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dude in taiwan gets ripped to pieces

the scooter bailed out and survived

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by elchris

submitted January 14th 2008

111 comments
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Fake as the female orgasm.
10 years ago
^Virgin.
10 years ago
NO im just really really... ahh quick at sex. Its a race isnt it.
10 years ago
Although on closer inspection the truck does actually go over a bump when it hits the guy. But i dont honestly thing it would be affected by a human body. Probally just luck for the photoshoper.
10 years ago
*think
10 years ago
I'm lost. Why do you think it's fake? If it's fake it's a damn good job.
10 years ago
If it's fake, point it out. So we togather can study the case LOL
10 years ago
fake?? that truck probably weighs more than 20,000 pounds, you don't think that is sufficient enough to tear somebody the fuck up?
10 years ago
fake. since when does some 14 year old mucho fucker magically puke up something as real looking as that? I mean sure it could be a sophisticated visual effects scenario. I've been had before. but ask yourselves honestly, is some photoshop composite fuckwit gonna be able to realisticly incorporate to a live backplate an animated blood smear and program the perfect looking particle physics of his broken arm flopping around with physics and collision math just right? and since when does some dude from weta digital, on break from king kong who could be working on lord of the rings 8 worry about programing the bus in this shot to lurch realistically over some sand niggers mid section with just the right hop. Cause if the hop is wrong you would call it fake. you know how much that fuck gets paid to make middle earth in a computer? like 324,664 dollars an eon. and do you know how much it costs to set up a camcorder on an over-pass in cambodia give some extras some 40 cents garbs to make them look like the muslims they collaborate with and to pay a bus driver 10 dollars to accalerate just at the ripest time to effortlessly run over a moving target-like innoccent who's life is worth 2 dollars? Depending on the bus driver it's like 4 dollars. if you are a half decent negotiator. i say fake. cause i don't doubt weta nerd loserdom capability.
10 years ago
you all do realise hes just flaming you so you can argue....right...?
10 years ago
oh...its hard to tell the flamers from the retards around here, guess i got it wrong this time, wont happen again.
10 years ago
Uhhh... It's real there guys.
10 years ago
no no no, ofcourse it's not real! they just had the invisible man ride the scooter..
10 years ago
the guy in the vid was edited in.
true story!
10 years ago
wow, bukkake wrote about 400 words too many
10 years ago
wow, about? I call for recount!
10 years ago
No Morph, I would never try to piss people off just for entertainment.... never.
10 years ago
Ok, after almost a hundred time of reviews, I say this video is fake. Blood trace disappeared at the of vid when body dragged a couple feet. And a arm or leg popped out from nowhere. Scooter slid on the road but no tracemarks left. A human body is not stiff to "bump" the truck with full load like that. I'm sure that the truck passes bumps and with that speed before reaching the bump, can fully stopped if the brake applied. And last is blood not that bright red in real life.
10 years ago
^fail
10 years ago
See Those are all the things i saw. Especially the Blood disappearing and the Fully loaded truck being bumped quite a bit by a mere human body. However since everyone disagrees and certainly they have more Videoshoppe experaince than i do, i acted as though i was just trying to piss people off. ohwell i dont really give a shit either way.
10 years ago
mmmmmm.... roadkill.
10 years ago
First dibs on the leg.
10 years ago
i want the head, so i can cut his mouth out with a chainsaw.
10 years ago
^harhar....love how he waved goodbye at the end...
10 years ago
Is that human jelly?
10 years ago
More chutney.
10 years ago
sausage.
10 years ago
Mmmmmm.... We could make some chum from that mess....
10 years ago
"I think we need a bigger boat..."
10 years ago
S.S. Patna
10 years ago
Best if served after having been road hauled for 30ft.
10 years ago
and tenderized by immense wheels..
10 years ago
I guess whatching TV and driving isn't a god idea
10 years ago
Or riding with your ass against a big truck.
10 years ago
Yeah, that was obviously the bike dudes fault there.
10 years ago
holy fuck! reminds me of some of the drivers here in canada just they go about 50 km/h than that scooter.
10 years ago
Am i normal to watch this clips 17 times and still enjoy it?
10 years ago
Yes, you suffer from ms
10 years ago
the mystery of your acronym! it kills me! do tell please do tell!? multiple sclerosis? mucho schyzpphrenia? Fybro muchalbria? what could it possibly be you clever fuck!
10 years ago
probably not Fybro muchalbria
10 years ago
can't even spell schizophrenia right while trying to sound intellegent.
10 years ago
wow I didn't even realise he was trying to spell schizophrenia. i thought schyzpphrenia was a disease I'd never heard of
10 years ago
^mucho sucko you dumb fuck
10 years ago
I'm thinking he was alive until that last tire went over him at the end.
10 years ago
What, do you live in the ukraine you fucking idiot? have you ever heard of botox? smooth him right out.
10 years ago
I'm thinking his health was severely impaired when the first couple tires went over him.
10 years ago
LOL. Favorited.
10 years ago
you knew him too?
10 years ago
Never try to outrun a semi.

Why was I able to order a shirt from the best webpage in the universe and have it arrive at my door, but my muchosucko shirt still eludes me?

I don't think you really have shirts.
10 years ago
that's what he said.
10 years ago
and they have contact info for yew at the bottom. www. love and pride dot com.
10 years ago
Maybe they just don't like you. I ordered a tee and a hoodie on a monday and got them on the friday, and I live in the UK.
10 years ago
Took all of 4 days to get my stuff
10 years ago
i want a t-shirt, goddamnit.. i hate being broke.
10 years ago
i think deja still hasn't noticed yet..
don't tell her.
*locks lips*
10 years ago
I hope we can get some aftermatch pics of this soon. :)
10 years ago
just imagine a rorshack test, but without symmetry. ^_^
10 years ago
One more reason I sold my motorcycle.
10 years ago
One more reason I kept mine
10 years ago
Get yourselfs a proper moped and not one of these girlie scooters...
10 years ago
i got an monark moped and customized moped with 3 wheels and a board. Similiar to this one
http://www.gnetagalten.se/images/00010/0/flakmoped_0001-1.jpg
10 years ago
my guess is you put bears on the front
10 years ago
hahaha..
i can picture them riding the Plantmobile..
10 years ago
plantmobile?
10 years ago
http://www.gnetagalten.se/images/00010/0/flakmop ed_0001-1.jpg
^the Plantmobile
10 years ago
thats not funny
10 years ago
http://www.volvolandia.com/kuva-arkisto/Volvo240-7.jpg
plantmobile
10 years ago
no no no, the plantshit does not drive a car!
10 years ago
Ok, here is a riddle.. why should pedestrians, bikes and scooters never go in the road? Give Up? Think hard...its got something to do with the atrocity you just watched..
10 years ago
Errmmm .... they gay ?..
10 years ago
Why didn't anyone jump out of their car and film it on their phone?
10 years ago
Thank god the moped survived!
10 years ago
Except it was one of those girlie scooters that only gays ride .... he should have got himself a proper moped.
Fucking faggots....
10 years ago
Walk it off!
10 years ago
Ooze it off?
10 years ago
few stitches here and there..
10 years ago
Just keep him in this bucket and make sure he gets plenty of rest.
10 years ago
looked like he was pullin that truck to fast
10 years ago
That must suck something awful. I mean, for a moment, you're just riding your scooter to some place and the next you're dead and smeared all over the road. I wonder if he was alive long enough to realize his death just happened.
10 years ago
Why don't you try it and post your findings and a vid.
10 years ago
Hey, it takes more than one for anything conclusive, care to join?
10 years ago
Damn right! I'll drive the truck.
10 years ago
"I wonder if he was alive long enough to realize his death just happened."
..
yeah, you should give that another thought.
10 years ago
blend sautee and serve on pita bread. yum!
10 years ago
scooter needed more horse power. Hey let ask you guys and I think smerf told me this. I tried to download a vid from youtube using Orbit downloader, but it downs load it as a .FLV file , and the shit don't work on my comp. How the fuck can u download it as an mpg or avi or some workable video, just asking , cause I know u mucho guys know everything
10 years ago
Try getting yourself a proper moped and not one of those girlie scooters...
10 years ago
Actually this should be further up , but it might be fitting anyway.
10 years ago
Maybe you should try asking someone who gives a fuck about your problems.
10 years ago
And then get a nice 10 speed bike with a bell and shit.
10 years ago
Okay, you go to Youtube, right?
Then you get a nice long length of rope and find a way to tie it to your ceiling....
Next, stand on a chair and tie the remaining length of rope around your neck.
Finally, kick the chair out from under you and die.
That should solve all of your video download problems....
10 years ago
Yo I'ma do that, u guys know all this shit !!
10 years ago
Alternatively you could try and get a flv player from cnet or something.
10 years ago
Fuck a dedicated FLV player; you can use ffdshow and whatever else you want. Or just install K-Lite Codec Pack.
10 years ago
hes lucky that the truck hadnt more tires.
10 years ago
rofl
10 years ago
Good thing he wore his helmit, or he would have been really fucked up
10 years ago
That's pretty good there Godzilla.
10 years ago
If you want to find out if it's fake. See if its on Goregasm.com
10 years ago
excuse me?
10 years ago
this guy thinks there's life outside MS LAWLZ!1
10 years ago
blood is never that red..
10 years ago
The way it dragged with him, I think that bright red patch was actually his intestines and shit that spilled out of him, but still attached, if you know what I mean.
10 years ago
that looked like fun.
10 years ago
sure. i mean at least for the truck driver...
10 years ago
for the tires perhaps. driver only got to see the aftermatch, given that he actually stopped before the border.
10 years ago
ouchie...its not nice of you to leave skidmarks on my head
10 years ago
This reminds me of GTA. It was pretty much humanly impossible to resist running over people on bikes and mopeds.
10 years ago
Poor guy, though, he almost made it out of the truck's way.
10 years ago
eff that, i ride one to work, im guuna have nightmares after this
10 years ago
i'd say it's fake because the human body's not so stif as the recoil the truck suffered. It looked like it went over something more dense.....like concrete. And that blood's too red.
10 years ago
i think the trucky and the bike guy might've had a previous altercation perhaps? the trucky didnt look like he was TRYING to avoid the bike guy...
9 years ago
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