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snakebite

infection drained

featuredgross

by cshoe86

submitted January 18th 2008

104 comments
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comments (104)
That's a pretty cool-headed horse.
10 years ago
one little sting for a horse .. one giant leap for team pus !
10 years ago
This. Is the coolest team puss movie EVER. "It's like custard"
10 years ago
tubby custard!
10 years ago
would have been sweet if he chugged it as it streamed out.
10 years ago
not even a fucking glove?
my ex-gf worked in a barn, its a fucked up job, 7 days a week, horses are worse than babies, they want food and water twice a day, and lots of care,
she had no time to fuck me, fucking farm girl
10 years ago
Was his name billy-bob?
10 years ago
She was called Nanny.
10 years ago
She was a goat.
10 years ago
Iranian liked to fuck her,
Right down her throat.
10 years ago
When he tried from behind,
He got a huge kick.
10 years ago
Now 'es got a bald patch
for a dick.
10 years ago
He should have licked his finger.
10 years ago
Hey, you dumb bitch. Since you were too fucking stupid to notice, I'd just like to point out the incongruity of your post and the preceding 6 posts.

Pull your head out of your ass, would ya?
10 years ago
It did sit with the original post.
10 years ago
Are you far-sighted, or something?
10 years ago
You got to admit, catlady, you did break up the rhyme.
10 years ago
Okay, I admit it. But I really wanted him to lick his finger, that'd be awesome.
10 years ago
CatLady remember how you said you had to start a new account because you were fucking stupid and annoying with the last username? Did you not learn anything or are you trying again?
10 years ago
she's trying, hard..
10 years ago
Again.
10 years ago
Answer the GOD DAMN phone!
10 years ago
true.
10 years ago
There arent any snakes in the upper 48 that can srike that high.
10 years ago
*lower... *strike... whatever..
10 years ago
Keep goin' Rolando.... Is it that hard to use the internet? "upper, lower, sRike..." Take a breath, slow down, there's plenty of time to comment and look at everything on Mucho ok? Your "friends" will still like you if it takes you one hour or a minute to post your words of wisdom. sheeesh...
10 years ago
A small bald man made fun of me. :(
10 years ago
Actually you made fun of yourself with a reply to your own post. But, I know how it feels Rolando. Once an attempted flame on me happened when people thought I was "short" b/c you couldn't see that 90 lb 18 yr olds had 7 inch go-go boots on next to me. Yeah, I felt bad that losers that have never been to a club before to see boots like that let alone see girls in real life made fun of me. Yeah, we all got feelings...
10 years ago
So, you're bald, then...
10 years ago
Hilarious! No I shave my head actually but what's with all the gay inquiries towards me tonight? This is Mucho, people just watch your posts and me pounding you back, just roll with it man. I can assure you I am not fat (hilarious) or bald or 3 foot 6 inches or whatever. All you need to know about me is that I am not as sensitive as you are following me around here all night. You are funny though!
10 years ago
1. I'm only kicking your ass mercilessly out of boredom.
2. I've not said anything that could be misconstrued as gay(except by you).. keep hoping.
3. You are unbearably short, inconcievably fat, and unimaginally bald.

Shut up already!
10 years ago
Ok numbers now? Ok! 1. I don't think you are winning. ;P

2. You're right, incessantly posting comments about your wishes that my physical attributes are true all night long on Mucho (see 3. below).


3. Ok.I will explain nice and slow the image that you have seen on line is myself next to multiple go-go dancers in 7-9 inch boots. Do I have to do the math for you? I weigh 168, light actually since I play the drumkit professionally for a couple rockbands (sorry can't reveal those yet) and I have a pony tail that is about a foot long (I just wear it to piss off people that 9-5 jobs, it's rather obnoxious actually).

Lastly, when you put an exclamation point at the end of "Shut up already", this doesn't convey that you are doing any "ass kicking". It just shows you are upset about your mom and me and the "a.t.m." joke. Also, if I am "unimaginably" bald ( you spelled it wrong) that would mean I'm not bald? Wtf?

So in the world of M.S. we both look like idiots to the viewers and posters here but I know I am funnier than you because you make it easy and fun, therefore I win on entertainment value alone.

It's 3 am and I have a load of malt to drop down this little Korean girls throat when I wake her up with the "Oh baby, I am so sorry I was working...." and all of that... Sweet dreams Roland. And goodnight to all on Mucho Sucko... (victory wave, salutes from Mucho fans - well, except dik, smerf and hank but they're old so who cares? Later...)
10 years ago
You're a sad, sad little man:(
10 years ago
oc pink fuck..rolands got like 10 lines compared to your goddamned hundreds. you're a fuckin idiot, no need to read whatever the fuck youre babbling on about
10 years ago
Thanks dik.
*wipes brow*
10 years ago
Thanks dik! (but c'mon you know you read the whole thing b/c your names at the end then you got all emotional and posted you didn't read it... ) Now go to your nearest Catholick (I just made that up too... Daayum I'm hot tonight!) and find a priest that will absolve you for lying. You know you read my long, glorious posts word for word... Both you and Roland are my biggest fans, look, he's so upset/in love with me that he left a little "sad face" up there now that I'm a "little man" and not his fat cherub he was looking to man-hump tonight....



Yawn, I'm gettin' tired...

Whew...
10 years ago
jesus fucking christ.....EDIT!!!!! 2 lines maybe i'll read it asshole
10 years ago
You are truly a pussy Rolanda with that post up there: "Thanks dik" (wait what's that? the sound of Rolanda sucking dik's dick? what? is it possible? it's TRUE! Rolanda just sucked internet dick with dik!) Ok, I've truly seen it all... (puke)
10 years ago
Yak, if you ban this fags ip address, and email me your po box I will mail you a check for $100.. I swear to Allah.
10 years ago
OC is as influential as a fart in a jar, and will be gone even quicker.
10 years ago
I like how he tries to sound intelligent, but when you asked him if he was bald he said " No I shave my head actually". Shaved head? Bald! Unless Pinky uses a different razor to the rest of us. Shut up, Baldy.
10 years ago
Roland, you pussy, don't ask Yak to ban someone because you can't handle them. Puuuuuuuussssssssssyyyyy move!!! Haaden the fack up, girlfriend!

And OGStink, you really aren't very funny and only mildly witty at best. It seems like you are in love with yourself and love the sound of your own voice. Not surprising considering where you are from, I guess.
10 years ago
I think most are reading OC's first self-glorifying paragraph, then skipping over the rest of his banter to the regular postings. He did happen to pick up some bitch called pfisel while here.
10 years ago
Even humorless, turd shaped asteroids, if big enough, will gather up space debris, and other cosmic garbage, into their gravitaional suck.
10 years ago
He gathers space detritus....and it is held by static, not by his wit.
10 years ago
Yawn.... well good morning bitches... Just woke up to take a piss. Thanks for schooling Rolanda Hank, his feelings did get hurt quite a bit. And Capt, leave the "depth" to me ok? pt2 below...
10 years ago
we're not advertising that site, don't bother posting the link again ocpink
10 years ago
unless of course you would like to pay us to advertise it ;/
otherwise we will just ban you cuz well.. i personally don't give a shit
10 years ago
I like the prospect of bannage.
All I see from this new fucksack is a bunch of shit.
I could give 3 shits less that you own some other site, we hang out here.
10 years ago
Hell Yak, since he has made claims on here that he has drawn business from your site, should'nt some of that so called check be legally yours?
10 years ago
Hello DeJaVu and Yak, info request sent to your (Yak's) inbox. I am interested in advertising a 2"x 2" block on the home page. Rates please? Thanks!





10 years ago
ban him, just for the hell of it.
i don't even feel like trying to flame him away..

and OCStink, you are not, i repeat; *NOT*, funnier than roland. get that through your thick, bald skull.
10 years ago
Vic. How do you put a space between the sentences? I could use that for my posts actually. Instead one one continuous paragraph, I could put spaces between each sentence in my posts.


Oh and thanks for not banning me Yak and DeJaVu. I actually read the rules before I joined and I don't use racial slurs(not my style), I'm just obnoxious to these guys. Thanks.
10 years ago
Ok and lastly (in case I do get banned). I would never steal business from M.S. I love this site, plus none of you cheap fuckers pay for anything anyways. I always click on the ads, that's money to M.S.

Also, Vic - Roland is not funnier than anyone. I have been visiting this site for two years and never heard someone beg Yak to ban someone with an offer of cash. If being a pussy is "funny" than I guess you are right.

And if I do get banned, Roland owes $100.00 so again, I contribute either way. * just wanted to get that in before I'm banned)...

Fuck, I also forgot - Hank, I'm from Chicago NOT Cali and I hate these Hollywood/California dopes, I'M just making $ off of them. (but I am going to the beach now...)
10 years ago
Then Hank fucked her,

and now he's sick.
10 years ago
WTF?!?! That was supposed to go under the poem above...
10 years ago
"If being a pussy is "funny" than I guess you are right."
you mean like saying "Oh and thanks for not banning me Yak and DeJaVu. I actually read the rules before I joined and I don't use racial slurs(not my style), I'm just obnoxious to these guys. Thanks."
10 years ago
Are there rules?

I mean like written down ones.
10 years ago
Vic - there's you clowns and then there's the gatekeepers. C'mon man, remember when you were employed years ago, you had a boss?


And Hank - it's called "FAQ" and yeah, they are "written down". The section about racial slurs is pretty long, about a paragraph, so don't freak out.
10 years ago
how much profit do I make for this site yak?
10 years ago
i asked wrong , what i really wanted to ask i how much more profit do i make then hank ? If you was forced to ban one of us who would you ban ? =)
10 years ago
Beach in Chicago i thought you had snow, its winter ffs .
10 years ago
OCPink, ok, seriously, please take a hint and be quiet. That's saying something because I never shuttup.
10 years ago
Real.
10 years ago
Seriously OBStink, how fucking dumb are you? There is no racism rule no matter what you may have read. If you weren't a complete noob (claiming a several year lurk to gain some "Mucho street cred") you would know that. When I was cutting my teeth here I asked several times about posting rules and got no answer, so I assumed there was no formal rules "written down".

So, yeah, you can go FAQ yourself. I know the unwritten rules.
10 years ago
Fake.

Just...because.
10 years ago
We shouldn´t had talked rude about hanks small penis , he is very upset now. Im sorry Hank i didnt thought it was a very sensitive area for you. Im sure they love the penis in japanstack.
10 years ago
You are talking to yourself about my penis, fruit loop.
10 years ago
im talking to everyone that want to listen , isnt life wonderful miniwiener?
10 years ago
edit:You are talking to yourself about my "SMALL" penis, fruit loop.
//plantshit
10 years ago
Plantshit, he's taking it out of me, so chill.
10 years ago
DUmbfuck, you said "We shouldn't have talked rude...", but it's just you talking about me in this thread. Are you too fucking dumb to comprehend that?
10 years ago
Does saying someone else has a small penis make you feel like less of a friendless, backwoods, inbred imbecile, PlantTurd?
10 years ago
ScatLady, shut your cock hole and go busy yourself elsewhere.
10 years ago
i like to tease with girls, thats all.
10 years ago
should i be nice to you , you started the bitchin and you must end it by say you sorry for every disparaging things you have told me , in a nice way so i know you mean it.
10 years ago
He needs a nappy nap plantshit, best to just drop it.
10 years ago
I don't give a fuck if your nice or not, Antshit. I'll flame you you whenever I feel like it regardless, because are a fucking piece of shit.
10 years ago
ScatLady, shut your fucking cum hole, you stupid bitch. Your fucking commentary is about as inane as it comes. I need a "nappy nap"? What are you, someone's grandmother? You and your 4 cats gonna do some quilting today? You are most likely a 30 something, fat, no man, bland-as-fuck personality, future old maid. Hobbies include masturbation, the internet and dreaming of Mr. Right. Loves chocolate. Probably wears t-shirts saying something to that affect.
10 years ago
Hank:you should raise up the levels on you jokes so they fit to people over 18 . Now go take your nappy nap japanesse wannabe.
10 years ago
Hank is most likely and 30 old beared whitetrash boy from Arizona that lives in the basement of his parents house and masturbate to hentai and desparatly try to learn the japanesse language and culture. He works at burgerking and he hates everyone except asian , he goes party at the clubs alone and only try to hook up with asians girls.
10 years ago
You fucking idiot. There is nothing in there for anyone under 30. Since you are just a young dumb ass, you don't get it at all, of course.
10 years ago
Hahahaha, fuck you Antshit. Even if I was that guy you described, it would be a step up from your pathetic ass.
10 years ago
I only like to dance , thats why i go to clubs. And i will dance until my intrest dissapear , the age doesnt mather for me. What dont I understand? But my guess is thatyou mean after 30 in the antlife template you should reproduce and keep the productivty and genepool in motion.
10 years ago
PlantCum, you fucking deranged moron. Where do you come up with this nonsense? Why don't you go back to the hills and shut the fuck up.
10 years ago
(I forgot my pills today)
10 years ago
i didnt come up with it , the society did.
10 years ago
I would like to meet Plantshit. I bet I could beat him one on one in unarmed combat.
10 years ago
Yea, but he'd want to battle with his cock. Steer clear.
10 years ago
He does come across as that kind of guy.
10 years ago
1rish1: sure , and after the fight we can eat good food and drink alot .
10 years ago
That sounds like fun.
10 years ago
Tourist sirloin and grain alcohol at Plantshits place? What the hell, sounds good to me.
10 years ago
Im a nice guy and i guess i wouldnt have any problem inviting people to have a good time, there are plenty of nice brooks and lakes to swim and bath in =) , also there is a big river with lots of fat salamon(if you come on the summer). I can show you my crafts and we can go and hunting, walking tour of the mountains would be fun too .
10 years ago
i would, if i wasn't so terrified of you backstabbinf me and throwing me off a cliff..
10 years ago
There is always that to consider.
10 years ago
Can I come to your place and hunt swedes?
10 years ago
el_wanko: no you hate me and wants to kill me, fucking fbi-ant.
vic: not you , you are cool.
10 years ago
good one plantshit....zing
10 years ago
hanks need to cheer up , Hakuna matata hanky!!
10 years ago
alright whos this sick cunt that just searched for "guy fucked to death by a horse". I reakon it was kojack coz thats how he rolls.
10 years ago
Hey, it did happen. Enumclaw, WA a few years back.
10 years ago
ah good old mr hands...
10 years ago
The beginning of the video reminds me how I have to do an oil change later tonight.
10 years ago
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