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Karate Chop Slow Motion

Fucking ouch.

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by yak

submitted January 28th 2008

73 comments
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thats what fucking would look like if they slowed it down too
10 years ago
If your fucking looks like a black karate expert breaking a brick then your doing something wrong...
10 years ago
or something sooo soo right! (BANG! Count it!)
10 years ago
Fake, black people can't do karate.
10 years ago
That is a retarded statement.
10 years ago
nor can racists cause it falls under the category of "chink magic"
10 years ago
I agree. It is fake, but not because black people can't do karate, but because there wasn't 6 other black people trying to jump the slab.
10 years ago
That's because the brick didn't fight back.
10 years ago
Oh yea...REAL!
10 years ago
Straight after, he stole the bricks wallet.
10 years ago
some blacks can do karate, like billy blanks, also the afro man in enter the dragon
10 years ago
(To the original comment^^^^^^^^) Black people can do ANYTHING that doesn't require getting a job.
10 years ago
I saw a karate monkey once here on You Sucko
10 years ago
(to bravesamuel)... of course we have jobs.... didnt you read mma's comment, be-yatch
10 years ago
go away section 8.
10 years ago
Fake, that brick doesn't have any drugs in it.
10 years ago
maybe someone told him there was a bucket of chicken thighs underneath it
10 years ago
Damn.
10 years ago
no wonder you can't type very well.. ;D
10 years ago
Yep.
10 years ago
very good, but brick dont hit back
10 years ago
ohara
10 years ago
brick don't hit back? Scientifically speaking, it does. Every action has a equal or greater reaction. If he didn't break that concrete slab, twice the amount of focre would of went back up into his arm. Don't you know anything about Issac Newton?
10 years ago
Don't you know anything about Fig Newtons?
10 years ago
Delicious! yummmmmmmmmmy
10 years ago
probably one of the funnier things i've read today
10 years ago
I 2nd that.
10 years ago
"What the hell's a Dim Mac?"
10 years ago
Dim Mak is the Death Touch or literally to press the artery. It is used in Chinese martial arts like Kung Fu and supposedly can kill you in seconds. The pressure points it uses are the same as in acupuncture.
10 years ago
Drum you fail at physics and spelling. Isaac Newton's third law says the force of object a on object b is exactly equal (in magnitude) and opposite (in direction) to the force of object b on object a. It can't be greater.
10 years ago
i dim makked your mom last night.
10 years ago
If it were equal then he wouldn't of broken the concrete slab! You Fail at trying to correct me!
10 years ago
^Idiot.
10 years ago
2nd law F=ma, 3rd law F1=F2, kinetic enegery moves from one obeject into another, because he broke the slab we should be talking about the 2nd law, the froce needed to break the slab being F and the force exerted by this man F1 therefore F1>F in order to break the slab. Remember I said we would talk about the 2nd law in which his F=ma meaning the mass of his arm*how fast his arm was moving, if F1<F the slab would not of broken and the energy would of traveled from the slab, back into his arm. Since the F1 was exerted on the slab and the slab exerts F then F*F1 would be the force that traveled back into his arm.
10 years ago
^ cumcrave aka mr google search wizard over here.
10 years ago
no google here, physics is one of many subjects of interest
10 years ago
If the slab doesn't break it just means the energy went into the slab, the stands, the floor, and had a negligible effect on the planet.
10 years ago
Ok wanko, go puch a brick wall and tell me how you feel afterwards
10 years ago
punch*
10 years ago
Dear God you are an idiot drumwave. Go push against a solid wall, and see if you get thrown backwards by the awesome greater force that is produced... Idiot...
10 years ago
drumrave*
10 years ago
That's not what I am saying at all. Nevermind don't listen to me Newton sucks cuz he invented calculus, gravity iz stoopid an i dont no how to use my brian...It's kintic transfer like i said before every action has an equal and opposite reaction (said it wrong the first time, my apologizes) but to actually explain this obiviously simple concept is like pulling teeth with you numbnuts...
10 years ago
Sevym, FUCK YOU! Your a dumb son of a bitch, go bash your head into a wall, you can't get any dumber.
10 years ago
Drumrave, the Newton principle you're citing is correct. You're misinterpreting it though. The force of the nagger's hand is met with an equal force from the brick. The nagger's force exceeds the brick's structural limits so the brick breaks and some of the force is answered by the supporting structure and the nagger's follow through.

Don't worry though. Eventually you'll graduate from high school and be able to discuss adult ideas with adults.
10 years ago
Newtons third law, you push wall it pushes back against you with the same amount of force. What you are trying to make sense of(horribly as it is) is energy and collisions.
10 years ago
No, scumcrave is right. I didn't believe him but then I dropped a golf ball on the floor and it bounced up over my head.
10 years ago
oh for fucks sake.
10 years ago
Everything should be shot with a high-speed camera.
10 years ago
or a gun
10 years ago
no, a highspeed camera.
10 years ago
Highspeed gun?
10 years ago
high-speed camera gun aimed at the monkey?
10 years ago
yes, that is right.
10 years ago
cool, i thought so.
10 years ago
me too, thats why i said it.
10 years ago
sure ya did........?
10 years ago
fuck you!
10 years ago
i win.
10 years ago
here comes the hammer
10 years ago
Pray that it comes.
10 years ago
Porn for sure!
10 years ago
Brick betta have my money!
10 years ago
wheres my money, brian??
10 years ago
He had a slowed down wince of pain on his face...The first slow-mo clip lookes as if his pinkie was fuked.
10 years ago
Lookes??? WTF
10 years ago
We were just attributing it to the fact that you're a slag.
10 years ago
Umm...no, Amy Winehouse is a slag.
10 years ago
and you are a reply button offender!
10 years ago
Admittedly, Amy Winehouse IS a slag also.
10 years ago
i hear winehouse cant use the reply button either
10 years ago
Yeah, I think I saw that on the VH1 Behind the Music about her too.
10 years ago
Lol @ the Hawaiian music in the background.
10 years ago
is it racist that they replaced the asian guy with a black man or that the time stopping pussy wasnt black at all ==??
10 years ago
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