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Christianity

Heh, zombie Jesus!

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by smerf

submitted February 13th 2008

58 comments
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Christianity
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+ Another to team poster, rival of Archman
10 years ago
where is that guy?
9 years ago
He is molting his shell
9 years ago
Old but true. Christianity needs to go the way of the dodo. I'm sick of this shit. Its the 21st century for christ's sake.
10 years ago
Your last statement makes that whole comment very ironic.
10 years ago
I cant tell if it was intentional.
9 years ago
Goddam you heathens.
9 years ago
Well that's ONE way of looking at it.
10 years ago
the other is that the person who made this is going to hell very very soon...
10 years ago
...by hell you mean South Beach, its pretty hot down there.
10 years ago
I can't wait to force my fellow man to get on their knees and please Jesus. He wants you to gargle with his love.

I am the favored bloodletter of the war god Christ.
10 years ago
what's up balls? nice to see you...don't be such a stranger
10 years ago
yeah, really. jees.
9 years ago
I've needed my space while I reaclimatize myself to Canadian culture. That and some other bullshit... or something.... get off my back!
9 years ago
Thats what she said
9 years ago
balls seems touchy...touchy balls get it??hahhahaha
9 years ago
oh dear dik.
9 years ago
you misspelled whammy
9 years ago
Enjoy eternal damnation smerf.
10 years ago
Please, I'm from Seattle. It'll take around 6000 years for me to dry out, much less actually start burning.
9 years ago
Which is actually kind of funny, because I'm a Christian.
9 years ago
Then you are a fool.
9 years ago
christianity is no crazier than scientology hank
9 years ago
I didn't say it was. What are you on about?
9 years ago
irony hank skip it
9 years ago
L. Ron Hubbard will smite you for that.
9 years ago
geez what a pussy.....ive had bus rides that looked more torturous than that
10 years ago
hmm well if you mix the bible with hollywood creativity, then i guess i can see how it would sound absurd to someone whom knows nothing about christianity. however, it really doesn't have much to do with zombies or magic spells.
10 years ago
Christianity has nothing to do with magic, what about the Salem witch trials ...not to mention The Spanish Inquistion
10 years ago
And it says that "the dead shall walk" during the Apocalypse... that sounds pretty zombie-ish. And what about Jesus doing all his stupid parlor tricks?
10 years ago
has anyone made a jesus apocalyptic zombie film yet? Its about time.
10 years ago
Hotshot is afucking idiot christian. Don't even talk to him. Christians are beyond reason, they have 'faith'. Hahahahah
10 years ago
hotshot, you must have stayed on the meds, I havent seen a 30 paragraph post from you in a while...
10 years ago
HOTSHIT is a brainwashed christian puppy
9 years ago
Turning water into wine seems like a magic trick to me.
9 years ago
Nothing to do with zombies? Fine. Then what do YOU call it when a dead person starts getting up and walking around? Hmm?
9 years ago
I would call it a good description of how I felt this morning when I attempted to get up for work.

Beer is not always a good thing.
9 years ago
Gin is... not really...but i like it alot so....
9 years ago
Gin ERF! Liquid pine trees isnt meant for human consumption!
9 years ago
hey now....its made from juniper berries...get it right
9 years ago
There is no food in this high mountain!
Well, what about the juniper bushes over there?
9 years ago
lets make alchohol!!!! so lyzshiz can have some!!!
9 years ago
Gin is the most rancid concoction known to man.
9 years ago
gIN IS DELICIOUS.
9 years ago
that really pisses you off huh
9 years ago
Maybe.
9 years ago
Hank Chinaski will love this.
10 years ago
I've seen this kinda stuff a thousand times. Nothing will make those religious dumbfucks see the light of day.
10 years ago
hey hank you see balls?
10 years ago
Saw him.
10 years ago
no i was asking if you see balls
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
^Gay.
9 years ago
^ + ^^ Dorks
9 years ago
REPOSTER!
10 years ago
you really wanted to be the first to say that,didn't you
9 years ago
well im gona go drink cause the only thing that goes well with religion is alcohol
9 years ago
and sodomy.
9 years ago
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