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Shark Caption Contest

Or as Plantshit calls them: "fish".

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted January 21st 2008

154 comments
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Shark Caption Contest
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comments (154)
A: uh oh, uh oh
B: yeah, definately 30 minutes til wapner
10 years ago
A: hey, ever see that video where they blew up the beached whale?

B: yeah, that was great, chunks...went.....oh shi-
10 years ago
There's nothing so annoying as being first here and not being able to think of a funny caption... I better leave.
10 years ago
don't worry i already ruined it
10 years ago
big got crucified.
10 years ago
A:Hey is it getting hard to breath or is it just me.
B:Holy shit, a talking shark
10 years ago
fuck you you cock sucking motherfucking twat.
10 years ago
You tell him borracho5000.
10 years ago
A: i got an exam tomorow
B: Word
10 years ago
you are a fucking cock sucking dick taker fuck you and everything you stand for you fucking fag.
10 years ago
A:I feel like a fish out of water.
B:I fucking hate you.
10 years ago
c: you arnt funny and i hope you choke on your tounge as you sleep
10 years ago
A: You were great last night, maybe we can can hang out today.
B: Yeah...i got this thing i got to do today.
10 years ago
fuck you your avatar suck...
10 years ago
ever heard of Sublime?
10 years ago
you ever hear of a shitty contrived band called sublime?
10 years ago
you ever heard of midol you bleeding fagot?
10 years ago
hey dont be upset it not my fault that you listen to a shitty band and your avatar reflects how lame you are,
10 years ago
apparently you need extra strength and all this coming from the diabetes guy....yeah stfu.
10 years ago
lol.. im just pointing out that you have about the same music taste as a juggalo. they release three or four at best mediocre albums..its not like they are nirvana. hell i ive even seen sublime live a couple of times before he died and i can tell you for a matter of fact they suck dog balls.
10 years ago
oh yeah, you and 1% of america agree that sublime sucks. Just like you and 1% of america like to stick a dildo up the ass while masturbating.
10 years ago
i bet you are also a big blink182 fan... also i love your statistic...nice rebuttal you fucking twit.
10 years ago
borracho don't be such a fucking liar. you didn't even know what his avatar referred to until I spelled it out for you, then you used your mad google skillz to descry it is actually a band.
"i ve even seen sublime live a couple of times" ahahahaa, how old are you, 21? so you saw them when you were what, 9? sure!
why would you even go repeatedly to concerts of a band you dislike, dipshit?
10 years ago
no i was 16 and 17 when a witnessed the crap band call sublime, and go figure a cocksucker like yourself would spell skills "skillz" its ok if you like shit music just dont think its good or be surprised when people talk shit about it. its not like they are the beetles or zep they did less for music than the cranberries. oh and bands open for bands so lets say a main band i want to see has a couple of opening acts..thats how you see bands you dont like. you may listen to shit music but that doesnt mean you have to act like a floppy cunt.
10 years ago
dude,you're so fucking stupid. obviously because i like sublime, i have to love blink182 right? do you even know what real music is? just because i have a sublime logo as my avatar doesnt mean i think they were the greatest band on the earth. go fuckin listen to some AC/DC you fag.
10 years ago
Sublime is a great fucking band. You are still a douche, though.
10 years ago
"mad google skillz", nice find watson, zero chance that z was actually employed intentionally for ironic emphasis, nope, impossible.
when did I ever write Sublime was good or did a lot for music?
you think I give a shit about what kind of music you approve of? I'll stick to my Led Z, Deep Purple, Floyd, RATM,... collection, you can jerk off to your Streisand records, to each his own, calm down.
10 years ago
hey catch you wrote it its not my fault you are a homo...and endo does the fact i said you like blink182 hurt your feeling so much because its true?
10 years ago
It hurts his feelings because he's a cock loving faggot.
10 years ago
i would have to agree with you on that one hank
10 years ago
borracho, I should have guessed your pun comprehension was pretty much nonexistent, when you called the beatles the beetles. Lets see if you can figure out this paronomasia the greatest band ever adopted more than 40 years ago.
10 years ago
looks like a new ambiguously gay duo has formed. borracho, how ever did you know about my secret love afair with blink182. why dont you two get a room and 69 or something.
10 years ago
Bendo, go fuck yourself with a 40 oz. to freedom.
10 years ago
how long did it take you to think about that one spanky? You're a class A deuche silo.
10 years ago
It took about as long as it takes your mouth to automatically drop open when your dad walks in the room, .0062 seconds. Faster than your mom, or even your little sister. You must be proud.
10 years ago
hmmmm... .0062 seconds? damn i didnt beat ur time?
10 years ago
damn hank you spend a lot of time on this website. how old are you again?
10 years ago
Damn Bendo, you sure are a lame, dumb ass motherfucker. Why are you alive again?
10 years ago
ahhhhh, dont skip the question. You're like 40 right? you know what, i give up hank. i hope that when i turn 40(assuming drugs havent killed me)i can be as cool as you, being a complete fucking loser in japan and spending all my time on the internet.
10 years ago
You want to become like me? You should be so lucky. First thing, if you want to become like me, stop sucking 40 cocks a day. Then, stop sticking things up your ass. I mean everything. You can't stick ANYTHING up your ass. Finally, stop licking dog's balls and get your penis reattached. If you do all that, you'll be 1% on the way to becoming me.
10 years ago
Also, fuck you!
10 years ago
Also, pwnd!
10 years ago
wow, a little touchy about the 40yr old virgin comment huh?
10 years ago
Just also wanted to say that if im still using the word pwned in another twenty years ill just go ahead and kill myself.
10 years ago
Why wait?
10 years ago
catch sure take making fun of his "skillz" to heart and endo is well just gay....endo is a cock taking fuck...he moved to thailand to become a cock taking master...endo is 13 year old loli from thailand that listens to shitty music.
10 years ago
wow that was a good story borracho, maybe some day my cock takeing skills will be even to yours. But im probably about 1000 blowjobs behind you.
10 years ago
actually, let me tell a story too. Borracho was born in the heart of kentucky where his brother sodomized him over and over again. After an infected asshole caused him to have 2 feet of his large intestine to be removed he went into hiding where he is now called by his new name.
10 years ago
Noone wants to read your diary Bendo. Shut it.
10 years ago
woh, good one man. That would have been gold at recess in 5th grade. how old are you hank?
10 years ago
i dont even need to read you posts loli endo go back to sucking those cocks...
10 years ago
loli endo gets upset when you make fun of her cocksucking skills and shitty music
10 years ago
A: getting a tan on beach, you said would be great idea
B: sorry dear
10 years ago
nice post you fucking cunt
10 years ago
Borracho , thank you ,ya piece of shit
10 years ago
A:Hey I wonder if we could ever get on Muchosucko
B:Nawww
10 years ago
why did you do more than one you fucking ass
10 years ago
A: how do you like that
B: MMMM i love it when you fin me
10 years ago
fuck you
10 years ago
Wow, borracho is angry today!
10 years ago
yeah it's nice isn't it
10 years ago
Its like watching a riot
10 years ago
He's like that when he masturbates too
10 years ago
A: Before we, ya know, die... I just wanted to tell you that... well... I sharked your sister
B: If I had opposable thumbs and a claw hammer... Id shoot you...
10 years ago
A:
B:
10 years ago
How did I know someone was going to be this fucking lame?
10 years ago
because you're a lame magnet?
10 years ago
Do you ever listen to yourself speak? When you cam up with that I bet you were giggling your little school girl ass off.
10 years ago
I was giggling because your dad is right here tickling my balls.
I didn't have to cam up with anything you fucking special ed reject. God! Just like your fucking father.
10 years ago
soooo, you like to have sex with retards? thats what i got out of that.
10 years ago
I guess but I just consider you to be a slow person.
10 years ago
^Retard.
10 years ago
A: We ARE fish.
B: You think a cat would know that.
10 years ago
That for some reason made me think of this:
A:This is Sparta!
B:Nigga Please
10 years ago
A. and you said this was a great trick.


B. It is... its just i can only do it once...
10 years ago
A: OMFG

B: SRSLY
10 years ago
haha i dunno why this made me laugh.
10 years ago
A. I don't think we'er gonna make it out of this one.

B. No shit.
10 years ago
A:If only I could talk, this is what I would say.
B:UH, What?
10 years ago
Now that is lame!
10 years ago
I learned from the best around, thanks niggerlover
10 years ago
No, I was never a special ed teacher. You must have me confused with someone else.
10 years ago
Dude, you two ugly ass lesbians need to go wash some dishes or something
10 years ago
He started it
10 years ago
But seriously, Albino just needs to kill himself...or go back to ebaums with his shit ass comments
10 years ago
So is that another site you lurk?
10 years ago
hahaha you guys are great!!
10 years ago
A: Did you hear about Heath Ledger?

B: WTF are you talking about asshole?
10 years ago
repeat line B
10 years ago
A: Why do I always have to be on top?
B: *donkey punch*
10 years ago
A: That's what she said.
B: huh?
10 years ago
A:were is claude hiding?
B:fuck if I know tricky little bastard.
10 years ago
A: Ahhhhh.. This is the life.
B: You're in my sun dude.
10 years ago
A: Getting on mucho without inserting something in my penis...
B: Priceless.
10 years ago
A: HEY! Did you grab my ass?
B: No...should I?
10 years ago
A:"Dude, there they come. lie still!"
B:"Aaaaany moment now.."
10 years ago
A: dude, how could we have missed an entire hoard of drowning fat humans?

B: they were never there dude......the seagulls set us up man........damn you seagulls!
10 years ago
A: God! Im sorry for....
God: fuck off fish you dont have a soul
B: told you!
10 years ago
A: Birdie ,Birdie ,Birdie....
B: Birdie, birdie,birdie....
10 years ago
A: I don't think they are going to release us.
B: Ya think?
10 years ago
a. what the fuck was that?
b. stan
10 years ago
a.sure it wasn't plantshit?
10 years ago
i wish thoose fish would swim up the river to the very north sweden. Atleast on the summer when the rivers are ice free =)
10 years ago
what for? so you could imagine them swimming by while you huff paint?
10 years ago
imagine grill some meat by the water and have some beers and watch thoose hungry fish getting crazy from the smell of grilled meat in the swedish sunset a quite evening.It would be a great barbaque , wouldnt you like to come? I have a very good marinade for chicken and hares
10 years ago
Sounds pretty good, actually.
10 years ago
party at the big 'P' his house everybody!1
10 years ago
where i live there is midnight sun all summer .
10 years ago
http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bild:Midnight_sun_in_Kiruna.jpg
here a picture on it, the picture is just take 3 hours care way from me =9.
10 years ago
and on the winter, pitch black all day ;D
10 years ago
A. This blows
B. You mean like bicho at a petting zoo?
10 years ago
A. No, like Bendo at a morgue.
10 years ago
B. Wow, that is pretty blowtacular
10 years ago
A. Don't you know who I am, I'm the jugger..
B. BITCH!
10 years ago
A: Great idea. We found the shit like in two girls and a cup, but how the fuck do we get back in the water, genius?
B:FUCK! And. YOU!
10 years ago
this is the worse caption i read today
10 years ago
A: oh shit.... hey.... HEY! wake up. man did we get wasted last night.... were fucked up, the tide is low
B: damn, were gonna die lookin like fags
10 years ago
lol, not bad.
10 years ago
A. Hey, shouldn't there be some Japanese panties?

B. We got gypped.
10 years ago
A. CANDYGRAM!

B. LANDSHARK!
10 years ago
LOL
10 years ago
i don't get it?
10 years ago
Old Saturday Night Live skit. Old like me.
10 years ago
A. Those Chinese cockle pickers come out at high tide.
B. Not soon enough , im starving.
10 years ago
A. I don't like it up here!
B. Fuck you, whunu you cock smoker!
10 years ago
fuck you whunu
10 years ago
ya, fuck you whunu.
10 years ago
yeah, really, whunu; fuck YOU!
10 years ago
A: wiiiii! Acid is the shiit Yo Im flying
B: Mmmbop hakuna matata we flying high , we are the flying sharks Wiiii! Lets fly to the moon
10 years ago
A: FLAP THOSE FINS, we gonna flie out a here
B: FUCK YOU I'ME FLAPING AS HARD AS I CAN !

A & B : FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
10 years ago
wow.
10 years ago
is it just me or is it really that bad?
10 years ago
a: I'm a shark!
b: Suck my dick!
10 years ago
A:OH god, We're fucked!
B: I never saw Venice!
10 years ago
A: Wanna try doggy paddle style?
B: Ok but first let me remove your teeth from my ass you cunt.
10 years ago
A: we are on Muchosucko YIPPIEE!
B: yeaaah woooooohoooo!
10 years ago
A: Badger, badger, badger, badger...
B: Mushroom! Mushroom!
10 years ago
Lame.
10 years ago
A: Quaid.. start the reactor!
B: ...
10 years ago
A: I'll be back !
B:....
10 years ago
A: Hank?
B: ...
10 years ago
A:
B: Yes, I'm Sarah Conner.
10 years ago
A: Come with me if you want to live!
B: ...
10 years ago
A: Come with me if you want to live!
B: ...
10 years ago
A: ...
B: Come with me if you want to live!
10 years ago
I just realized...was it really necessary to put "A" and "B" in the balloons? =/
10 years ago
no, not really.
10 years ago
A. Aaaaand I'm spent!
B. Pass the smokes.
10 years ago
A:Hey
B:Howdy
10 years ago
Lame
10 years ago
A: Why the fuck is there an A in a bubble posted above my head and who are these faggot fucks making up "captions" for us?
B: Beats me.
10 years ago
A:Dude! You got a tattoo!
B: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
A: "Sweet!" What about mine?
B: "Dude!" What does mine say?
A: "Sweet!" What about mine?
B: "Dude!" What does mine say?
A: "Sweet!" What about mine?
B: "Dude!" What does mine say?
10 years ago
Where's my car?
10 years ago
A: Have you ever taken a ride on a giant crab?
B: Just this once
10 years ago
A. Less Filling!
B. Tastes Great!
10 years ago
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