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Black metal

ridiculous black metal video, who the fuck listen to this shit anyway?

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by Plantshit

submitted January 14th 2008

47 comments
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comments (47)
This is pretty much how I feel about all the new growling screamo Bullshit coming out of metal lately.
10 years ago
Now I know why its called "Black" metal, half the fucking video is so dark you cant see shit.
10 years ago
This is sorto of entertaining though and I'm sure they were on drugs when they made this so I'll give em a bit of slack.
10 years ago
like how i give girls i roofie some slack for being a bad lays?
10 years ago
ahahhaha god this is great
10 years ago
i know, this is fucking amazing. it would make a nice themesong.
10 years ago
Shitty music?
Yes

Shitty Video Quality?
Yeah

Nice costume?
Not really.

0.001/10
10 years ago
^Very generous
10 years ago
Man this song and clip are so crap it was sending me to sleep.
10 years ago
i was surprised it just wasn't all a drop D medley. do i hear some actual chords in there? amazing.
10 years ago
this sounds more like a psychobilly band on a lot of Barbie Doll Acid
10 years ago
The Blair Bitch is ALIVE!
10 years ago
This is fucking bullshit, this pisses me off this is a joke i listen to black metal this is not black metal this is a fucking idiot who cant play guitar and just yells.. its good music if its played good
10 years ago
Black metal can never be played good. It sounds like someone is sawing a guitar and a persons head off all at the same time.
10 years ago
That's not good?
10 years ago
The sawing of guitars/people is only good for watching, not so much for listening to.
10 years ago
Immortal made a video even more ridiculus back in the days, I still laugh even when I think of it. And right, BlackMetal must sound like it's been recorded on a mobile phone during snowstorm inside of a russian tank.
10 years ago
Yeah the video for "Call of the Winter Moon." Immortal rules.
10 years ago
i like your imagery ancoron. but wouldn't the snow be falling whistfully with no sound and also soften the clatter of the tank treads?
10 years ago
i remember that one. Guy was wearin a wicked witch holloween hat. Grim
9 years ago
i wa sskipping around waiting to hear something that sounded like shitty music but all i heard was white noise with some guy yelling gibberish...


so at what point does the music start...?
10 years ago
I was thinking the same Morph. Sat here thinking "Ok, so this is the shity quality intro bit that some bands have in front of their actual songs..... damn it's going on for a while"
10 years ago
wheres a drunken Taiwanese truck driver when you need one.
10 years ago
hopefully heading for the gothic morons
10 years ago
plantshit in the forest?
10 years ago
no , i havent been deep in the forest in sometime. I usally is around my home on the winter. But soon its spring and the snow will melt and fill up the brooks and rivers and the forest will awake for its silent rest. I shall travel a week up to the norwegian sea then go to russia and meet up with barents sea. This is kind of intresting because its here i buy/trade my drug stash , from russian sailors.
10 years ago
didnt you say drugs were for the weak
10 years ago
the business doesnt go so well, its easier to sell my crafts if i sell it with drugs.
10 years ago
bear hunters not in big demand in sweden?
10 years ago
no
10 years ago
About 150 years ago, the Scandinavian bear population numbered 4000 - 5000 animals, two-thirds of them in Norway. Bounties led to them being ruthlessly hunted, and 200-300 bears were shot every year between 1850 and 1860. The bounty scheme lasted until 1932, when bears became protected while in their winter lairs.

pretty harsh stuff, but look on the bright side the Swedish bear population has grown by an average of 5.5 per cent per year for the last 100 years...
10 years ago
i think plantshit means that the crowfeet jewlery business isnt goin that well
10 years ago
As a listener of black metal, this isn't that bad.
10 years ago
thats funny cause every other listener of black metal has said it's shit.
10 years ago
i agree, i like it.
10 years ago
Then i can only assume you have the audio version of blindness.
10 years ago
go hump a cross halfbreed retard
10 years ago
If I recall correctly, his name is Fran Mata and he had a project called Arkanum. I had one album which sounded alot better than this (c. 1997)
10 years ago
thanks for info
10 years ago
this is the most horrible black metal i've ever heard... I was expecting this to turn into a world of warcraft trailer
10 years ago
This is great. What band is this?
10 years ago
nvm, need to learn to read prevous comments.
sigh*
10 years ago
immortal videos are fucking retarded, there music is amazing.
10 years ago
Live videos are ok
10 years ago
This shit's so hilarious. I've seen others similar to this. Always revolves around a fucktard walking around in the wood as the dark knight/sorcerer/demon and desperately trying to look evil.
10 years ago
sounds like old Immortal.
10 years ago
this actually sounds like a really bad Burzum rip off.
9 years ago
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