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Scoring a Soccer Mom

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Or a football mom as you euros would call it.. *basically* a howto... but not really.

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by yak

submitted January 10th 2008

33 comments
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comments (33)
goooooooooollllllllllllll
10 years ago
Shouldn't there be an A in there somewhere... or are they being attacked by ghosts and I missed it.
10 years ago
or goAl even...
10 years ago
lol...ghosts...
10 years ago
...Dont you mean a u.....goul.....gooooouuullll!!! FR!
10 years ago
Or he could mean to spell it in Spanish, hence mocking Spanish-speaking soccer announcers.
10 years ago
the way to do it, without getting stuck with the minivan (or the kids)
10 years ago
...Fuck that Wario...Id do her in FRONT of her kid IN her MINIVAN!!!
10 years ago
No you wouldn't.
10 years ago
Done it before...old habits die hard...
10 years ago
Shouldn't it have been titled "Whoring a Soccer mom" ? Just what I thought of first.. maybe.. I dunno...
10 years ago
Cougar, MILF, whatever.
10 years ago
Football fan.
10 years ago
I Like The Part Where She Is Sitting On A Bench Behind A Building Next To A Field With No Kids Playing Soccer
10 years ago
I prefer the part where you learn how to use proper capitalization.
10 years ago
don't talk to Mr. Simpson like that
10 years ago
O.J. will fuck you up!
10 years ago
After you are done sucking his cock.
10 years ago
You are so fucking boring!
10 years ago
You are so fucking boys!
10 years ago
I thought that in England, It's spelled as 'Futball'
10 years ago
What?
10 years ago
nvm, I am just dumb.
10 years ago
So fake...
10 years ago
It's real in my fantasies!!!
10 years ago
what clued you in, detective?
10 years ago
I just noticed, you have the same soccer ball as me. A line that has been proven throughout the ages. It even works on solitary women sitting on a bench at a vacant soccer field with no soccer ball in sight.
10 years ago
How to my ASS!!! I did EXACTLY what that guy did and when I tried to get her in my car, the woman kicked a goal with my fucking nutsack! Stay away if you value your nuts!
10 years ago
LOL.....can u imagine the dumb fkn conversations between the park and the whores place??
10 years ago
I do this sort of thing at least once a week.
10 years ago
DO what? Pay a woman to have sex with you then act like she is fucking you because she wants to?
10 years ago
^hahahahah
10 years ago
next a baseball mom
10 years ago
id hit it.
10 years ago
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