points: 9

The Smerf

I sent in another pic with this one, but I'll let Deja decide which one to put up.

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by smerf

submitted January 24th 2008

183 comments
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The Smerf
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aaahahahahaha smerfs a fuckin ginger bitch
10 years ago
noob.
10 years ago
I have had a 4 months break from this shit hole , i come back and Smerf is still posting pics of herself, wassup wid dat ?
10 years ago
how was prison?
10 years ago
Wrecka is back.
10 years ago
Does Big Jim still want to know his redheaded bitch on the outside?
10 years ago
Watching all of smerfs posts of himself from start to last is like watching a time line of a meth addict - always more deteriorated looking then in the last.
10 years ago
LMFAO! I swear someone has to grab that "faces of meth" poster and add smurf's pics to it!!!!!!! ps I'm too lazy.
10 years ago
DOOOOO IT
10 years ago
That's quite the big brown dick you got in your teeth.
5 years ago
...Hmm
10 years ago
Another Avatar copy cat I see.
10 years ago
AVATAR FIGHT!
10 years ago
FUCK this copycat bitch!!
10 years ago
Get em Arch!
10 years ago
That brings the count to 3 black, and one white.
10 years ago
Didn't Arch have the beer avatar? I liked that one. As for the black avatars, how much more black could they get? The answer: None more black.
10 years ago
of course niggers never go alone
10 years ago
I took Archman's avatar and added a beer.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Your names both begin with capital "A"s! I can't be forced to remember every little thing!
10 years ago
where´s the proofs
10 years ago
it's in the puddings
10 years ago
There's a video of him taking a shot and saying muchosucko out loud, trust me, it's him.
10 years ago
Oh, OK, if you says so. Case closed this guy says it's him so thats it.
10 years ago
maybe it´s his evil, ugly twin...
10 years ago
it's him, you noobs.
10 years ago
watch the "it will make sense" vid in the related section.
10 years ago
^ I never saw that, cheers Vic.
10 years ago
Yar
10 years ago
Muchosucko support , this is Vic talking how may my alien services help you?
10 years ago
Ok, you can die anytime now.
10 years ago
i also missed the vid, the first time it was posted.
10 years ago
Hank: i dont , you will probebly die before me old man, i hope you cry when you lie on the bed of death and thinking of your geeky life and all the time you wasted on me =D
10 years ago
I caught it the first time. Does that make me lucky or unlucky?
10 years ago
now, you are no longer a maggot.
from now on, you'll be known as 'grasshopper'.
10 years ago
no manboobs....im not sure this is really smerf. then again, one less manboob pic is ok.....
10 years ago
dont you fuckers dare talk him into showin his man boobs.
10 years ago
She's kind of cute...
10 years ago
...yes "she" is hot. i guess you´d like sb stick "her" right into your anus, right, negrococksucker?
10 years ago
I thought he was suppose to kill himself last night. I gave him good instructions for cutting. Guess he went across the street like I told him NOT to do. This time you want to chug a gallon of bleach. That ought to do the trick.
10 years ago
Bleach? Isn't that what your mother used to bottle feed you a few months ago?
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You're an emo little kid always thinking about suicide. You father did one hell of a job on you!
10 years ago
^Wow! Copy and paste madlibs are out of control!
10 years ago
Asphalt says: admin
^Wow! Copy and paste madlibs are out of control!
10 years ago
Well, smerf, I'm not sure if I'm more convinced that it IS you, or if you're somehow related to the Weesleys from Harry Potter.
10 years ago
How would you like it if I started making references to Becker or something?
10 years ago
fire away, you lost me at Becker...
10 years ago
a fucking ginger. Practising smoking the cock too.
10 years ago
Dammit i wanted to say that.
10 years ago
^if we waited around til you had something worth saying, wed be dead.
10 years ago
check-please.
10 years ago
You've never had a girlfriend. All the tales of 'your ex', bloody rubbish!
10 years ago
Dare we put a link to the pic with your 'ex' here??? hmmm? hahaha
Borracho insert comment below...
10 years ago
I did not touch that woman. Well I did but not with my penis, and thats what counts!

P.s. Bastards!
10 years ago
hahaha yea....*cough*liar*cough*
10 years ago
I didnt see his X but it had to have been better than mine...
10 years ago
Jack, you have noooo idea
10 years ago
Anyone have a link =D
10 years ago
i have a link in my pants you might like to click
10 years ago
hmmm...
10 years ago
i'd seriously think of going for diks pants rather than oranjes ex
10 years ago
I seriously want to see this chick. Sounds, shall we say, "enticing"
10 years ago
that chick is so hot, orange should be king of mucho
10 years ago
Thing is, it touched Oranjes dick with its mouth. Just semantics Oranje.
10 years ago
I did not have sexual relations with that monster.

@mybrainquit: I am.
10 years ago
You are the queen of Mucho.

Fuck the queen!
10 years ago
Ha ha ha ha! But she had sexual relations with you.
10 years ago
god fuck the queen.
10 years ago
I did get fucked up.
10 years ago
You don't believe in God, Vic.
10 years ago
no, but i like to pretend i do.
10 years ago
He believes in queens though.
10 years ago
He's dating one.
10 years ago
Lizzy's pussy still feels great!
10 years ago
Hey, I never claimed to be good looking.
10 years ago
no one else has claimed it either.
10 years ago
Where do you live smerf?
10 years ago
Ummmm yeeaaa... He wants to rape you... Did you get that memo?
10 years ago
I wanna know where that background is.
10 years ago
Sure you would. Keep wanting sucker!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
That background is probably in your dreams with a tied up, naked smerf in the foreground.
10 years ago
the only background hes interested in is his ass.
10 years ago
Southern California
10 years ago
Didnt know Lucky the Leprechaun ever had a thing for Strawberry Shortcake...
10 years ago
..also you have an eerily long and oddly misshapen middle finger.
10 years ago
It's strangely colon shaped
10 years ago
eerily long? haha
10 years ago
Actually, that's an optical illusion. My fingers are kinda short and thick. If you like, I could post a pic of just my hand.
10 years ago
he would love that.
10 years ago
This is a good pic of you smerf. But whare oh whare is your kilt.
10 years ago
In his kilt drawer.
10 years ago
Duh.
10 years ago
Hanging in my closet, actually.
10 years ago
smerf, are you the one starting all those fucking fires out west?
10 years ago
good job smerf
10 years ago
mak sur u kilr da babeez
10 years ago
I plead fifth.
10 years ago
Are leather jackets acceptable in America? They aren't the sort of thing you'd wear over this side of the pond.

..unless you're a MrFugs, then you wear a knee length one (weirdo).
10 years ago
Unless you ride a motorcycle, or like men, the short answer is a resounding no.
10 years ago
Yes but jackets only, vests are gay.
10 years ago
Usually if you wear a leather vest you are either
1. A biker
2. Some weird ass wedding in Vegas
3. GAY
4. All of the above
5. Your name is drumrave
10 years ago
"knee length" jackets are called trench coats
10 years ago
I don't like the French.
10 years ago
You're just jealous, aren't you Oranje?
10 years ago
^That's how they roll in Blackburn
10 years ago
Hey! I only tend to roll at weekends.

I think, not sure, don't usually remember.
10 years ago
actually, a leather jacket is not abnormal over here, but i wouldn't want the one smerf's wearing..
leather jackets can look good.
10 years ago
I have a cool leather jacket.
10 years ago
by "cool" you mean "gay"
10 years ago
i'm gonna get me a leather jacket if i ever see a nice one.
preferably brown, not black.
10 years ago
By cool I mean super cool, gaylord.
10 years ago
My leather jacket is 100% Nappa and 200% awesome.
10 years ago
fuggys "leather" jacket is pleather.
10 years ago
Meh, I used to have one that I liked more, but then some fucker stole it. On the other hand, this one was a gift, so I can't complain about it.
10 years ago
The only fake leather jacket I owned got stolen, The other five I have are all leather.
So fuck you heggy!
10 years ago
so thats what the merk looks like..... you shouldve stayed anonymous! :)
10 years ago
Dude, my pictures (for that matter, videos) have been on here for over a year. Pay attention, asswipe.
10 years ago
I always pictured you as an old fat guy...sorry
10 years ago
What ever helps you get it up...
10 years ago
The family of Smerfs in the related section seriously does look like you.
And as 1rish1 mentioned, you've either never actually had any ex's or you are a real smooth talker. Or you have a cabinet of roofies.
10 years ago
Nevermind, just realized they ARE you. MrEd must have taken a lot of time photoshopping that photo.
10 years ago
Mr. Ed is a horse, he has no hands silly.
10 years ago
When did I say that?
10 years ago
It was me, not 1rish1.
10 years ago
i think he means oranje..
10 years ago
He did say, "as 1rish1 mentioned".
10 years ago
and he was wrong.
10 years ago
Did I mention that?
10 years ago
I've no idea.
10 years ago
Me neither.
10 years ago
Maybe we were drunk when you posted that.
10 years ago
maybe you are always drunk. always!
10 years ago
Maybe not.
10 years ago
maybe you shark little schoolgirls after work.
10 years ago
There is no maybe about it.
10 years ago
Who was drunk when who posted what?
10 years ago
STOP ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOORE!!
10 years ago
*Schoolgirls scream from Hank's closet (there are no basements in Japan). Hank gets the hammer.*
10 years ago
do you need help?
10 years ago
I'm confused.
10 years ago
I never said I was good looking. However, I'm a nice guy and I'm good with my hands. Having a long tongue doesn't hurt, either.
10 years ago
just because you boyfriend says something that doesn't make it so.
10 years ago
I love it smerf....its great
10 years ago
Easily Entertained.
10 years ago
women compassion....more fake then an rubber dildo
10 years ago
What's a real dildo made from then?
10 years ago
Your right femur.
10 years ago
So that's why I can't stand up properly, I was blaming the alcohol!
10 years ago
starrs just hot for the cigar, monica style.....
10 years ago
no moobs?!?!?


Fake!
10 years ago
I didn't think of that, but moobs would have made it better.
10 years ago
i guess if you like moobs......gay.
10 years ago
this is the most erotic thing i've ever seen
10 years ago
^Loves the ginger.
10 years ago
Maybe its the leather jacket.
10 years ago
Gotta be the "cigar" puffin'.
10 years ago
Possibly the "outdoors" setting.
10 years ago
"Brokeback"?
10 years ago
Dik to Smerf:
"I can't quit you boy"
10 years ago
Omg, gaaaayyyyy!

*washes eyes out with bleach after reading that*
10 years ago
I think I knew this dude in college.
10 years ago
You sure? Because it looks like someone I know.
10 years ago
Reminds me of my ex.

^ strangely appropriate.
10 years ago
he looks eerily much like my father.. o_0
10 years ago
Your father does look pretty eerie.
10 years ago
dad? is that you?
10 years ago
mom????
10 years ago
ur a nice guy, why do you want people to rip on you?
10 years ago
Your avatar sucks ass.
10 years ago
Nice? your fucken retarded hes a fucking douche.
8 years ago
I like it smerf, and i take a shot or 2 before work most mornings so i can cope...???? dunno just figure yerra drunk too
10 years ago
Alkie.^
10 years ago
Me too.^
10 years ago
Are you satified with all the attention you got so far?
10 years ago
Are you dead yet?
10 years ago
are you virgin yet?
10 years ago
wait, what?
10 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.......now that is fucking hilarious.
10 years ago
who the fuck wants to see your faggoty ass picture, that should be a cock in your mouth
8 years ago
don't ever drag me into the past ever again
8 years ago
You know what's scary, how much this looks like my mucho picture ...
5 years ago
at least youre not wearing such an ugly leather jacket
5 years ago
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