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Robot nixon

I am not a deceptacon.

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by smerf

submitted January 10th 2008

39 comments
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Robot nixon
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comments (39)
Y'all shouldn't have fucked with us!
10 years ago
I'm so casting my vote for your dad. Could you ask him to kill the Patriots for me?
10 years ago
You'll need a formal request... lots of paperwork.
10 years ago
Where can I get a "murder for me" form?
10 years ago
I'll have my secretary fax it to you.
10 years ago
How is she, I forgot to send her a get well soon card after she opened a package for you that was full of flying piranha
10 years ago
Scared for life son... scared for life.
10 years ago
heartwarming^
10 years ago
Let's make smores or something.
10 years ago
I'm gonna send a muffin basket.
10 years ago
I'll send a plate of cookies.
10 years ago
I'll send a big ol' letterbomb.
10 years ago
Return to sender... then check the obituaries for scratch in a day or two
10 years ago
Did he have something against the Philippines?
10 years ago
Duh
10 years ago
How silly of me
10 years ago
Somebody has a new desktop wallpaper.
10 years ago
Desktop.... I'm gonna print a million of these and wallpaper my entire house.
10 years ago
Think of the chick magnet your house will be when you're done.
10 years ago
In that case, you gotta have me over.
10 years ago
Can I be on the security detail for such an awesome pad? You'd obviously need at least one m60 gunner in the tree house
10 years ago
Can I be the shotgun wielding maniac in the bushes?
10 years ago
I'm calling dibs on the camera.I swear I'll post the whole thing on ms for all to enjoy.
10 years ago
No damn neighborhood kids'll ever come onto THIS lawn and live to tell the tale with me and smerf and whoever the hell else wants a gun guarding it!
10 years ago
Really!? We get guns?
10 years ago
Ill put on one of those mail order nigger disguises from a couple weeks ago and be your porch monkey.
10 years ago
We dont tolerate that kind of talk around here, son
10 years ago
Well thanks a lot, smerf! I wanted the bushes. Oh well, never mind, it's the basement for me again.
10 years ago
Fugs, you can be the inconspicuous snowman in the frontyard
10 years ago
Not safe, people poke the eyes out and knock them over. I'll stick to the basement, at least I can taze people through the a/c vents.
10 years ago
Are you going to ambush the women when they get there or what?
10 years ago
No, no, not at all, no.





yes.
10 years ago
Hence the cabinet of chloroform
10 years ago
wasnt this a futurama episode?
10 years ago
yeah, the one where Leela was like, "Cool your jowls!"
10 years ago
Yes, it was the one were Bender hawked his body. I forget exactly what the episode name was.
10 years ago
I'd vote for him.
10 years ago
hes one of the "good" guys, I won't vote for him
10 years ago
If only we had "Robot Nixon" to vote for. =(
10 years ago
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