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Lizard Lady

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I'm sure all of you will complain that she isn't green all over....

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by yak

submitted February 3rd 2008

36 comments
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This blows. She's not green all over.

It does make me want to DL Land of the Lost episodes.
10 years ago
im glad i wasn't the only one who wasn't satisfied with her not being green all over. what a disappointment.
10 years ago
It's a "sleazestack" Get it?
10 years ago
I get it, it just sucks. Stick to your political commentary, comedy's apparently not your strong suit.
10 years ago
As is your flaccid attempt at a retort. Where are the flashy and colorful uses of the word, fuck or gay?
10 years ago
The rare and elusive Jamaican Horny Toad.
10 years ago
Horny toads are cool, I caught one last spring and gave it to my nephew to keep as a pet.
10 years ago
What do you feed it, deeznuts?
10 years ago
Beernuts.
10 years ago
is this sopos to be from WoW? aka a troll?
10 years ago
Oh yah man!
10 years ago
Yeah, this is a scene from Whores of Warcraft. Shitty porn but brings the lolz.
10 years ago
i would definately fuck this girl...


its the furriness that does it for me. minus the facial fang things on her cheeks.
10 years ago
HAHAHA!!! its like a guy with tits and a pussy, cuz it likes WoW enuff 2 paint itself green(but not all the way, pussy) and it masturbates!
10 years ago
I am the make-up artist who did the SFX make-up for this. I shit you not. If you don't believe me go to my website ThousandFacesLA.com and see for yourself.

Now, about her not being totally green...

If I had put green make-up on her pussy she would have rubbed it off and the make-up would have mixed with her "natural juices" and become a slimy green foamy substance resembling SNOT. Not very sexy.

I thought I was being pretty clever by coming up with the flesh colored patches all over her body. That allowed me to leave her pussy without make-up and still have her be green all over and look believable. You'll notice that there is one on her forehead and in the middle of her chest and her back.

The director originally wanted her entirely green until we both realized the "snot situation". He also wanted her to have tusks. I wasn't as happy with how those looked. I was pretty happy with the overall look though.

Director is Dez. He's pretty big in the porn world. The actress is Taylor Rain. Very cool chick. Very cooperative for the 2 hours it took to put that on her. That's not airbrush, that's all put on with a sponge, by hand. Luckily I have a very understanding wife.

The movie is one of the episodes of WhoreLore (Formerly WhoreCraft)
where elves and trolls fuck.

I can now say that i've made it...I'm on Muco Sucko!
10 years ago
jesus christ you yappy noob...not even about to read that book you wrote
10 years ago
you homo! you didn't even slip it in for a moment did you!?
10 years ago
you sponge painted her green for 2 hours and didnt fuck her brains out? at least paint your wife green and take it out on her?
10 years ago
the tusks looked horrible, by the way.
10 years ago
Taylor Rain, such a pretty name.

If I was gonna be a porn star, my name would be Harry Moon.
10 years ago
Thanks "Victorious" I think I already mentioned that I was unhappy with the tusks. Why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it.

...and I didn't fuck her because
a) She's not the total slut you think she is. Obviously she has a certain morally casual attitude, but she doesn't just randomly fuck every guy she meets like in your teenage fantasies. Also, at this point she had a boyfriend (Hence the solo sex scene, no dick)
B) I'm married dumbass!

...but it was fun.
10 years ago
listen to me noob. she is a total dirty slut. and so is your dirty slut of a wife
10 years ago
and your goddamned mother too
10 years ago
anytime, dr. "didn't-slip-it-in" bear!
10 years ago
No, he slips it in bears.
10 years ago
My wife is great enough to not mind me doing body make-up on hot naked porn stars. I'm certainly not going to do anything to screw that up.
Would YOUR wife/girlfriend put up with that?
10 years ago
Mine would beat me for not using the reply button.
10 years ago
She's a bitch like that.
10 years ago
i'm glad she beat you
10 years ago
Me too
10 years ago
My wife puts up with that after i shave her and take her out for a walk...
10 years ago
I tink i be in love mon. Dis mixes da porno i be lovin wit da sexy troll hoes i find oh so comforting... mon. Ps. She be a shaman i hopes
10 years ago
^^ can we have that in English please
10 years ago
translation:"i'm a retard, and i fap to 3d characters.."
10 years ago
Hee hee.
10 years ago
cool hulks daughter i get 1st dibs
10 years ago
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