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Into battle, Jeeves!

As a lad I often lay siege to San Francisco with my trusty tortoise companion Fillipe'... sadly, he was caught and put in the zoo and I was deterred back to Ohio. Good times...

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by Asphalt

submitted January 23rd 2008

13 comments
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Into battle, Jeeves!
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id hit it
10 years ago
Pedo!
10 years ago
He talked about the turtle, idiot!
10 years ago
That turtle couldn't be a day older then 16, Romeo!
10 years ago
16 year old individuals don´t count as under age in Afghanistan (I don´t care about the video description at all and let my imagination go). At least the females marry at an age of about 14 at most. (By the way: childhood in general is a concept that was invented in the western culture not even 200 years ago. Before children were little adults. Period.)
10 years ago
But 16 in turtle years is like 3 of ours....this went wrong and i should go die now.
10 years ago
yes, sth went wrong with your calculations. if you assume an average human life-span of about 80 years in the civilised world (and how cares about the rest), a turtle would live 427 years in average. that´s quite a lot (even in zoos). and also the turtle dudes would have to wait 96 years for not getting sentenced as pedos. that would be just too cruel, because only real pervs would want to fuck a granny turtle like that...
10 years ago
The turtle could also be 116.
10 years ago
"That's not Seabiscuit, I want my money back".
10 years ago
reminds me of the movie never ending story
10 years ago
Lots of turtle soup
10 years ago
i wanna see a tortoise that big upclose.
10 years ago
So what the fuck does Jeeves have to do with this ?
10 years ago
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