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Not the x-5 son!

I'm betting you have to be a rapper to want this

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by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE2

submitted February 13th 2008

46 comments
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Not the x-5 son!
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comments (46)
that would be nice to listen to slayer in
9 years ago
agreed
9 years ago
yup,or some D.R.I.!!!...but also w/ all that system i wounder how fucking pyschobilly would sounds like? massive bass
9 years ago
or just that few seconds near the end in the song Failure In The Flesh by Though The Eyes of the Dead, the bass would make your head blow up
9 years ago
intro to raining blood. XD
9 years ago
im gonna go ahead and be the negroe, and see if can get some Lil Jon up in this bee-yatch
9 years ago
p.s.
no respevtable gangsta actually listen to Lil Jon, only crackas do.... just like Snoop Dogg
9 years ago
*respectable
9 years ago
Fuck Lil John.. Eazy-MuthaFucken-E Gimmie That nut, i bet would song great
9 years ago
sound*
9 years ago
hey eazy e sucked and so do you
9 years ago
I would so crank up my Tiffany in this car.
9 years ago
gee golly willickers guys, how about puttin on the ritz? that would be SWELL! <cough> claude is a FAG <cough>
9 years ago
puttin on the ritz is the most fucked up song ever
9 years ago
i like ritz crackers
9 years ago
"<cough> claude is a FAG <cough>" that's good, coming from someone who goes by the name shitdick1.
9 years ago
that's pretty funny considering i can look down and see what you had for dinner last night
9 years ago
btw, no more corn please, clogs the drain in the shower
9 years ago
Is this the illustrious X5 I keep hearing about?
9 years ago
Nope. I'm not sure what the connection is.
9 years ago
x5 is a bmw suv

hit the x5 is from a video of some guy that tried to park in front of a quickie mart and some niggers wouldnt let him so he hit their x5 and broke the window
9 years ago
And I'm assuming he freaked and said "Not the X5 son!"
9 years ago
Is that the one where they stomped the shit out of the people afterwards? There were two of them and they were Asian, right?
9 years ago
indeed it is! I dont know shit about cars but I know my asian assault videos
9 years ago
I think the problem was that the Black guys wanted the spot, but the Asians wouldn't give it up (plus, they got there first), and then they got into a fight. The Asian guy got in the car and the Black guys punched the hole in their window and pulled him out. Then the Asian guy made the mistake of breaking the Black guy's window and got fucked up. Some little Black guy comes after he's on the floor to snatch his wallet. What a bunch of low lives.
9 years ago
lmao.... it wasnt that complicated, picture it as if Barrack Obama walked into a Nazi training camp..
9 years ago
no..
it was a white family that parked their car in front of a quickie mart, with some niggers standing in front of it.
one of them told the guy behind the wheel to back it up. a few times, actually, before he started swinging at the driver through the open window, and trying to open the door. so a passenger got out, some younger man, who walked up to the car next to it, the X5, and smashed the back window in. so the nigger went after him, kicked his ass terribly, robbed him, and left, just before the cops came.
9 years ago
Head..He hit the back window and smashed it with his head..then some nigger said "not the x5 son"
9 years ago
I haven't said it in a while, but that vid made me say it
"Fucking niggers"
9 years ago
Me, too. But it looked like a ghetto neighborhood. Can't really blame it on the fact that the people happened to be Black.
9 years ago
El_Wanko: So this black guy was out with his girlfriend, walking along in the evening. She looked through a store window and saw a nice necklace. "I fshizzle wish I got one of those 'round my neck, yo!", she said. So he took a brick and smashed the window and took it. Further down the street she saw some nice shoes, so he took a brick and smashed the window and gave her the shoes. Then she saw this really fancy dress in another store. "Dat's some fine-ass dressy shit nigga, break dat window an' get dat for me." And the guy said "Damn, bitch, you think I's made a bricks?"
9 years ago
^^^^lmao...... wait.... fuck you!!!
9 years ago
pretty sure you could phase through solid materials if you cranked this thing up.

9 years ago
Where do you put the flux capacitor?
9 years ago
Up your ass.
9 years ago
You're funny like a dude with a nipple ring.
9 years ago
Set properly, this could bring down the Ambassador Bridge.....
9 years ago
thats what sheee said
9 years ago
not the ford focus son.
9 years ago
ford probe sounds more loserish
9 years ago
noh te RX-8 fucking mongoliaans
9 years ago
Nigga this shit is fake!


that aint no X-5
9 years ago
RX-5, Morph. Don't let this dumbass confuse you
9 years ago
Pretty dumb.
9 years ago
9/10 would play barry manilow in
4 years ago
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