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WEED VENDING MACHINE!

AVMs (Anytime Vending Machines)are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards -- like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one. After cinching up your doctor's consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince). Then day or night, all you do is hit a machine and walk away with enough vacuum-sealed, plastic-encapsulated cheeba to adequately treat your illness.

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by drumrave

submitted January 25th 2008

43 comments
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WEED VENDING MACHINE!
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I need one of these for parties.
10 years ago
I need four of these for my living room.
10 years ago
Munchies included
10 years ago
I have been blazed for the past 15 hours thanks to a snow day...but I would definitely give that up to go to Cali and get a weed card
10 years ago
thank god for the new age. i was having a hard time scoring my weed from a person. now i have all my problems solved. yeah computers ad robots and machines that now do the dirty work of selling weed.
10 years ago
it is persanal mison the steal one and crack it
9 years ago
Why not just set the fucking thing on fire?
10 years ago
The fumes from the burning plastic and paint would offset any positive effects of what's burning inside.
10 years ago
You'd still get fucking blazed
10 years ago
I assume by "offset" you mean "greatly enhance"
10 years ago
Sounds like a damn good thing , I would invest
10 years ago
it's just too bad that it doesn't sell warm cum because then you would be really set.
10 years ago
That machine is already for you , ANL , find it .
10 years ago
Well cumrave, I hate to admit but I think you and I might actually have something in common.
Fucking sucks....
10 years ago
Let's roll a blount and celebrate!
10 years ago
Ok but lets go throw one of these vending machines in my truck first.
10 years ago
I wonder how many people are actually going to try and do that.
10 years ago
I'm sure a bunch of dumb white folk will try it. Not even thinking about tracking and shit.
10 years ago
What's this? Albino and DrumRave making friendly?!
10 years ago
uh...


i dont smoke weed... so what do i get?
10 years ago
Peer pressure.
10 years ago
no good, ill crack under pressure.
10 years ago
wow...but how do we know there is actual pot in there???
10 years ago
Would a machine lie to us ?
10 years ago
yes. haven't you sen terminator 2?
its probably a coke machine with the label ripped off. inhale the gas and you get a slight headrush
10 years ago
Coke machine :} even better
10 years ago
So weeds' been legalised? You just pay your psychiatrist/doctor hundreds of dollars for a diagnosis and prescription, then pay your insurance company, or pharmacy bunches of money to fill your prescription? OR you can buy it from your hippie neighbor, violate the "law" and pay fines and maybe go to jail?
10 years ago
I'll take the hippie neighbor, way cheaper.
10 years ago
In California when you obtain the 215 which is the medical card you can have up to 10x10ft of plants growing on your private property... Still not safe from the feds though...
10 years ago
its oppression to make law and restriction to things.
10 years ago
Things like murder....?
10 years ago
if someone murder people going to get pissed off and probebly kill him as revenge .
10 years ago
its legal in the state, but if federal cops see u buy it, your ass is going to jail! and they don't give a shit if you are dying of aids in the next 6 months, they want u to be in PAIN
10 years ago
Legal for medical use if you have a proper prescription.
10 years ago
wrong chinaska, local cops won't arrest you if u have the proper documents, but its still illegal as a federal law, federal cops raid, medical centers with weed and those stores that sale medical weed all to patients with legit documents, federal police can arrest them, but not the local cops
10 years ago
That's why this type of legislation should be left to individual states.
10 years ago
Roland, you never beat me.
10 years ago
www.stopthedrugwar.org
10 years ago
one row chips , next row weed, next row icecream, next weed, next reeses peanut butter bar... great invention..
10 years ago
Drugs are for fucking losers.
10 years ago
oild up fries are exclusively for winners
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Yeah, drugs are for losers, but we're talking about weed here, not drugs.
10 years ago
cali can smoke weed but the rest of the us can't? common us get with prop 215!!!
10 years ago
punkyheaven
1 month ago
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