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Open Heart Jailbreak Mishap

You know that your jail break attempt went badly when you are laying on a table with your chest ripped open showing your beating heart.

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by yak

submitted January 22nd 2008

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comments (46)
well, he may not have made the escape, but you gotta give him credit, that kid has heart
10 years ago
ooh i hate you
10 years ago
tssss... you are so heartless!
10 years ago
Settle down everybody...let's all just have a nice hearty laugh about it.
10 years ago
I ought to beat you for such lame puns.
10 years ago
Awww, come on Chx, don't take any of these puns to heart!
10 years ago
this pumps me up?
10 years ago
Walk that shit off pussy! Someone get this whiner a bandaid.
10 years ago
Dick had a heart attack sprinting to the beer store?
10 years ago
Why would I have a heart attack?
10 years ago
Congenital heart disease?
10 years ago
Mitral Valve Prolapse, I saw the leaking valve.
10 years ago
My chest hole isn't that big guys...
10 years ago
Chest Burster did it
10 years ago
That is fucked up.
10 years ago
Not as fucked up as it would be for me to pour a gallon of gasoline in there and light it, and tell the bastard its just a minor case of acid reflux.
10 years ago
i donno, pouring a bottle of vodka would probably be worse
10 years ago
Alright Jib you are my kind of person!!!
10 years ago
Oh man, that would be soooooooo fucked UP! Dude, you ROCK! YEAH!!!
10 years ago
^ lawlz
10 years ago
The dude is laying there, calm and WIDE A-FUCKING-WAKE!!?! Talk about HARD-FUCKING-CORE!!!
10 years ago
I'm not sure how WIDE A FUCKING WAKE he is. His heart is beating awfully slow, and he's not really moving at all. I'm sure he's on some hefty drugs. Good on him all he wanted was the drugs anyways.
10 years ago
His cell mates have somewhere else to fuck him now.
10 years ago
I think you'll find that the "awfully slow beating heart" is, in fact his right lung. The heart is more or less hidden under the sternum. Youcan see it twiching about, but most of the movement is him trying to breathe properly, which is difficult with an open chest cavity.
Where's smerf when you need him?
10 years ago
Moving to California
10 years ago
And people criticize our healthcare system.
10 years ago
damnn how did that happen
10 years ago
This is just a guess, but I think he tried to break out of jail...
10 years ago
uh yeah, i can read the damn title, i want the details damn it
10 years ago
I dont think it was beating so well...
10 years ago
Judging by their Spanish..this happened in El Salvador?
10 years ago
Or anywhere in the United States. Damn Illegals.
10 years ago
this is actually the first time when a video with non disgusting mature content had me shiver...
10 years ago
Pussy. Leave MS now for being such a wuss.
10 years ago
id like to know more info about this one. how does one get this kind of injury and stay alive even that long after a failed prison escape?
10 years ago
Put some 'tussin on it and walk it off.
10 years ago
Tyrant?
10 years ago
looks like an alien larvae is inside him
10 years ago
when i first found the video, i actually thought it was a mouse or some kind of creature running around in there until i watched a little more
10 years ago
Its a really rare and wierd wound . Did he survive?
10 years ago
thoose pads on his chest isnt there purpose to check the heart rate or something?
10 years ago
My mom Lied to me. She said all People in jail are heartless. What a bitch!
10 years ago
Not heartless, just worthless.
10 years ago
food
10 years ago
When wax jobs go bad.
10 years ago
The inmates can't wait to try that hole.
10 years ago
recover password
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