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No More Cotton Picking For You

Look Ma...No Fingers!

featuredgross

by Mustang51PNA

submitted January 19th 2008

26 comments
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No More Cotton Picking For You
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comments (26)
he tried to trim his fingernails with a lawnmower?
bad idea. really stupid - lol
10 years ago
I swing a katana around wildly and hope I don't lose an eye when I trim my nails.
10 years ago
i use a chainsaw drenched in gasoline and set on fire
10 years ago
I use nail clippers but then again i'm a very brave guy.
10 years ago
sometimes i use an axe covered in sulphuric acid blindfolded
10 years ago
I call my crazy ex a psycho cunt and let her bite my finger nails off.
Sometimes she gets the fingers themselves, but the doctors re-attach them
10 years ago
I knew a guy that lost part of his finger trying to sand a fan belt on his car while it was moving. Yeah, he was a dumbass.
10 years ago
wait wouldn't he have to be black to pick cotton?? ....(sorry morph it was asking for a racist comment)
10 years ago
Why are you apologizing? They don't have any feelings.
10 years ago
you mean feelings in the soul or sth like that, i guess. because they scream pretty loudly when you beat them...^^
10 years ago
why do you think beyonce sings "to the left to the left"....blacks dont have rights....that was a text message I got on MLK day
10 years ago
James Earl Ray Day
10 years ago
I got an imaginary text saying "Hide from them black folk today"
10 years ago
send me your phone number...I'll send it to you
10 years ago
I had conference calls with customers.
10 years ago
racist fucing mexican jew whorebag!



ilove you star.
10 years ago
I have no cell
10 years ago
I wonder if home phones can receive texts...
10 years ago
Man he must have owed someone a LOT of money.
10 years ago
na he works in printing
10 years ago
High five!... oh wait.
10 years ago
high none
10 years ago
I give that joke two thumbs up.
10 years ago
It looks like he had ugly fatass fingers anyway.
10 years ago
This is what happens when you get to close to a feeding rosie odonell.
10 years ago
She must not have been very hungry. Most of his hands are still there.
10 years ago
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