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Beware Children at Play

Do you ever masturbate to the thoughts of killing a child? Well heres the porn you've long been waiting for.

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by chaps

submitted February 1st 2008

88 comments
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This gets my vote for worst special effects of all time!
10 years ago
all those were real murders, youve just been desensitized by the internet.
10 years ago
well, that's one way to control population. kill all the damn kids.
10 years ago
tyrone thought this was a babysitting commercial for monster.com
10 years ago
tyrone needs to get off the internets and get a job.
10 years ago
... says the other jobless jackass on the internet
10 years ago
That means you've just called yourself a jobless jackass too.
10 years ago
Everybody already knew it anyway.
10 years ago
durrrr
10 years ago
How many times is that fat mexican kid going to get killed?
10 years ago
hey that mexi was taking it like a champ
10 years ago
ha ha i was thinking the same thing, but then i considered, maybe it was several mexican kids, but the production budget only allowed for the one tattered shirt.
10 years ago
He inserted a coin and was able to respawn. But this death-match goes to the adults, clearly.
10 years ago
I bet this is going to be the next big thing in China to keep the population down
10 years ago
Make sure you tell Africa while your at it.
10 years ago
They already have Aids.
10 years ago
Yeah,I know but it takes too damn long. Instant gratification is my motto.
10 years ago
Somebody please tell me what movie this is from.
10 years ago
Home Alone 5...
10 years ago
Ah yes, Home Alone 5:Die Kevin, Die
10 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112492/
same as title
10 years ago
ok Chaps, what's up with the gay ass explanation to this video. Did you think that explanation would make you cool in the minds of the delinquents of muchosucko?
10 years ago
Anybody that says 'Chaps' needs to get slapped in his fat ass with a thousand tacks.
10 years ago
Nice try dumbass, you just got owned by me. The submitter of the video's name is chaps.
10 years ago
Me getting owned by you is an impossibility.
10 years ago
Pooky 1
Hank -4651308746213214987943216574.EEEEEE^321547464132447463154761EEEEE415421654
10 years ago
yes, my goal in life is to be highly esteemed by the members of some backwater website that relies on user posted material
10 years ago
You will never reach your goal.
10 years ago
the budget was so low they had to use real ammunition
10 years ago
and real kids
10 years ago
LOL.....no......this is quite possibly the funniest thing I"ve seen tonight
10 years ago
I have to agree with that.
10 years ago
thank god. i left my webcam on and danced for 5 whole minutes to earth song. i did the holding onto the trees and stamping move and everything.

fucking internet
10 years ago
lol i like the pitchfork with the middle tines removed, and the machette block proves mad ninja skills
10 years ago
"pitchfork with the middle tines removed"??? A pitchfork only has two tines and is about 6' long.
Fucking city boys!
10 years ago
What are you, the pitchfork police?

" Pitchforks typically have from 2 to 6 tines and have different lengths and spacing depending on purpose."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitchfork
10 years ago
uh....the only 'pitchfork' ive seen with two tines is one you have on the grill. i grew up on a dairy farm mugsfucker, we use forks with 6 tines 18" long, so get off my nuts
10 years ago
I stand corrected, where I live a pitchfork is usually taken to mean the original(?) two tined type, the others going by different names.
Fuck, I hate being wrong!
10 years ago
How do you know it's the original?
10 years ago
It's in a museum
"First pitchfork used in a mob situation"
10 years ago
Mine has 3 tines ,very sharpe and accurate.
10 years ago
Fork off !
10 years ago
Hoe hoe hoe!
10 years ago
Fork you !
10 years ago
Forkkkkkkkkkkk You !
10 years ago
hank wiki'd pitchfork to correct somebody, what a fuckin douchebag
10 years ago
The pitchfork I used had four tines, and when not in use, was propped up in the corner next to the mexican backhoe.
10 years ago
Typical Mexican hoe, standing around doing nothing!
10 years ago
Buttface would never have enough information to correct anyone about anything.
10 years ago
MoM. "shank to tho the back"
10 years ago
Normally I wouldn't laugh at children getting killed, but this has got to be the stupidest, yet funniest fucking piece of shit scene in the history of movie making! What's this from, PAX TV?
10 years ago
captain hook hired a bunch of rednecks
10 years ago
LMAO best part yet 1:23


just minding his own business and got capped.

hahah carlos mencia you fat turd!
10 years ago
I found the part when the kid in the yankees hat got annihilated to be the highlight of the film.
10 years ago
Yup, that was my favourite bit too.
10 years ago
so is that kid city show over now?
10 years ago
youre all welcome
10 years ago
You, sir, win 1,000 internets.
10 years ago
Seriously, i hate kids as much as whoever made this awesome movie
10 years ago
1:55....Nooo! KABOOM SPLAT !
10 years ago
i only wish dik jr. was at this camp
10 years ago
He was. He survived. He is pissed too.
10 years ago
You motherfuckers
They got vic though
10 years ago
not you dick....dik jr
10 years ago
That one too
Is the other hat for him or for stan?
10 years ago
I'm afraid for dik jr. His jenkem is the best according to elchris.
10 years ago
i still cant tell if jenkem is a internet urban legend or not
10 years ago
crackas
10 years ago
Well that the worst reenactment of Jonestown ive ever seen.
10 years ago
how do you know its from jonestown?
10 years ago
the only person to get shot in jonestown was the coward jimmy jones every one else had to die a slow agonizing death by poisoned cool aid
10 years ago
i read other people got shot too. as far as i know
10 years ago
I'd go rent this movie but I have a feeling that I just saw the best part.
10 years ago
well they had sex with all the children first but i guess its personal preference
10 years ago
that guy was pretty stupid, telling the murderes alone in the middle of the woods that he was gonna press charges against them
10 years ago
i hate you a lot
10 years ago
old loser says what?
10 years ago
Ask your father.
10 years ago
ask him what. its long distance
10 years ago
in a phonecall i mean.
10 years ago
You're not that bright, are you?
10 years ago
That kid choked out by the the 2x4 was my favorite.
10 years ago
how many times did you fap to this special kid?
10 years ago
Fuck off, psycho.
10 years ago
Translation: Five.
10 years ago
its probly about 100 by now
10 years ago
I hope this won an Academy Award for best documentary.
10 years ago
or at least for best fx
10 years ago
The plot of this movie is that kids are being turned into zombie children. So.....they did a good thing? Also, this is the last 10 minutes of the film.
10 years ago
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