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mr potato penis

big purple spud

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by ilovepants

submitted January 17th 2008

39 comments
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mr potato penis
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comments (39)
It's a potato that looks like a penis.
10 years ago
-golf claps- very observant
10 years ago
so the potato is supposed to be a penis than?
10 years ago
I think this is how you greet people, Bendo.
10 years ago
its actually how i greeted your mother yesterday, although she's a lot bigger.
10 years ago
It's actually how you greet everyone, cock grabber.
10 years ago
well i'd grab yours, but its not enough to fill a film canister.
10 years ago
You grab anybody's you can get your hands on, gaylord.
10 years ago
so you admit your small in the pants
10 years ago
of course he cant deny it. His small member makes a perfect butt plug for all of his boyfriends, of course hank prefers the pain and only dates large black men.
10 years ago
How is the penis handshake working for you Bendo? Making lots of gay friends? Catch any AIDS yet?

I'd tell you to be sure to wash your hands before you eat, but since the only thing to go in your mouth is cock, it probably doesn't matter anyway.

Over the lips, through the gums, in Bendo's stomach gallons of cum.
10 years ago
Pwnd.
10 years ago
oh yeah, you can valitdate your own sayings, look at your precious comments hank, you just say the same thing over and over again. you are about as creative as a 5th grader with ADD, not to mention your penis is probably the same size.
10 years ago
So, you are saying a 5th grader with ADD could pwn you any day of the week? Well, everybody knows that. No need to go on about it.
10 years ago
...words cant describe what a useless piece of shit you are or how much you love the cock, they could make a movie about that.
10 years ago
Or a potato that thinks its a penis...
9 years ago
*shocked*
this is what ended the farmers marriage with his wife.
10 years ago
*shocked*
Not the cucumber?
10 years ago
*shocked*
It's a potato that looks like a penis.
10 years ago
*shocked*
I should have turned to power off first.
10 years ago
*chocked*
I tried to swallow it whole.
10 years ago
^choked (way to ruin it)
10 years ago
*shocked*
Suck my huge asshole.
10 years ago
*shocked*
There are gays on Mucho today.
10 years ago
*Cooked*
With some sour cream and chives.
10 years ago
*locked*
My damn keys in the car
10 years ago
*shocked*
that's the last time i stick a fork in an outlet.
10 years ago
It needs veins for realism.
10 years ago
it has one kinda floating away from the balls?

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10 years ago
and a pubee curling away off the head... (shivers)
10 years ago
the owner of those hands is probably really cute...
10 years ago
Yeah, go with that.
10 years ago
wow! it looks just like mine!
even down to the flaky bits
10 years ago
chop it off before it gets the best of ya
10 years ago
make me some penis stew..
10 years ago
No can do, but I could rustle up a bit of penis sauce for you.
10 years ago
an ancient dildo?
10 years ago
Hey look, it's a dick tater.
10 years ago
gold...now wy the fk didnt i put those two together.
10 years ago
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