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Hank, Self Photo

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Inch Worm

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted January 31st 2008

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Hank, Self Photo
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comments (89)
man, i thought my dick was small

this really puts things into perspective, my self esteem just tripled
10 years ago
if your new found self-esteem is directly correlated to your dick size, than triple the size of that dick is still tiny. but i'm sure you have a great personality, guys like that
10 years ago
hahaha owned
10 years ago
KojachBaumherr, his dick is Photoshopped. Yours is really that small. So you can keep feeling shitty about yourself. Don't let this stop you.
10 years ago
sweet photo of mustang!
10 years ago
at least he could have photoshopped hank´s head. i mean that would have been funny...
10 years ago
or... probably that wouldn´t have been really funny either...
10 years ago
In place of the reply button is the word "fuck." Wtf?
10 years ago
so not only i had this "problem"...
10 years ago
You noobs. It's an easy fix. Just delete your System 32 file restart and the problem is fixed.
10 years ago
No no no, you have to delete your registry and make sure you delete all of your system restore points too, they may be infected.
10 years ago
admin's working on some stuff and in the process of him doing some of it, it fucks up other things inadvertently, and i'd say it's frustrating the hell out of him which is why the word fuck is there :P just go with it, it'll get sorted out
10 years ago
Cool! You can toggle between "Reply" and "Fuck" by hitting Alt-F4.
10 years ago
I wonder how many dumb fucks are going to do that.
10 years ago
This dumb fucker did. Thanks Bull, you cunt.
10 years ago
dont forget to torch your hard drive also, just to get rid of those nasty resistant infections
10 years ago
wow no wonder he's so angry
10 years ago
He IS angry, isn't he?
10 years ago
I had just gotten out of the pool.
10 years ago
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool! It was cold I tell ya!"
10 years ago
Hank is black.
10 years ago
and asian.
10 years ago
theres shrinkage, tell her about shrinkage jerry
10 years ago
haha, that episode rocked.
10 years ago
I thought Hank was chinese... well, Asian...
10 years ago
apparently you need to go look at his passport photo he submitted a while back...
10 years ago
Why does everyone think I'm Asian? I can't figure it out.
10 years ago
there was a big discussion about that on your passport pic too
10 years ago
This isnt Hank.... no facial hair.
10 years ago
although the cock size is probably correct.
10 years ago
it's because of the "China" in Chinaski, hank, isn't that obvious?
10 years ago
i thought he was a downhill skier
10 years ago
no he's an uphill barrow boy
10 years ago
No, Vic, it's not obvious. It's ridiculous. Chinese names look nothing Chinaski, but Polish names do.

I don't want to believe that people are that stupid.
10 years ago
it's obvious because many noobs have said that that was the reason.
10 years ago
Then people are truly dumb.

Here are some common Polish names and some common Chinese names. Let's compare, shall we?

Cài 蔡
Chén 陳
Gāo 高
Guō 郭
Hé 何
Hú 胡
Huáng 黃
Lǐ 李
Lín 林
Liú 劉
Mǎ 馬
SÅ«n å­«
Wáng 王
Wú 吳
Xú 徐
Yáng 楊
Zhāng 張
Zhào 趙
Zhōu 周
Zhū 朱

Nowak
Kowalski
Wiśniewski
Dąbrowski
Lewandowski
Wójcik
Kamiński
Kowalczyk
Zieliński
Szymański
Woźniak
Kozłowski
Jankowski
Wojciechowski
Kwiatkowski
Kaczmarek
Mazur
Krawczyk
Piotrowski
Grabowski
10 years ago
sounds like a bunch of jews
10 years ago
Those names got fucked up somehow. The point being that Chinese names are always one syllable, Chen, Wen, Ping, Hong, whatever, and lots of Polish names end with -ski.
10 years ago
i don't think they meant that they thought "chinaski" sounded like a chinese name, but that the "china" part subconsciously made them think you're asian?
10 years ago
So, if my name was Canadavich, they'd think I was from Canada?
10 years ago
most likely, yeah.
10 years ago
i wasn't familiar with bukowski's stuff. i figures you were a chinese skier
10 years ago
The sad thing is you are probably being serious.
10 years ago
Besides Chinaski being a totally Polish name, I think it's the fact that you live in Japan that makes people think you're... Chinese.
10 years ago
You don't want to believe people are that stupid but unfortunately they are.
10 years ago
The Chinese names came out correctly now. Site is going mad.
10 years ago
i object to mazur being a common polish name since it was the last name of my very ukrainian grandparents :P
10 years ago
i wish my name was wang wang
10 years ago
Well, tried to reply, nothing happened. Try it again, sorry Hank, I got the impression you were from Japan and knew Japanese stuff. Now I know, I don't know what your upbringing is but whatever, live and learn...
10 years ago
there's no reason why it couldn't also be a polish name, deja?
10 years ago
it's got too decent a vowel to consonant ratio to be polish :P GOD :P and it sticks out like a sore thumb in that list too... not ending in a ski or czyk. honestly though, i didn't know it was a polish last name as well
10 years ago
Hank's a chink.
10 years ago
and you're a racist moron
10 years ago
Hank is insaneski.
10 years ago
That list of Polish names was really long and not listed in any order. I just cut off the top 20.
10 years ago
wtf? that guy isnt asain
10 years ago
neither is he an ethiopian jew..
10 years ago
nor is he a member of the sweedish bikini ski team, for that matter
10 years ago
why can´t i reply and instead of the reply button someone wrote fuck. what a fucking joke.
10 years ago
hey. i refresh the site and suddenly the reply buttons are back. fucking stange!
10 years ago
Yeah, we know.
10 years ago
see my response further up the page
10 years ago
That dude's got a huge clit!
10 years ago
wow that nigga's is rollin on G's son.
10 years ago
real?
10 years ago
can't be. Atleast for that guys sake.
10 years ago
thats cute
10 years ago
I fucking hope that im not going to be on here all day again , i only switched my pc on so i could read some emails.
10 years ago
see you in about 6 hours then
10 years ago
aaaww fuck !! its gonna be another long day.
10 years ago
you still here Fries?
10 years ago
I meter peter.
10 years ago
I mean millimeter.
10 years ago
i hope thats not real cause id feel really bad for him and anyone who sees this and recognizes him.
10 years ago
This must be the wet willy world champion.
10 years ago
this guy is hung
10 years ago
..like a seahorse
10 years ago
...like a gerbil.
10 years ago
stan's is bigger
10 years ago
Damn, the commenting is fucked up tonight. I can see new comments in the recent comment section for several minutes before turn up in the actual thread.

Makes it hard to reply.
10 years ago
yep, i have the same problem. i keep getting older versions, when i refresh the pages..
10 years ago
Me, too. This shit SUCKS!!!!!
10 years ago
Seems like it might be fixed now. 4:01 Japan time.
10 years ago
One of the servers is out of sync and admin will fix it when he wakes up.
10 years ago
other than i learned he's actually at the dr's. he's got a list of the things that are happening waiting for him when he gets back.
10 years ago
make sure the gimp gets proper spanking for not doing his work!
10 years ago
NEVER...insult a gay witch doctor.
10 years ago
In the witch doctor world, its called the Beetlejuice Dick curse.
10 years ago
I would totally nickname this guy Noodles
10 years ago
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