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Alcohol

I'd hit it.

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by urkelbot

submitted January 27th 2008

59 comments
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Alcohol
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comments (59)
Ive soon two ass noses in one day.
10 years ago
how soon?
10 years ago
too soon
10 years ago
Too Soon, isn't that in Arizona?
10 years ago
not soon enuff, perhaps

10 years ago
Her mum must have been fucked by one of those wee dogs.
10 years ago
pugs?
10 years ago
I can see that pug from MIB fucking her mom in his black MIB costyme with an red tie in my mind.
10 years ago
http://www.kartones.net/images/frank_mib_dog.jpg
10 years ago
Too many donkey punches.
10 years ago
Stupid donkeys
10 years ago
Hm. Fix the nose...finish the braces...she might be kind of cute?
10 years ago
I figured you be fine with her now. She kinda looks like a cat, in the face.
10 years ago
I thought I saw stubble there for a sec
10 years ago
While you are at it Claude , move her eyes a bit closer together
10 years ago
Where is Oranje when you need him?
10 years ago
^he's on a date with ^^^^that, wtf do you think?
10 years ago
Yeah that would be a pretty easy rhinoplasty, she aint the worst.
10 years ago
I'd hit it, but she's gotta take it in the ass because I don't know how long I could look at her and not laugh.
10 years ago
you guys are crazy, she is fiiiiinnneee. i'd just put a big smiley face sticker over her nose.
10 years ago
Heeeeeeeeeeey!
10 years ago
Looks like a fruit bat.
10 years ago
Looks like something the Jackson family would produce.
10 years ago
Not only are her nostrils non-existent, she hasn't got any bridge to her nose remnant... which is why I guess she's got her daggy hair covering it up. For fucks sake, she's just plain UGLY.
10 years ago
Looks like Tila Tequila.....
10 years ago
who?
10 years ago
Some whore.
10 years ago
she does. she has her same cat eyes, only blue
10 years ago
if you just glance at her with her hair and eyes she looks amine
10 years ago
If she showed up in a flying saucer, I wouldn't turn her down.
10 years ago
is this part of gargoyle porn?
10 years ago
she has lovely eyes. if her nose wasnt fucked shed probably be incredibly hot.
10 years ago
agreed, but there is also the issue of the chin. good hair and eyes though.
10 years ago
nothing a nose job wont fix, and the chin i could live with but not that beak.
10 years ago
i doubt it about the nose job. if she could get it fixed, i imagine she would. there is probably no cartilage there.
10 years ago
Hmm nose or teeth, honey? I wonder which one we should fix first ...
10 years ago
this piglet is right in lsds alley
10 years ago
Her: I have the death penalty on 12 systems.
You: ok I'll be careful.
Her: You'll be dead!!!
10 years ago
shes got an arse for a nose
10 years ago
You've got one for a car!
10 years ago
Plastic surgery will fix her nose. Then she'll be pretty.
10 years ago
Yeah... pretty fucken horrible!
10 years ago
Texas women generally look like this for some reason. Either ugly or just whored up with the glitter fucking mascara or whatever...still don't do it justice.
10 years ago
How do you know that this girl might be the one for you. She could be the sweetest most loving person you ever might meet. The one who laughs at all of your jokes and thinks the world of you just for being you. One who will never argue or ever cheat on you. One who will wake you up by sucking your dick and swallowing your load and then get up and make you breakfast everyday. Someone you can sit and talk with for hours or someone you can go out with all the time and have fun with but you sorry fucks can only see her nose. Obviously she's had an accident because you can see the scares but you can't see past your own issues and selfish tendencies. You little boys need to grow up because life can come at you hard sometimes and before you know it, that will be your picture they're making fun of next. And for all your negative reply's: FUCK OFF!!!
10 years ago
?
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....*reads post again*...HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
10 years ago
I knew you would like that 1rish1.
10 years ago
I'm figuring she's the cutest alien I've ever seen and she can anal probe me any day.
10 years ago
Is this your daughter Toolbox?
10 years ago
"before you know it, that will be your picture they're making fun of next"

If people have already made fun of your picture, is it OK to make fun of here?
10 years ago
toolman, even though you're right, this is not the right place for moral talk.
you don't want to be the next whunu, do you?
and, we don't come to this site to feel for all the deformed people we look at, we're here to laugh at them.. behind their backs.
10 years ago
tool is right though, and if she could take the hits for fucking up breakfast, i would mind going home to her, id be too distracted looking at the bruises i left her and hit her for not icing them
10 years ago
see your point.but,as tool said... not the best place to post. pretty eyes though.
10 years ago
you mean as i said?
10 years ago
damn that looks like the chick i brought home from the bar...good times..
10 years ago
i hit it and then i hit it again
10 years ago
is it dead yet?
10 years ago
if not, keep hitting.
10 years ago
i'd hit it.
5 years ago
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