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by Asphalt

submitted January 12th 2008

185 comments
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comments (185)
wtf, its not a "magical" website. this aint no hogwarts motha fucka
10 years ago
It is when you close your eyes and open your mouth.
10 years ago
i did it... nothing happened
10 years ago
Just keep waiting.
10 years ago
hahahahahahaha
10 years ago
How can any purveyor of Mucho be described as "Regular"?
10 years ago
only the regulars know..
10 years ago
it's our secret!
10 years ago
Yeah, you need the decoder ring to even have a chance at encoding the next code that reveals a vague hint to the answer
10 years ago
or decoding as well... you cant get past these mind tricks!
10 years ago
^he's sly like a FOX!
10 years ago
They aint all that sly at crossing the road.
10 years ago
*thump*
10 years ago
How come the regular girls don't get named? grumble frickin frackin double standard grumble grumble.
10 years ago
Because we are too scared to remember your names.
Yet we demand boobs.
10 years ago
Simple solution...show your boobs, then we will rate you on a 0-10 scale...if you get above a 9, you win...we have very high standards...oh wait, we don't...
10 years ago
lol sean thinks he's a regular..
10 years ago
hahaha. fucker doesnt even have an avatar.

even i don't consider myself a regular.
10 years ago
Could asphalts absence be explained by the theory I have, which implicates him as the creator of the mucho wiki page?
10 years ago
Hahaha
You have done well.
10 years ago
Well there is one problem. I'M NOT IN IT!!!!
10 years ago
Well, begin by martyring yourself in the name of the new Sucko Order.
10 years ago
However, besides that giant mistake, which I may of may not forgive.... good job. MUCHO PRIDE!!!
10 years ago
Sorry arch, you were next on the list, but I only had so much room. Maybe I'll fill it out a bit more sometime
10 years ago
I was actually somewhat gleeful that I wasn't included.
10 years ago
I'm mixed they didn't include me either, but I'm not sure I want to know what they'd say about me.
10 years ago
The picture won't load but I'll assume that I'm in it at least 8 times.
10 years ago
if we actually wrote it, we wouldn't have lied (or listed hank twice in the regulars :P) :( this is all asphalt
10 years ago
why the fuck didnt Wario get a mention?
He is the grandfather of mucho.
10 years ago
*gasp* I did no lying!
10 years ago
I'm a smart arse!
10 years ago
We know!
10 years ago
heyyyy!?
..
"mild mannered"?
me?!
:(
10 years ago
he did mention me before you, though, cheeky!
*blows raspberry*
10 years ago
i like the "HankChinaski- self-proclaimed leading expert in all things ever." part.
10 years ago
The usage of "mild-mannered" being relative to the site...
10 years ago
I was 2nd on the list you dykes!
Bahahahaha
10 years ago
but he gave you special treatment because you're just a baby.
10 years ago
Your avatar is a baby.
A freak baby!
10 years ago
THAT'S MY LITTLE SISTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!
10 years ago
At least I'm proud of the fact I don't know my dad!
You were adopted! *raspberries*
10 years ago
i.. i uh.. you-*cries*
10 years ago
What he left out StretchNuts that guys a regular.
10 years ago
Ya he's quite witty also.
10 years ago
how far are you planning to run with this?
10 years ago
Till he trips on a cordless phone.
10 years ago
Bloody Ashfelt... what's a guy gotta do to get invited to one of your party's ??
10 years ago
Ashfelt? Thats a new one
10 years ago
I'm not sure if he's stupid or just trying to be witty.
10 years ago
Yeah, Mi Inglish iz not thu best
10 years ago
Ancient?!?!? What the fuck?
10 years ago
Toned-down version of youtube,nice. lol
10 years ago
yeah, right, also PG rating? I don't think so...
10 years ago
Those porn ad gifs keep changing. You guys seen the cg ones? Those tits can't be real.
10 years ago
Fake CG tits? Thats unpossible.
10 years ago
Reply Button? Thats unpossible.
10 years ago
poop
10 years ago
Just for shits I Wikied MS and this is what came up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_Game_Pianist
10 years ago
I think it deleted mine because I didnt cite any sources
10 years ago
yeah, they keep deleting any mucho references they possibly can, not sure why to be quite honest.

10 years ago
You probly ban them when they try to post on your site. MLK ftw
10 years ago
jealousy
10 years ago
...this is all bullshit...
10 years ago
Yeah sry, I forgot to add you as potato gun target #4... dont feel bad
10 years ago
...sorry...I deflect potatos with my teeth...find something better or worse...your choice...
10 years ago
Haha, when potatoes hit your teeth, they turn into buttered potatoes lol..
10 years ago
lol by yourself locked in the basement of michael jackson's wonderland ranch....
10 years ago
would that be a bad place to get locked up??? think of all the cool shit!!
10 years ago
FAKE !
10 years ago
Ambition of this nature shouldn't go unrecognized.
10 years ago
hahhahaah, this is very kool, should have added the 5 girls here and infamous DejaVu and Haretrinity.
10 years ago
Guess I don't post enough anymore, but you'd think they'd have mentioned Deja, Yak and Lava anywho.
10 years ago
noobs just don't have the same respect anymore do they?
no mention of metalmarlow and his attempt to destroy mucho with his tp crew..
10 years ago
or the clowns who were gonna 'fuck us up'..
10 years ago
^Smart Arse
10 years ago
^seemingly mild-mannered smartass!
10 years ago
Yep, that's me.
10 years ago
Smerf is not going to be happy about this.
10 years ago
aw i wasnt mentioned...
10 years ago
next edition morph, guaranteed
10 years ago
there a huge gap beetwhen bear murderar and bearhunter.
10 years ago
you are the bridge
10 years ago
im a proffesional hunter , a murderer is a lawterm for a person who kills another person (not animals included).
10 years ago
You are a murderer of animals.
They made the term for you.
10 years ago
dunno , but i dont really care, its fun to kill .
10 years ago
Meh, I don't see about thirty different regulars, myself included. I'm not being greedy or jealous but drop the ego....
10 years ago
No one knows you.
10 years ago
troutmurderer?...anyway
umm that is sum funnyshit, kudos to the artist who created it, i myself had a good laugh....and nothing more inmprtant than it being 100% truth.
10 years ago
hahah i'm sorry to say wanko is right.
ps: wanko wasn't included either.
10 years ago
You fucker. I don't know if you're lying or not 'cause I still can't see this fucking picture.
10 years ago
I made it that way just to spite you, wanko
10 years ago
it needs to be updated some more
10 years ago
yeah, it needs more bits about me..
and more cowbell.
10 years ago
and some history about bicho and rygovee
10 years ago
and JOHNNYCHO, and sub-vomit, and marlow, and snivvle, and..
10 years ago
Playa4 getting raped in the face
10 years ago
needs to include the classics like chairmanofthebored, wario, copeland, balls malone, and the oh so great sparkling wiggles term
10 years ago
and el_wanko...
10 years ago
this one was for my generation of muchoers
10 years ago
you forgot to say that i was the first member ever, since 1998!^
10 years ago
you are a big member vic
10 years ago
haha...member
10 years ago
Haha... "."
10 years ago
the only expertise hankchinaski have is to make a fool of himself, congratulation noob.
10 years ago
"Sarcasm" my swedish friend; its something the Eskimos invented
10 years ago
I wonder if he actually has friends.
10 years ago
if you mean me i cant say i got really good friends, but i have people i can hang out with. For hank i dont know.
10 years ago
I thought the Brits invented sarcasm.
10 years ago
No, but I invented "Shut the fuck up Jamie"
10 years ago
I thought the noob infestation had been quashed, apparently ya'll missed one.
10 years ago
Obviously his invention was an epic fail.
10 years ago
Your resonably new yourself Jamiee but more importantly You piss me off with your typing of the white trash slang Ya'll if you said it in person it would probobaly be hot however typing it is just Fuckin stupid.
10 years ago
I see the bar is pretty low for being an "ancient elder of the site".
10 years ago
tell me about it.
10 years ago
hear, hear
10 years ago
i know, but he's talking about age, not seniority.
10 years ago
or did i just contradict myself?
10 years ago
If the category was 'ancient Boring elder' you'd be at the top, Tired Why.
10 years ago
The prelude:
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/who_is_you_man_-

And the ban:
34327http://www.muchosucko.com/show/_pop_-34025

It was all Vic's fault.
10 years ago
no, it was completely your own fault.
you were the noob who got pissed off about my comment..

Victorious says:
"hank, relax, man, don't get your panties in a bundle for nothing."
10 years ago
which you did.
10 years ago
It was your fault for trying to play the mediator.

'Can't we all get along?' Jeez, I really hate when you pull that shit.
10 years ago
hey hey hey now
10 years ago
i was trying to keep you from getting banned, you dumbass.. it was in your favor, but you messed it up, so i guess it's still your own fault.
10 years ago
i don't care if you liek it or not, what you do with it is your own initiative.
10 years ago
don't blame me for getting you banned.
10 years ago
theres plenty of other assholes to argue with you two noobs
10 years ago
Vic is the Mother Hen.
10 years ago
Hank is the guy that is "bugged by authority" and that can't admit responsibility for his own banning.
10 years ago
Wow to admit the bar is low and still beyond your reach is showing your low self esteem......You dont have to whine because you are not mentioned, he just didnt have a category of "Epic Failures in everything".
10 years ago
What's your point, Vic?
10 years ago
Mom, can I play with Yak and Deja today?
10 years ago
what is your point, hank?
10 years ago
now you've just switched to making fun of me, is that a sign that i hurt you?
10 years ago
you're the last person i want to have a namecalling match with, hank.
10 years ago
I didn't switch to anything. I've said it before. Don't play 'peacemaker' around me. It's a girl's role. It especially irritates me coming from a guy.

Haaden the fack up!
10 years ago
nonsense hank...have another saki
10 years ago
noob
10 years ago
but you haven't noticed that dik's as much of a peacemaker as me?
he's been floating around this thread too trying to make peace between us, how come you didnt notice that, if it "especially irritates you coming from a guy."
10 years ago
amount of bears chased by hank ever: none ...none bears
10 years ago
i'll always try to make peace if it's two good people fighting, or in your case; one guy trying to get himself banned.
10 years ago
a girls role is a peacemaker? tell that to Jimmy Carter, Bono and Oprah
10 years ago
You two noobs should embrace each other right now.
10 years ago
hank knows he's just mad because he's black
10 years ago
^Gaaaayyyyy!!!!!
10 years ago
i liked you better when you were banned
10 years ago
also....Booooingggg
10 years ago
You guys remind me of this bit in Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises where all the bulls are brought into the arena and they are snorting fucking mad ready to kill each other and the steers are running between them like old ladies trying to calm everybody down.
10 years ago
hahaha...i read that. i have that book
10 years ago
like hemingway?
10 years ago
Of course.
10 years ago
anyway shouldn't we be fighting the real enemy? elwanko..fuck him
10 years ago
hey elwanko fuck you!
10 years ago
are you comparing me with a steer?
let me look that up
10 years ago
damn you!
10 years ago
i thought a steer *was* a bull..
10 years ago
Yes, one that has been castrated.
10 years ago
Wait, did I miss your joke?
10 years ago
^Noob.
10 years ago
there was no joke, none intended anyway.
10 years ago
Hank Is a complete asshole. I like him the best out of everyone on this site, for this reason alone. Also i agree about the peacemake being a girls role remark. Furthermore fuck you all.
10 years ago
I'm a peacemaker, you cunts. Geez.
10 years ago
^ Gaaaayyyyy!!!!
10 years ago
I love it!
10 years ago
i hate you
10 years ago
I enjoy skittles!
10 years ago
Target? With my army of minions? ...I think not!
10 years ago
Oranjeboom... Tastes good after you've had a couple of cans. Several cans.

It tastes good when you're pissed.
10 years ago
You been giving Oranje oral sex? Are you that desperate?
10 years ago
dont listen to mrfugsmucker he doenst want you to loose your virgin before he loose it.
10 years ago
Bastard. So should we tell him about that night under his bed?
10 years ago
hey nakedwhatever fuck you you fucking noob
10 years ago
Naked is another dick flavor expert.
10 years ago
Hey, play nice.
10 years ago
Sorry, I thought you would consider that a compliment.
10 years ago
fuck you cocksucker. ignorant fucking bitch. i'll show you something nice you fucking mommys boy
10 years ago
hahaha not you godzilla
10 years ago
Godzilla invades Canada in February. I dont think anyone in the NW territory will care though.
10 years ago
Jokes on you! your mommas dead.
10 years ago
can someone link to the thread were hank get ban ?
10 years ago
Wait i'm not in the wiki? neither is haretrinity, SMC, JReese, the gay negro goth and the other people WTF?
10 years ago
When was the last time you were here? It must have been so long ago you've been forgotten.

old noob!
10 years ago
Asphalt, do you know that Neanderthals have invented you like... 65000 years ago or something?
4 years ago
dial-in, do you you that Asphalt has been dead for over two years?
4 years ago
recover password
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