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Invincible pit bull

3 people against a pibull. Guy frees another guy only to be turned on himself. Then a woman turns around and helps him and then he bails leaving her all alone. She handles it pretty good considering the other 2 douchebags basically say fuck you Im out.

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by Stephen

submitted January 30th 2008

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I knocked a rottweiler out with a maglight once. It was trying to bite me while I was on the job.
10 years ago
Yeah right. You ran like a little sissy.
10 years ago
job = security guard at a tampon shop
10 years ago
More like 'Midnight Removals'
10 years ago
job = top assassin for a secret government agency
10 years ago
I've said to much.
10 years ago
Holy fuck! it got shot 5 times and run over by a jeep and it kept running! WE CAN REBUILD IT! WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
10 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

Irish is a toy cop, how is life at the mall fag? Bust any skaters lately?
10 years ago
Been there 1rish1, shit hours.
10 years ago
Alright there, Austin Powerless.
10 years ago
Hahaha @ Hank.
10 years ago
The real one.
10 years ago
If you think Austin Powerless was funny you are a tool. Albino makes better jokes than that, come on with this gay on-line fraternity shit. Irish, Trout Pot, Dik, Dik jr., Hank, Vic, Smerf, Asshat smoke each other's cocks. Your all part of one big circle jerk, btw does Hank always eat the bread?
10 years ago
You are just bitter because you aren't cool enough to be seated at the big kids table.
10 years ago
neather are you Jr. fook off
10 years ago
Is it just me, or does anyone hear a banhammer pounding in the distance??
10 years ago
well well well look who's come crawling back....
10 years ago
*after* the PS's..
10 years ago
ps: fuck fuckhank
10 years ago
Onslaught, you got photoshopped into the stone age, you have no say here
10 years ago
Vic, you used to love me. WTF?
10 years ago
Where were those comments when I flammed your entire crew dik jr.? You wanted no part then, do you want to step up now? But your going to have to take your hands of Hank's cock.
10 years ago
^flamer.
10 years ago
^^flaming homo
10 years ago
My whole crew?
What are you, some fucking dancing fairy?
You can't be bicho because you DONT TYPE like THIS
Who were you in your former mucho life?
I need to flame on this flamer
10 years ago
You couldn't then and you can't now. Like I said, the only people that laugh at you are in your cock luvin fraternity.
10 years ago
Too scared? You have to hide behind an enigmatic shroud?
You pussy.
I bet you were pathetic then, just as you are now.
10 years ago
Welcome back FHC
10 years ago
Funny you called me a pussy
10 years ago
I was drunk , I drank a litre of whiskey
10 years ago
FuckHank has a gay admirer. I'm not surprised at all that AquaTunaDick would fancy him as he is complete fucking idiot.
10 years ago
I fancy you too Hankey ,feel better now . Now go finish your booze and think about your life.
10 years ago
You are banned from my gay fan club.
10 years ago
O please don't Hank , what will I do. sobs into my hankey
10 years ago
Hank your skillz in making fun of people's screen names are weak. Go play DDR in your local arcade fag.
10 years ago
AwkwardTunaDick, you should slit your wrists. That will solve all your problems.
10 years ago
SpunkBankNasty has HIV from taking too much CUM in his ASS.
10 years ago
I called you a pussy because it's true.
You have nothing better to come at me with other than an awkward offer to suck my dick, which I will turn down.
10 years ago
WWWWWEEEEAAAAKKKKKK
10 years ago
Hank , thats your only solution , not mine .Hank how many times have thought about it , many times I know . Just do it , use your pistol ,much quicker . :)
10 years ago
No, it's YOUR only solution. Well, you could jump off a tall building or something. That would work too.
10 years ago
Try it first and see how it works ,then I will think about it.
10 years ago
Hank your such a cock tickler.
10 years ago
Your tonsils are cock ticklers.
10 years ago
Wow, thats a beast.
10 years ago
'The beast ate our ball"
10 years ago
sandlot
10 years ago
My pit bull is a sweetheart, she wouldn't hurt anything unless I told her to. This dog has no discipline, looks like it was the old lady's dog, and it turned on her. KILL IT>
10 years ago
WOW, THAT WAS A BLAST!
10 years ago
it just goes to show you people can't kick, shoot or run over a dog for some strange reason.
10 years ago
what good would kicking a dog that can take 5 shots and get run over without dieing do exactly?
10 years ago
blow it up drrr
10 years ago
english people are the gayest people on earth
10 years ago
They were obviously speaking a different version of English than I speak, more of a Russian dialect.
10 years ago
Could be England , what with all the FUCKING!! immigrants we get here.
10 years ago
ilovepants is a retard.
10 years ago
police dont have handguns in england, they either have no gun or a machine gun.
10 years ago
ilovepants you should start loving common knowledge and common sense and then get back to us.
10 years ago
I've seen better. Like the one where the cops are tazzing it and it doesn't even react, then they shoot it, and still doesn't die. Mean little fuckers.
10 years ago
Swing that fucker around by its hind legs and dash its head against the truck a few times, that will teach it to "heal".
10 years ago
...can you say Michael Vick?...fuckin douche!!!
10 years ago
^ not you espada...but that fucking asshole ex falcon defender...hope he defends his asshole pretty well in prison...lock down...clunk...
10 years ago
uh... he was a quarterback
10 years ago
even tyrone thinks invalid is a moron... and tyrone is optimistic towards everybody...
except for victorious.... tyrone thinks he should remove himself from that metaphoric closet
10 years ago
which metaphoric closet would that be?
10 years ago
Vic thinks Tyrone should leave muchosucko.
10 years ago
Do not let Vic near the mighty nut-sack of mucho, he has crabs.
10 years ago
killakill think tyrone should stop being a nagger and hittin da crack pipe and talkin in da third person....you know what im sayin?
10 years ago
Vic thinks FHC wants his crabs.
10 years ago
Vic is thinking about giving them to him.
10 years ago
Crab boil at my house!!!!
BYOB
10 years ago
Invalid says...nigger in jail...who cares what position he played in little football game...hes done with...BAM!
10 years ago
Die, you son of a bitch!
10 years ago
Are you copying and pasting that or are you just out of material...
10 years ago
Now if they were only god at shooting......
10 years ago
Yeah, god is a pretty good shot.
10 years ago
I think God was shooting blanks.
10 years ago
oh god God
10 years ago
god is to god at shooting, god is god at all things, god thing god is god at being god, thank godness.
10 years ago
^^ jesus .....
10 years ago
These people are stupid, don't they know to hit the dog on the nose, and kick it and beat the living shit out of it, but noooooo I'm going to grab it by the hind legs.
10 years ago
Seemed to work pretty good to me - just shouldn't have let go.
10 years ago
sure, drumrave, beat the living shit out of it while it's knawing your hand off, right?
reminds me of that vid of the guy with two tigers.. "just shove your hand down its throat.."
10 years ago
seemed to me that grabbing it by the hind legs was pretty fuckin effective
10 years ago
An impeccable display of the wheelbarrow-defense.
10 years ago
They shouldve just broke its legs.
9 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VXEydFRHP0
This is from sweden, 1:08 the action begining , 1:23 is my fav. moment.
10 years ago
Fuck you. Nobody gives a shit where it is from.
10 years ago
Jockepocke123456? is this your youtube name, plant?
10 years ago
Your cover is blown Planty.
10 years ago
bong hit to dat.
10 years ago
i think my youtube name is swedes_**** (some strange number i just made it because some videos you have to be member to watch). They should do this kind of member-for-watch system on MS, someone disagree?
10 years ago
Plantshit, how old are you?
10 years ago
as old as the hills
10 years ago
1rsish1 : 2 years old
10 years ago
rasputin reincarnated
10 years ago
yeah, stupid russians.
10 years ago
Russias greatest love machine
10 years ago
they have some shitty ass aim... hell plantshit could probly hit that thing at 500 yards blindfolded :>
10 years ago
Or, you could have Smerf drown it in moobs....
10 years ago
or tyrone can talk to it in third person to confuse it ("tyrone says no".....*dogs looks around for this tyrone fella*....and then burn out its eyes with his red hot crack pipe.
10 years ago
Trying to hit it with the fucking car? Overkill much?
10 years ago
no, not at all. fuck pit bulls, hear gorror stories about them all the time
10 years ago
I like the swinging it around in circles tatic
10 years ago
haha yeah, i don't know how she pulled that off.
10 years ago
fuck all pitbulls! they should all be destroyed. i hope they found and ran over that fucker over and over lol(the dog)
10 years ago
Hey yeah. then when were done we can go around and kill all the dumb shits like you.
10 years ago
then the jews!
10 years ago
i like snizmasterj's idea better.
10 years ago
in the begining it lokked like this was a start of some beastiality clip.
10 years ago
was that wishful thinking Sniz?
10 years ago
Which one is more dangerous:
The pitbull
The cop shooting past everyone trying to hit the dog
The cop in the car all over the place!
Crazy!!
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
when you give a 3 line discription of the clip theres hardly any point watching it.....
10 years ago
shitty ass fucking jewish negro cops
10 years ago
wow thats harsh, but you forgot gay.
10 years ago
Stupid people dont they know you can kill a dog just by pulling its front legs apart.
10 years ago
Let's see you try it.
10 years ago
I dont know anyone with a rabid pitbull and besides , i'm an animal lover.
10 years ago
*Fries bends down to grab dog's front legs. Dog latches on to Fries' neck and doesn't let go until Fries is dead. Fries' mom cries. Fries' friends go to his apartment and take whatever there is of value. Fries' dad says, "I knew he'd die doing something stupid." Funeral is attended by an unusually large number of fat chicks.*
10 years ago
*Fries body is sent over to Africa because they are so desperate for food after Hank cured them of AIDs*
10 years ago
Hahhaaha...meh.
10 years ago
That's pretty interesting fries, but it's like saying you can kill a dog by licking his ear. Even if it was true, it'd be hard to use to your advantage in a fight.
10 years ago
Should set a Koala BEAR on that dog, right Hank?
10 years ago
A hedgeHOG would be better, right douche?
10 years ago
Hedgehogs are named after their pig-like habit of rooting through the undergrowth for food.
10 years ago
Koalas are called koala bears because they look like bears.

What's your point? It's they same fucking thing and they're are many more examples in English and I'm sure many other languages of new things being named in relation to previously known things. It's a normal natural thing. Only dumbasses call this process "ignorant", or whatever.
10 years ago
The name 'hedgehog' came into use around the year 1450, derived from the Middle English 'heyghoge', from 'heyg', 'hegge' = hedge, because it frequents hedgerows, and 'hoge', 'hogge' = hog, from its piglike snout.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog
10 years ago
That reference on the pig-like snout bit is the Oxford English Dictionary, in case you wanted to disparage me using Wikipedia, which I believe you have done a few times in the past.
10 years ago
It's the same fucking thing, but nobody gets all worked up about hedgehogs (or the numerous other examples of this type of thing), but if an American says koala bear it's all "OMG, you stupid fucking American! Koalas are marsupials, god damn it!"

This is really an assinine reaction.
10 years ago
oh dear, you are amusing. You thought a Koala was a bear...haha
10 years ago
Pwned. Go fuck yourself with a jellyfish.
10 years ago
& you really should steer clear of wikipedia, it is a shit source of information. I find it strange that you don't have access to electronic journals, since you are a 'teacher'.

I think you're a fucking idiot but if someone does want to better them self, I think you should at least have a credible source of information.
10 years ago
Ok, well you have ventured into nonsense land since you were pwnd and it hurts you too much to face reality.

Maybe you should have someone explain my posts to you. I am right. There's nothing you can say to change that fact.
10 years ago
if i was a female marsupial i'd fill my monster pouch with ice and stock it with 6 -8 beers at all times
10 years ago
De-lusion-al, Hank.

You're actually verging on psychopathic in you ability to create your own reality. Have you ever thought about becoming a writer? With your vivid imagination you could.....write small stories....for children?
10 years ago
It's a simple thing. Maybe too hard for you to understand, but nevertheless simple. Koala bear, hedgehog, jellyfish, sea cucumber, etc... are all part of the process of naming something new in relation to something already known that it resembles. Very normal, very common, very simple.

Also, as I said before, the reference on the wiki post is the Oxford English Dictionary. I don't believe you are ignorant enough not to consider this "a credible source of information." You are just being an asshole because you lost the argument.

Now, tell me fuck head, where am I being delusional?
10 years ago
The origin of the names have fuck all to do with anything.

You're just a tosser & its easy to laugh ta you.
10 years ago
The origin of the names has everything to do with it.

You're a wanker, but I don't laugh at you, because you are never funny.
10 years ago
I laugh 'at' you.
10 years ago
You might not laugh at him but no one laughs with you, just at you.

BTW get my lunch ready....I want a spicy shrimp roll, wantoon soup and fried rice bitch.
10 years ago
Coming from you that means nothing.
10 years ago
Liar, you take everything that cums from Chinasty.
10 years ago
fuck you hanks
10 years ago
Wow, that was stale. What's your pwn by date?
10 years ago
there no problem killing a dog, i always wearing a knife so if it would grab my arm i would calmy take my knife from my belt then cut its head off.
10 years ago
between just hit the nose, its the dogs achilles heal.
10 years ago
did i miss something? who's fucking talking about koala bears?
10 years ago
plantshit the only thing you use your knife for is prying open paint thinner cans
10 years ago
sure, plantshit.. "calmly"
10 years ago
dik: i use a different tool for that action
10 years ago
beetwen your dad use his cock to clean your ass
10 years ago
*& everything returns to normal back at Mucho*
10 years ago
god i hate the english.. and americans.. and the dutch..and swedes
10 years ago
not the japanese... no anywhere that has sharking is too hard to hate.
10 years ago
dik: hate is better then love , love doesnt change its just fade. Hate grows and can be turned into amazing things. Its like an orb of energy you can use to whatever the fuck u want.
10 years ago
tyrone thinks you all should come to tyrone's villa and release some of this anger on tyrone's high quality bitches (like mrfugsmucker)... byob, because tyrone hates freeloaders...
tyrone would also like to victorious, even though tyrone doesnt condone homosexual behavior at his villa....
10 years ago
I thought that was funny from start to finish, but Tyrone, stop referring to yourself in the third person. It makes you sound like a real fucking spastic.
10 years ago
That's precisely the reason he sounds like that, farlando.
10 years ago
Vic thinks Tyrone has a thing for him.
10 years ago
Tyrone may suck my dick.. *if* he says "please".
10 years ago
dik is starting to get into this third person thing
10 years ago
^usually the third person is getting into you.
10 years ago
Tyrone you gave the mighty Chinasty that downriddin beaten up cunt you call Mr Fug. Chinasty is disappointed at the performance of his new bitch on the stroll. Chinasty had to burn his new bitch with his lighter over 50 times in one day. This bitch was found passed out in a taco bell bathroom with a six pack of whipped cream and nineteen used condoms. I respectfully ask for my $19 dollars back, you can keep the weed.
10 years ago
Asphalt gives pause while reading thread then continues to solder circuit board of titan missile meant for Antarctica
10 years ago
I draw several parallels with this clip and Mucho. The dog? That would be FuckHankChinasty constantly nipping at everyone and being a complete pain in the ass. The 3 people; the rest of us, trying their best to just keep the asshole dog at arm's length, but the dog just won't fucking listen.

Yak, please fire up your jeep.
10 years ago
God forbid someone makes fun of the Mu Cho Delta sausage lovers.
10 years ago
Fools, just block his jaws with your neck, then he cant bite you no mo'.
10 years ago
what fucking cowards.. leaving the fucking woman for the dog to eat.
10 years ago
that's what I thought.. i mean i fully agree with most gutless moves but this was pathetic
10 years ago
as long as someone's holding the dog's hind legs, the other two can at least take turns kicking it in the head/stomache..
10 years ago
or saying " Who's a good boy?... Who's a good boy?...you are ..yes you are..."
10 years ago
red rocket, red rocket
10 years ago
plantshit would leave her......plantshit dont like womens.
10 years ago
plantshit only has sex with his hand.
10 years ago
that womens has no future and no proper valued but i would rather want the dog to attack me instead of wasting its energy on that twat! then i would feel more proud when i have put that dog into sleep when i know it put all its energy on me.
10 years ago
mostly vic but i buy womens sometimes, sometimes i get them from me.
10 years ago
michael vick wants this dog!
10 years ago
I hate that goddamn breed of dog.
10 years ago
they are a mean breed of dog but usually its the owners fault the dog is a piece of shit. my buddy has one and the thing wouldnt hurt a fly. personally i think its all in the training of the animal any dog can be violent if not trained right.
10 years ago
Interesting...
5 years ago
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