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Flying spaghetti monster

The kind of religion I could really start to like.

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by smerf

submitted January 10th 2008

56 comments
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Flying spaghetti monster
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comments (56)
i dont get it. this is my religion
10 years ago
this is my wallpaper
10 years ago
Wow, the expiration date must have been eons ago if he's grown eyes...
10 years ago
this is so old, and its sucks. Now i go and sleep crappy postes today i hope you post good shit on friday when i come home after work , lazy deja and yak *crying and pressing post and moving pointer to log out *
10 years ago
Uhhhhhhh....not a good idea.
10 years ago
Enjoy your time off Plant.
10 years ago
Work ? and he claims benefits too ?
10 years ago
yup, old as fuck, but w never had it on mucho for whatever reason. suck it up princess
10 years ago
Deep inside, I always knew Plantshit was a princess.
10 years ago
If you think it sucks it just goes to show how utterly stupid you really are.
10 years ago
fuck u noobz
10 years ago
Pastafarians, unite!
10 years ago
What do they offer me?
10 years ago
All you can eat for $3.99.
10 years ago
With breadsticks?
10 years ago
I'm down.
10 years ago
There has to be a catch...
10 years ago
After you die, all they serve is pancake & sausage on a stick.
10 years ago
the kind with chocolate chips? I'm so there!
10 years ago
Yeah, and you have to dress up like a pirate.




That's right. "Have to" dress up like a pirate.
10 years ago
Well hot damn! This hook hand and peg leg will finally do me some good!
10 years ago
Where's the midget?
10 years ago
gimme a second, chx, i'll be there in no time.
10 years ago
Huzzah!
10 years ago
Dicknixon, lets have our own party, we can have a mini keg, and a bottle of coca-cola, lots of chocolate, and 21 year old virgins.
10 years ago
Sorry. Make that 20 1 year old virgins.
10 years ago
gaaaaaaaaay
10 years ago
nono, they are girls.
10 years ago
gaaaaaaay
10 years ago
You all need to read this book. It offers beer volcano's and strippers as HEAVEN. You all need to read teh book "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster."
It really is a must read for all of us MSers.
Best Religion EVER !! ! !11
10 years ago
SERIOUSLY !
10 years ago
Ok, you need to die now. Fuck off, eat shit, contract something horrible, and die slowly, in great pain, in the middle of fucking nowhere without a computer.
10 years ago
Teh Teh teh teh teh teh teh Teh teh teh teh Teh!!!!! Oi Teh Oi Teh Oi Teh!!! Fucking douchebag..
10 years ago
hey... I like "oi"
10 years ago
i hate that teh shit too. people that use words and phrases they picked up from the internet are noobs
10 years ago
Well I'm no n00b, but I will stop using teh if it is such a big deal.
10 years ago
And what is wrong with this book? Smerf, the best insult is a true one. Why do you hate me so? What did I do?
10 years ago
"Why do you hate me so? What did I do?"

C'mon man you can't talk to him like that.. You need to be more Fuck you Smerf you cock sucking kilt wearing taint urchin!!! But no, you sound all weak and scared..Smerf don't fall for it, keep attacking him liberally..
10 years ago
Thanks for the advice. I'm not going to change whatever it is that I'm doing unless I know what it is though.
10 years ago
id totally eat that monster!
10 years ago
I don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster, but ever since non-existance technically can't be proved, I have faith that it doesn't exist, because it's something I chose to believe in without being given proof. Really.
10 years ago
That's not faith, that's an educated guess.
10 years ago
'Cause faith is an uneducated guess.
10 years ago
exactly.
10 years ago
wtf... siren v2?
10 years ago
fucking newage religion bullshit
10 years ago
You have no idea what this is about, do you?
10 years ago
none at all to be sure
10 years ago
read it, plantshit.
i love this idea.
http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Det_flygande_spaghettimonstret
10 years ago
its a geek thing, suitable for you hank
10 years ago
It amazes me how everyone suddenly has a hard-on for this fatuitous and entirely insipid rehashing and regurgitation of an antiquated allegory, plagiarised countless times already. Russel's teapot, the dragon in Sagan's garage, invisible pink unicorn,... get over it.
10 years ago
Keep dreaming.
10 years ago
those eyes crack me up
10 years ago
I feel bad for that guys noodly appendage.
10 years ago
was that the flying spaghetti monster that used to visit me in my bed at night?
10 years ago
no, that was your uncle hank.
10 years ago
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