points: 0

Smart Dogs

On the other hand, Shoot the dog for stealing your beer.

featured

by Mustang51PNA

submitted February 2nd 2008

46 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthynot muchoworthy
comments (46)
I thought the dog was smart for burying the heineken
6 years ago
the dog would have been even smarter, if he had opened the bottles and drunk it up. i don´t think the moles have a use for it.
6 years ago
heineken is crap
6 years ago
It definantly will give you a terrible headache in the morning.
6 years ago
Beer definitely improves your spelling though.
6 years ago
Definitely improves your game.
6 years ago
How GAY are you two to correct spelling?
6 years ago
That dog should get a medal for burying all that shitty beer.
6 years ago
All beer is shit, it just depends on whether or not your have the gaul to drink it
6 years ago
beer is beer it all tastes like shit and takes you to the same place
6 years ago
To the toilet. or do you just mean vomiting
6 years ago
Beer is good.
6 years ago
Beer is an aquired taste, little girls are just a fantasy.
6 years ago
not acceptable beer until its 10-20% alcohol, if its over that? well shit balls, thats a hard fuckin beer
6 years ago
I take it you only drink to get shit-faced then Boot. Do you ever go out to socialise? Maybe going out for a few pints with friends and still being able to walk home afer is just an English thing.
6 years ago
We get drunk and then walk to our cars. You poor fuckers over there wouldn't know anything about that, huh?
6 years ago
Not a case of being poor, 1rish. If you're caught driving over the limit in the UK, you get seriously hit. There is an automatic 12 month ban, 10 penalty points on your licence (if you get to 12 it's an automatic 3 month ban), a fine of £100 - £600 and, when you do get your licence back, the insurance companies hit you as well. Also the penalty points stay on your licence for ten years after the ban. Plus, if it was me, I would also lose my job as I need to drive. A guy at work crashed into a wall recently, totalled his car, which the insurers won't pay out on cuz he was drunk and when he gets his licence back it's gonna cost him over £3000 insurance to drive a shitty Peugeot 106 diesel.
6 years ago
I was just kidding.
6 years ago
Nothing is worse than driving a 106. Except, possibly, a Trabant.
6 years ago
I wasn't bitching at you, 1rish, just trying to show how hard we can get hit over here.
6 years ago
I was out lastnight & on the way home in the taxi, we had to take a different route because the police were blocking the main road. Got out the taxi & decided to take a walk down to see what was going on. A car had crashed into the sigh that display the prices on a petrol station forecourt. The car was fucked & the engine was missing. The entire engine which must weigh around half a ton was a good 100 metres down the road. I would have taken a pic on my mobile but there were 3 people stood by the car. Apparently it was a drunk driver...live and learn 1rish1.
6 years ago
I said I was kidding. You overly sensitive Brits need to chill. I've seen the Drivers Ed vids and even crashed a car drunk before. I know the dangers, but I appreciate the concern.
6 years ago
Drunk driving rocks! Especially when it's a friend's car.
6 years ago
I think he was kidding Oranje.
6 years ago
Yeah, I just wanted to tell the story. You should have seen the car, its was proper fucked.
6 years ago
Pictures, man, pictures! You should have asked them to move.
6 years ago
Bloody hell Boom. I hope you were drunk because that's the only excuse!
6 years ago
Drunk driving in Japan. There is no tolerable blood alcohol limit. Anything over 0% and you are busted. The fine for a first offense is like $3000 and you lose your license for a year, I think is how it goes.

About a year ago, a drunk driver rear ended a van and knocked it off the Kyushu bridge and the three kids inside died. Since then, like a school of fish, the entire population of the country has turned against drunk driving in an extreme way. I mean, I'm not for it, but I believe in limits. If I have a beer or two or three. I'm still alright. Basically, in Japan right now, if you have one beer you're not ok to drive until the next day. It's fucking ridiculous. Your friends will freak out and consider you a monster if you drive home an hour or so after having 2 or 3 beers.

Jesus, the groupthink ability of these people is fucking amazing.
6 years ago
I love Japan. I can't wait to go back again.
6 years ago
The countryside is good. I wouldn't want to live in Tokyo.
6 years ago
That is odd, considering the rampant alcoholism I've heard about there.
6 years ago
People take the train, subway, taxi, or ride their bike. They have a taxi service here with two drivers, one drives you home in the taxi and the other drives your car home. They also do the designated driver thing.
6 years ago
Also, I wouldn't say rampant alcoholism. There is much less hardcore drinking here than I've seen in the US.
6 years ago
Also, I wouldn't say rampant alcoholism. There is much less hardcore drinking here than I've seen in the US.
6 years ago
We have that two driver thing here too, and they do it for donations too.
6 years ago
Double post. Not my fault. The site has been having some issues this morning.

Yak, get the plunger! I think there are some turds stuck in the pipe. And by turds I mean ElPiss, PlantTurd, and Buttface clogging things up.
6 years ago
I never saw that two driver thing in the states. I wonder how they can earn a decent wage on donations.
6 years ago
It is a fairly new thing but most people are so grateful that the people show up they tip them big.
6 years ago
Just charging a little more for the service seems more reasonable.
6 years ago
I think there may be legal reasons why they can't charge.
6 years ago
The last time i drank that i was high on coke an e and had no drink left so i threw a brick through an off license window an took two trays from the display ha ha
6 years ago
Ah good times
6 years ago
that beeer sucks.

the only beer i actually liked a place that got bought out made some apple cider beer it was really good. i mis cavanaughs
6 years ago
Detroit Cobras rule.
6 years ago
*slapping knees
6 years ago
That's why I buy my beer in a keg.
6 years ago
recover password
most discussed
recent comments