HE'S GETTING SUCKED OFF BY AN OLD LADY!!!
9 years ago
BUT HES GETTIN PIZAID
9 years ago
at least she took her false teeth out first.
9 years ago
If only they were all that considerate.
9 years ago
i bet her mouth smells like popped zits, and is full of stinky denture bacteria, all creamy and yellow...
9 years ago
I'm willing to be he wishes he had the Unbirthday guys job instead...
9 years ago
DIRTYROTTENSTEVE2, you weirdly sound like you know what your talking about, pray tell ?
9 years ago
HEY, atleast she took out the ole chompers
9 years ago
if only they were all that considerate.
9 years ago
So I guess sucking stripper dick is a common practice? Gross
9 years ago
if only they were all that considerate.
9 years ago
This guy gets ladies excited? I'd look better than him even if I didn't shave off all my body hair and grease up my chest.
9 years ago
u r just jealous cause u r fat with a short penis
9 years ago
thats y my sister dumped u
9 years ago
She sure gets around.
9 years ago
Irainian, i'd love to rape your, face of a camels ass looking sister of yours so all your family could then stone her to death for bringing shame to your already patethic goat fucking family.
9 years ago
i'd rather not be able to touch a female stripper than suck some guys dick after a bunch of old ladies did.
9 years ago
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