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me fighting mma in backyard

me (shorter guy) vs my mate we both train brazlian ju jitsu he has done it longer ... lol he is also 6 ft 5

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by serialhater

submitted January 21st 2008

181 comments
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comments (181)
sweet softcore porn vid
10 years ago
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
10 years ago
Looks like he's having a gay ol' time with his chap!
10 years ago
no whats really gay is saying "fap". Thats right behind "pwned". Internet nerds....jeez louise
10 years ago
Criticizing the use of the word "fap" on MS is like criticizing the use of the words "utter" and "bullshit" on the subject of religion.
10 years ago
...somewhat.
10 years ago
^look it's snivvle!
10 years ago
oh shi-
10 years ago
BUSTED!
10 years ago
Wasn't snivvle the fugly guy who basically couldn't write proper English? Nah, I'm not snivvle. However, me and my TP crew will TP this shit to the ground!!
10 years ago
marlow then?
10 years ago
You know 'em all, dont you? What if I say I'm a black man all up for some interracial kinky sex with latexclad ladies?
10 years ago
I was under one of the leaves you stepped on.
Rake your fucking lawn.
10 years ago
haha its australia man those are gum leaves
10 years ago
Well fuck you, rake em!
10 years ago
rake your fucking lawn you crossdressing mommies boy
10 years ago
G g G g G GEEK UNIT
10 years ago
derr!1 noes manz those arez gum leaves, why rake zemz!? LULZ!1
10 years ago
homeboys develeping a lingo i think
10 years ago
it's your lingo you petunia
10 years ago
maybe spit your gum in the garbage you fairy savage
10 years ago
fairy savage?... ha
10 years ago
Fairy got owned
10 years ago
huh ?
10 years ago
he's saying you got pwned, dummy^
10 years ago
By "Mate" you mean boyfriend right?
10 years ago
nope
10 years ago
yep
10 years ago
definitely
10 years ago
Should change the name of the video to "fucking gay no one watch unless you like to see gay softcore porn don't waste your time"
10 years ago
15 seconds was enough for me... let's move on.
10 years ago
or softcore gay porn. no one wants to spend 5 minutes readin a clip title
9 years ago
well that was a waste of 6 minute of my life...
10 years ago
you "live" - lol
10 years ago
*r
10 years ago
Shouldn't this be put on YouPorn.com instead of this site?
10 years ago
YP is straight only
10 years ago
They both wouldn't give much of a fight if I raped them. As soon as I had the smaller one's shorts down I'd stick it in.
10 years ago
I wouldn't doubt it...
10 years ago
getting jealous there Donovan? I'll save some chile for you, don't worry
10 years ago
I blame TUF for all these mma posers
10 years ago
i havent seen an episode of tuf ... trained since i was 7 man a long time befor that was around
10 years ago
Since you were 7? Really? Dude, in the nicest way possible, you need a new coach.
10 years ago
teehee
10 years ago
*coughs*pwned*coughs*
10 years ago
irish i have trained since i was 7 but all ov it was stand up 2 years boxing lots ov kickboxing muay thai and 4 years kung fu ... had a few years break in there tho ... only trains bjj and mma for 4 or 5 months and i looked noob agaist him becuse he has done it for 7 / 8 months ... i did dominate the poistions tho
10 years ago
yeah, you cock dominator, you!
10 years ago
What? You're the giver in your relationship serialgayer?
10 years ago
Shoulda impaled him on the fence
10 years ago
I concur, Asphalt. You really are brilliant. You should have a fan-base or at least a country
10 years ago
*throws confetti at Asphalt*
10 years ago
*assasinates asphalt*
10 years ago
6'5" 125#.
10 years ago
wow .... the person i beat in this video was 6'5 75 killos
10 years ago
I'm sorry, I didnt notice anyone getting beat.
10 years ago
looked like rape though..
10 years ago
hahaha wow... you two are gayer than a richard simmons impersonator at a gay pride parade.

did you swallow?
10 years ago
this is gay .very very gay
10 years ago
be better with pillows on our fist ay ?
10 years ago
i'm pretty sure i saw penetration there tough guy
10 years ago
lets see u submit a video old man ... penetration ... is that why your pitching a tent ?
10 years ago
gaaaaaay..you want a video of me?? you total homo.sorry you skank but i'm not into wrestling with boys.
10 years ago
you guys rubbed cocks...fact
10 years ago
dident ask to wrestle you and i dont want to .. just wanted to see how much better you fight seeing how u put so much shit on mma
10 years ago
you are a homosexual boy...fact
10 years ago
i saw your little video. you are gay...not straight..a fag..queer
10 years ago
why would you want to see me fight? gaaay
10 years ago
3 comments in 3 minutes ... couldent ov you just waited 3 minutes to gather ur shit insults ... mate its a fight its mma its not gay ... also its not for people insecure about there own sexuality like you ... when im fighting i think what can i do to hurt him you think aw lets just stand up and fight and give each other brain dammage
10 years ago
Not sure what the 'bjj' tag is, but apparently you earned it.
10 years ago
no way you're 18 cerealhater
10 years ago
haha yeh man .. i just look small next to him becuse he is so tall .. im about 6 ft 1
10 years ago
you look gay next to him ..that's what you look like.
10 years ago
dik.. lmao!
yeah this was pretty fucking gay..
i'm sorry, but my idea of a martial art isn't spending most of the fight clenched under someone's armpit with my legs wrapped aroudn his body..
10 years ago
gaaaaaaaaaaay..
10 years ago
1:20-2:30 was extremely gay.. i hope you like breathing in eachtother's face, waiting for the other one to kiss you first..
and the repositioning after that was even worse..
10 years ago
it's just soo goddamned gay
10 years ago
you know these fuckin hobos cant afford jockstraps...they're touching dongs man...sword fight!!!!!!
10 years ago
They crossed the streams.
It's like watching that gay porn show "The UFC" on tv, but with random people who like men.
In the mouth.
10 years ago
right in the mouth indeed
10 years ago
dicknixion man do u remember when u posted a pick ov yourself that was pritty funny man u look like a bit ov a geek ay
10 years ago
oooooooooooo zing!... hahahaha you noob
10 years ago
"dicknixion man do u remember when u posted a pick ov yourself that was pritty funny man u look like a bit ov a geek ay"
so..? what's you point? are we supposed to wait for the clue, or what?
10 years ago
hey serialhater, man, do you remember when u posted that vid of you fondling some other guy in your backyard? that was pretty gay man, you looked like a pair of passionate lovers "ay"..
10 years ago
^^^very weakest insult ever ...epic, massive fail
10 years ago
dik you should start a gang man your pritty tuff you can call it geek unit you could recrute vic and dic jr ...and vic man remember when i posted a video ov me fighting i duno about anything ells ay .... you have a good imagination tho
10 years ago
can you get more gay? seriously
10 years ago
the closet is open today apparently
10 years ago
"fighting"? it looked more like dry humping..
10 years ago
dry? unlikely
10 years ago
What I find most disturbing is that this found its way into the 'ufc', 'mma', and 'pride' tags. It should be in the 'gay', 'homosexuality', 'faggot' tags....
10 years ago
And the idiots will gather around to throw in their two cents as to how I look ....ahahah remember that dick nixon u fukin bitch
10 years ago
you really like dicknixon jr ....gaaaaay
10 years ago
dont feel sad vic i still think youre hot like fire
10 years ago
don't you mean dick, dik?
10 years ago
i'll take it as a compliment anyway, you longhaired lovebeast!
10 years ago
thats what my mom used to call me
10 years ago
you taught that whore well ;D
10 years ago
Gayyyyyyyy

At least mine wasn't a picture of myself with my hand down my friends pants. I saw him trying to hump your face, and you smiling.
10 years ago
yeah, the raunchiness of this vid could make Ron Jeremey blush
10 years ago
I have no idea what serialgayer is typing. I think he spends to much time being a pirate of mens pants and rubbing up his mates legs like a horny golden retriever. "Ay?" what the fuck...
10 years ago
dont you cunts ever sleep or are you all full time internet thugs ?
10 years ago
Yeah, you nasty bunch of thugs, you!
*tear*
10 years ago
The drama queen could start a hissy fit.
10 years ago
can someone link to all "the regulars" pictures of themselfes.??
10 years ago
plant, i THINK that there is a tag called 'users' or something.. let me find out...
10 years ago
10 years ago
I laughed at Nova and his makeup again... just thought I should throw that out there
10 years ago
thank you kindly MuchoQueenant
10 years ago
is that it?, there are so few =(! Godzilla is the coolest i wish he would adopt me .
10 years ago
hahaha...ask him plantshit he probably will, he has a hard hat
10 years ago
he looks like an funny an nice guy, i bet he sits alone of christmus =)
10 years ago
on*
10 years ago
wat!
10 years ago
your not very good dude, not good enough to brag anyways.
10 years ago
not good enough to show anyone anyways..
10 years ago
wow not much of a mma fan base on this fight .. i was waiting for a good fight to post up here .. i thought that this was it but i quess not ... yak and mma i know u guys like mma what are your opinions .. there are a few othere mma fans on here .. any positive feedback appreciated
10 years ago
i hope you were wearing condoms
10 years ago
irish ... hank ...toolman .. opionons ?
10 years ago
Uh huh "mma mma blah blah mma mma blah blah gay sex mma blah blah i seek approval mma mma"
10 years ago
not seeking aproval i just know these guys like mma .. they probly know a fair bit more than everyone ells on this site ... just wanna see what they think
10 years ago
..and when you can meet up to breath heavily in their face before making hot, homosexual love to them.
10 years ago
lol @ you following diks lead ...i think its you to that are fukin gay cunts seeking each others aproval ... when i was in his gaurd and rained down those punches and it dident effect him much i grabed him and held him so he couldent attempt a submission or escape... i also needed to catch my breath and come up with a game plan . which was get around his gaurd and get mount and try rain down punches ... i did that sucsessfully and it still dident work so my next plan was get standing up and beat him from there .... see man you obveoisly dont understand the game yous just say aw gay becuse its to guys close together get a clue fuckhead
10 years ago
too many lines sissy fighter boy not reading it
10 years ago
yeah, what do you expect us to actually *read* that book you wrote up there!?
10 years ago
exsacly my point cant think for yourselves need to copy each other my bet is both ov you read that and just have nothing to say
10 years ago
"hey hey, irish, you hunk of a man, what did you think of my cuddle technique!?"
10 years ago
why turn it around for .... i just wana know if fighting fans like my fight .. you can wish its a gay video all u like
10 years ago
i must have a fucking genie then. cuz this here's some gayness
10 years ago
where'd you learn to fight? boarding school?? hahahahaha
10 years ago
Yes, I am a hunk. Thank you Vic. As for my opinion, I think you should work on cardio and your stand up a little more. You should not have gone for the clench so soon unless you were afraid of his reach. I don't know the quality of your instruction but if I were you I would try to get some intructional DVD's. Maybe some Sambo vids would come in handy I saw quite a few openings for leg locks. Keep training. These guys don't know shit about shit.
10 years ago
gaaaaaaaay
10 years ago
i never expected this to get gayer. but there you go
10 years ago
cocktoucher irish..candyboy...etc
10 years ago
He's gonna put on a cowboy hat and eat pudding.
10 years ago
why dont you draw a picture of it on a napkin irish im sure you have one near seeing you just watched gay porn and loved it
10 years ago
when you say it like that wanko it sound pretty damn good
10 years ago
I love pudding. What exactly should I draw dik? Are we gonna do this again cause if so it will have to be later I gotta go work. In the mean time feel free to display your ignorance a little more with serialhater.
10 years ago
burger king calls..irish hops on his dad's 10 speed
10 years ago
lunchtime shift.. so many fries
10 years ago
dik you should really go on msn, i haven't seen you there in ages.
10 years ago
you MSN noob!
10 years ago
i'm usually signed in i'm hiding from a chick from work
10 years ago
And me
Why don't you talk to me?
I gotta kick your ass at RPS
10 years ago
i got the night off tonight i'll be around
10 years ago
its not like i'll be busy producing softcore gay porn like this noob
10 years ago
...You sure?
10 years ago
gee, and I was looking forward to that.
10 years ago
to what?
10 years ago
nevermind
10 years ago
lol dont put it on my irish i gota goto work aswell man ...ahha nah man i wasent afraid to stand when i moved in on him i dident expect him to stay there and once i got there i cudent nee him so i was gana go for a slam .... i got good teaches man for my bjj teacher he is a brown belt from royler gracie
10 years ago
I'm just saying you look like a bjj guy doing MMA. Work on conditioning and stand up, and work with a black belt if you can find one. The pass was a nice one. I live in a big city so it is kinda odd to me to hear that a brown belt runs a school.
10 years ago
yeh man .. he dident come to aus with the intention to teach but we do have a lack ov good teachers here so there was demands so he met them ... he grew up doing bjj soon as he could walk he was rolling
10 years ago
jesus christ.
10 years ago
"he grew up doing bj's soon as he could walk he was rolling"
..
wow
10 years ago
serial hater, you know what the first rule about digging a hole is don't you?

i'd quit now while you're behind if i was you.
10 years ago
whats the worst that can happen ?
10 years ago
meteor strike?
10 years ago
and you know what, i was having so much fun reading the comments i completely forgot to watch the clip, i've had to come back to it, so it had better be worth it boy.
10 years ago
it wasn't. - GAY
10 years ago
Ubërgay!
10 years ago
*singing* And he was KUNG FU fighting ..... and was fast as lightning.......
10 years ago
...his gayness was a little bit frightening...but he blowed with expert timing
10 years ago
^ hahaha
10 years ago
... dissapointed.
10 years ago
wtf is this. get the fuck out of here featherweight before I highkick the shit out of your head.
10 years ago
learn to fight ffs, firs of all dont kick the legs its no point, if your chicken legs going to do any damage a t your opponent legs i give u 100$ . Then move forward instead of attack and stand like a bird. I would have mauled you down in 3 seconds fucking noob. Instead of making 20500 millions punches do one real punch . You cant fight go and play with your pokemon cards instead.
10 years ago
New great Plantshit quote "Then move forward instead of attack and stand like a bird. I would have mauled you down in 3 seconds fucking noob. Instead of making 20500 millions punches do one real punch "
10 years ago
dont you have som leaves to carry back to the stack?
10 years ago
At a 1:23 they are in the throws of love. Aww how cute!
10 years ago
[In nature show host voice]
At 5:09 the female throws the male off spent and unwilling to show any affection..........Pitty he wanted to cuddle today.
10 years ago
nice leg kicks, nice heel to the back of the head when you were both on the ground as well. do you know any submissions? how heavy were those gloves?
10 years ago
^Gayer than a gay thing at a gayfest!
10 years ago
thanks bro .. shud have seen another video i was fiming agaist a tae kwon do black belt i got some mad kicks on him ... filmed it in night mode tho so it turned out shit ... yeh man i know submissions ... just dident get a good chance
10 years ago
that little arrow up there looks like its pointing at your name. haha
10 years ago
Don't evade the issue!
10 years ago
mma = man-man action?
Gay!
If you're so good at it, why are you breathing like an asthmatic old man after the first 30 seconds? Must be the excitement.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
10 years ago
Ha Face to foot style, how do you like it?
10 years ago
Kung pow, fuck yeah!
10 years ago
yep and its one of the greatest movies ever made, i hope they realease kungpow2 soon =)
10 years ago
Well since you want an opinion, here you go. Can't tell how your standing game is cuz well, there wasnt any. As far as your floor work, not bad. Don't get sucked into the brazilian jujitsu fad. It's great and all, but so many MMA fighters take it. Work on something that alot of the fighters dont do like Gracie jujitsu. Looked like at one point you had a clear 2 minute opening to put him in an ankle lock but you were focused on hitting him way to much and gave up your arm for a potential armbar. Solidify either your stand up or ground game then work on the other one. Not bad though. Post one of your stand up game.
9 years ago
this is awesome!
5 years ago
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