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Walmart Fapper

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Who hasn't done this tho.. I mean seriously.

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by yak

submitted January 11th 2008

60 comments
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Uhhh, I don't think I have recently...
10 years ago
thats what he said
10 years ago
I remember when I was about 12 one of my friends took a piss in the corner of a Sears and got caught by sercurity, it was some funny shit.
10 years ago
Apparently no one told this dumbass that there are security cameras all over wal-mart.
10 years ago
currently he is wanking it in prison...the aftermath just wasnt included in the video...
10 years ago
Ya but who's going to confront the guy with his dick out? And I can only assume it's the night shift which means only mexicans are working, they're probably doing the same thing.
10 years ago
AverageMale would make a citizen's arrest with his handcuff.
10 years ago
By handcuff you mean anus, right?
10 years ago
No, I meant handjob.
10 years ago
I want to thank this fuck for including clear shots of his face. Expect the authorities soon you dumb fuck.
10 years ago
Cool, and we can spend thousands of dollars trying and convicting or not convicting him! If we convict him, we can spend tens of thousands of dollars putting him in jail for a couple months! Awesome. I love this country.
10 years ago
Unreal
10 years ago
i dont really know what to say
10 years ago
Ugh this isnt fucking walmart....walmart is packed 24/7...and they arent that fancy with store displays....
10 years ago
...After careful review...this takes place in mutliple locations...what a pro!
10 years ago
24 hr Wal-Mart genius.
10 years ago
...didnt I say 24/7....crackhead...YAK!!! This fuck is on the loose again...RESTRAINTS!!!
10 years ago
What the hell? He's got serious issues...at least find some hot chicks to wack off behind, not old people and dudes. I was hoping an over anxious security guard would come around the corner and shoot him or tazer him with his wang in hand!
10 years ago
All of these stores play great music.
10 years ago
Sam Walton would be proud.
10 years ago
Im proud of you for even knowing his money grubbing name...wanna cookie retard...
10 years ago
clean up on aisle 3... no, wait...
10 years ago
every day im sure that as a whole our time should be up people like this breed and it gets worse how has the planet not decided its time seriously
10 years ago
....what...
10 years ago
Every day I'm sure that, as a whole, our time should be up. People like this breed and it gets worse. How has the planet not decided that it is time? Seriously!
10 years ago
You are a retard translator.
10 years ago
Hey I used to teach university courses, mostly first year. There were illiterates by the dozen. I liked to decipher what they had written so that I could criticize their ideas, rather than only criticizing the shitty presentation of their ideas.
10 years ago
Lol.
10 years ago
well, I guess every man has a dream....this one is just lower then most
10 years ago
Lame joke in...
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Were rollin' back foreskins!
10 years ago
this guy is in Arizona and they havent caught him yet all they know of him is he might have gone or still going to Glendale Community college and posted the videos as 'Baseball Playa'.

"The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office is stepping up patrols for man pleasuring himself inside Valley stores.

The Sheriff's Posse will be patrolling around Arrowhead Town Center and Metro Center in hopes of catching this suspect.

INITIAL REPORT: There is a man who calls himself the 'Baseball Playa' and what he claims to do is absolutely disgusting.

Glendale police are investigating whether videos posted on the web are in fact legit.
On the web, the 21-year-old college student said the video shows him masturbating in the Arrowhead Towne Center in Glendale.

That's not sitting too well with mall officials.

"We are working closely with the Glendale police department to check its validity but to date we have no reports of this incident, but we're just working with partners at Glendale police department," Josh Hendricks said.

Police are now trying to identify him.

Authorities say they believe since this morning the man has removed all 30 videos of himself from the website.

If located the man could face indecent exposure charges. "
10 years ago
ok
10 years ago
Sheriff's still have posses?
10 years ago
hahaha @4:25 and 6:01
Wow I'd have to say this guy has some issues...

Where is Dik???
10 years ago
right here
10 years ago
hahahah...


ok ok ill say it.


smerf...?
10 years ago
It would have been great if someone grabbed his pants there at the end.
10 years ago
Woulda been funny if someone had grabbed his camera off the shelf. "Excuse me, that's my camera you've got there. I was just... ummm... errr..."
10 years ago
Whatever...no one is ever in the sporting goods dept of WAL MART....get back t0 me when in the childs clothing depo..
10 years ago
AverageMale?
10 years ago
awwww, do you miss your hubby?
10 years ago
Do you miss sticking your wee wee in the electric socket? Too bad it burned off.
10 years ago
Weak and Invalid. Sorry, you lose!
10 years ago
Yes, you are.

I wish I could lose you, loser.
10 years ago
Yak, when you type letters into a search engine's search box please use words like "babe" or "hot chick" instead of "gay" or "guy fapping in supermarket".
10 years ago
i second that.
10 years ago
...brown nosed,shit sucker is what you are...
10 years ago
i hate him so much
10 years ago
btw, did deja ban chairmanofthebored because he typed "first"?
10 years ago
i never banned cotb, why would i do that?
10 years ago
I don't know. Why would you?
10 years ago
Why not?
10 years ago
RIP cotb
10 years ago
deja do you ever get really sad and just ban yourself?
10 years ago
I've always wondered if she's ever gotten really pissed off at Yak and banned him?
10 years ago
hahaa dik.
10 years ago
i was really hoping for some sort of staple related accident to occur.
10 years ago
I wish I could have caught him I would have stolen his pants and his camera and kicked him in the dick just for fun!! This was GREAT I really love how fucking stupid people are it makes for such great entertainment.
10 years ago
If I catch you commenting on another old post, I will steal your pants and camera and kick you in the dick!! It's not GREAT how much of a fucking cunt you are and it is not great entertainment to be 2 weeks late. CUNT!!!!!!!
10 years ago
I'm torn between laughing and disgust. Sick fuckhead.
9 years ago
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