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Cloverfield Monster

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted January 12th 2008

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Cloverfield Monster
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Psh its just Godzilla! Friggan ripoff!
10 years ago
i've already had the 'plot' ruined for me and have already seen the full closeup of the monster from a cellphone cam
its not like godzilla ;/
10 years ago
Godzilla in a rubber suit perhaps?
10 years ago
monster model from the creator....

http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_10442.html
10 years ago
kinda sux that his model doesn't get much face time.
10 years ago
yea, um, ront, thats really really really really not it.
10 years ago
i have seen those concept pics that everyone says are fake. it look kind of like a tick... maybe thats what it looks like. ive havent paid enough attention but that looks like some sort of bug.
10 years ago
*spoiler*

nah, its got 2 legs and 2 arms, although its arms are reversed (so the elbows are pointing forward), so imagine like a giant 3 toed sloth for the limbs with a long tail, it walks on 2 legs but uses its arms for support sometime...
its also go huge puffing gils on its cheeks/neck..
it looks nothing like a tick :P
it does have things on it however that drop off and eat people..
i'd post a video of it, but i'm sick of lawsuit threats from people so i figured i might as well not :P
10 years ago
to me it looked like it had 4 arms, two lower appendages that don't seem to be ever used. I really liked how it was designed, and has a tail as well.
10 years ago
So, is it worth $20 for a one-time viewing? or wait to drop the $20 on the DVD?
10 years ago
if you have a VERY large tv and a very good home theater it might be ok at home, but i would totally recommend watching it in the theater
10 years ago
If you've played Final Fantasy X on the PS2, the Cloverfield monster looks almost exactly like the monster Sin in that game.
10 years ago
^Ya, I've heard that...it's a big screen joint. -Might have to see it. I also heard it makes you ill from the camera shaking.
10 years ago
It is just a "modern" Godzilla movie from J.J. Abrahms. The ticks that get rubbed off of its back are kinda interesting story-wise (makes the monster more like a walking ecosystem which gives new options for drama/conflict).

I dont care for the handheld video camera/cell phone video style though, it makes you incredibly sea-sick in the theatre unless you sit way in the back (I sat through the Blair Witch Project from less than half-way from the screen, I could barely drive home I was so dizzy).
10 years ago
with fear
10 years ago
My only question is, is it worth the ten bucks or whatever to go see? Kind of looks like a piece of shit.
10 years ago
nah, it'll be out on DVD by next year, just like all the "winners" this year.
10 years ago
I had no idea this was a movie.
10 years ago
it's okay if you can look past the horrible acting by the main cast.
10 years ago
It honestly cant be any worse than the second National Treasure. As a history buff of Native North and Central Americans, hearing that a group of Toltecs decided to move from the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico to S. Dakota was probably the most... I dont even have a sufficient word for how retarded it is. That and the fact that every main character conveniently happenened to know everything about everything made this Asphalt's least liked movie of last year...
10 years ago
$10? You guys know these videos get posted on the internet basically the same day they hit theaters right?
10 years ago
basically, i'm not a monster movie fan, and i thought this was a pretty good flick. we just got back from seeing it at the theatre. more worth the money to see it than sweeney todd was.
10 years ago
Another movie that only stimulates the MTV generation...
10 years ago
Technically, I'm from the MTV generation. This does not stimulate me.
10 years ago
you mean the below 80 I.Q. generation?
10 years ago
The people who find that The Real World and shit like that is quality music Television programming.
I want music videos, no more "reality" bullshit
10 years ago
i want music vids too, but from actual good bands. not that shit they put on mtv. mtv is gay
10 years ago
A giant tick?
10 years ago
A gigantick.
10 years ago
how scary can it be if its rated pg13, all the new horror movies today are pg13, what happen to old school sick horror movies that were rated R and gave u nightmares at night? america has gotten soft , fucking pussies
10 years ago
Yeah, make them like "Machete" which got an X rating.
10 years ago
horror movies reached their pinnacle in the '80s. they still scare me.
10 years ago
its not a horror movie... its a MONSTER movie... different genre, godzilla is a monster movie, its about destruction, not about scares.....
10 years ago
just got back from it not to long ago...not worth going to see. disappointed in the monster...and IMO i kinda liked the handy shot came style...just kinda interesting and new...ok not ORIGINAL, but for a monster movie it works...just not this one.
10 years ago
you honestly have no clue what you are saying do you?
if you don't enjoy this movie you are:
a) a bald faced liar
b) a moron
10 years ago
there no monster left i think , if there is they are isolated somewhere, great hunter like me killed them hundreds of year ago when they test themself in the ultimate hunt. Without the hunt we would still have been in the middleage .
10 years ago
I went to a website called MILF hunter once. Is that the same thing?
10 years ago
nope
10 years ago
i saw the movie its pretty sick looking, looks like an alien with really long front arms and tentacles. also has a bunch of wierd parasite bug monsters that fall off of it and kill everyone
10 years ago
a giant mite, nothing to see here!
10 years ago
the liliputians have killed larger bugs on your pubes?
10 years ago
50.000 years ago(5 human years) the aliens "the scabies" invaded utopia Z-101 , the three races was almost completly destroyed an together they stood against the alien invaders at Minas Pubica , the last fortress of utopia z-101 . The races couldnt stand against the evil powerful scabies but in the moment the battle seemed to be lost the sky turned white, as anbless from above it start rain whitelotion that killed all the scabies.
10 years ago
this movie was the shit!
we do get a close up of it at then end... too bad its not here
10 years ago
it's not here because we don't want to get sued like they're doing to any other place that posts it
10 years ago
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