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Fat Nerdy Japanese Comedian

His one trick will wear out pretty quick, I think.

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by HankChinaski

submitted February 1st 2008

47 comments
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comments (47)
Uh-oh HOTDOG!!!
10 years ago
the japs are really strange people...
10 years ago
what was your first clue
10 years ago
keitaro mencia?
10 years ago
koala bear?
10 years ago
so they are magnetic, im gonna try and stick spoons to them tonight
10 years ago
Uh.. Why the fuck post this shit? I don't speak slope! Hank, translate this shit for me.
10 years ago
He said you were a dumbass. It's visual comedy.

And nobody cares about you, anyways.
10 years ago
I guess it was so stupid I just didn't get it.

BTW, you and that shitty attitude can fucking stay in Japan.
10 years ago
Do I have your permission to stay here? Thanks, I will.

And BTW, fuck you, you racist fuck. I've got a slope in my pants for you.
10 years ago
Well, it probably points out and not in. Sorry fag, I'm not interested.

p.s. The persona I portray here on MS doesn't necessarily reflect my actual person. I'm not really a racist, I just hate you.
10 years ago
Hello im Hank from Japan, am i cool now? im in japan too maybe i should try it
10 years ago
Hello, I'm FakeAssNegro. I'm not really a racist. I just pretend to be one in order to fit in on Mucho Sucko.

You fucking pussy conformist loser.
10 years ago
No, BootHead, you wil never be cool.
10 years ago
Whatever, Hank.. You're just like every other Ex-Pat I've ever met. "I'm too cool for America. I'm gonna live someplace else and be a blow hard cock bag." You're beneath me.
10 years ago
I doubt anyone is ever beneath you, and when did I ever say I was too cool for America? I choose to live here now. That is it. I like it here. I like my life.

People's issues with Ex-Pats (a quaint term that is becoming less and less relevant)have more to do with themselves.

None of which negates your lame admission that you pretend to be a racist on Mucho in order to fit in. Seriously, how fucking pathetic can you get? And saying so doesn't make me a blowhard.
10 years ago
hank said conformist so i refuse to take him seriously anymore.
10 years ago
ButtFace, your opinion means nothing to me.
10 years ago
I don't make racist jokes on MS to fit in, I make them here because -in today's politically correct society- they're not nice to say in public. I sound my racial, not racist, humor here since there are people who aren't offended here, not as an attempt to fit in.

Perhaps I've had bad dealings with Ex-Pats and perhaps I should only judge you on your own merits. Accordingly, if you read your own commentary on here, you ARE a pretty big asshole.
10 years ago
Albeit a funny asshole on occasion.
10 years ago
I'm only an asshole to people who deserve it.

What makes "I don't speak slope." racial, not racist?
10 years ago
Because I've spent my fair time in Japan, China, Korea, Singapore, and Thailand. I don't harbor any ill will toward any Asian people. Moreover, I respect the history and cultures of East Asians.

I'm the kind of guy who would, and does, say "I don't speak slope." with my Asian friends.
10 years ago
How enlightened of you.
10 years ago
asshole..
10 years ago
Hank ='s "ta ta da!"
10 years ago
Don't you have someone to taze?
10 years ago
fukin juggalo pig
10 years ago
He is scum.
10 years ago
I forgot he was a juggalo. He is scum.
10 years ago
Go tase that fucking shitspewer whunu.
10 years ago
Fuck you whunu.
10 years ago
Yeah! Fucking whunu, go fuck yourself.
10 years ago
Fuck whunu, cum guzzler.
10 years ago
uuhhhh..
10 years ago
Stop post shit
10 years ago
Lol
4 years ago
Last
4 years ago
Nope
4 years ago
Damn you zeke
4 years ago
Always spoiling my fun
4 years ago
Last
4 years ago
Nuh uh
4 years ago
Hey guize
4 years ago
Hi jrob!
4 years ago
Hello
4 years ago
What is up with jrob?
4 years ago
Out here sweating balls
4 years ago
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